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Toast_in_the_Machine
Dec 30, 2010, 12:51 PM
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News clips of party ideas gone wrong:
http://www.mercurynews.com/...s&nclick_check=1
In reply to: Sampson said officers on Friday spotted a car swerving, and pulled it over. They found that the driver didn't have a license, and they smelled alcohol inside the car, police said. Not only did the officer find three open beer cans, as well as plastic bags filled with what he suspected was crystal methamphetamine, but he also heard crying, or rather, bleating, coming from inside the car trunk. "Lo and behold, there's a goat tied up in there," Sampson said. "We think they were going to eat it." |
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Kartessa
Dec 30, 2010, 2:17 PM
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: News clips of party ideas gone wrong: http://www.mercurynews.com/...s&nclick_check=1 In reply to: Sampson said officers on Friday spotted a car swerving, and pulled it over. They found that the driver didn't have a license, and they smelled alcohol inside the car, police said. Not only did the officer find three open beer cans, as well as plastic bags filled with what he suspected was crystal methamphetamine, but he also heard crying, or rather, bleating, coming from inside the car trunk. "Lo and behold, there's a goat tied up in there," Sampson said. "We think they were going to eat it."
Where was my invitation?!
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qwert
Dec 30, 2010, 4:34 PM
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: News clips of party ideas gone wrong: http://www.mercurynews.com/...s&nclick_check=1 In reply to: Sampson said officers on Friday spotted a car swerving, and pulled it over. They found that the driver didn't have a license, and they smelled alcohol inside the car, police said. Not only did the officer find three open beer cans, as well as plastic bags filled with what he suspected was crystal methamphetamine, but he also heard crying, or rather, bleating, coming from inside the car trunk. "Lo and behold, there's a goat tied up in there," Sampson said. "We think they were going to eat it."
Finally i got an idea on what to do on new years eve!
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oldandintheway
Dec 31, 2010, 5:38 AM
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Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat...
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bill413
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oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat...
Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles.
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bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles.
One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat.
W...T...F!!
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charley
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notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!!
Franklin?
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notapplicable
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charley wrote: notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!! Franklin?
Ding-Ding-Ding we have a winner!!
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blueeyedclimber
Jan 1, 2011, 7:57 PM
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notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!!
Sounds like a typical day in West Virginia.
Josh
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chadnsc
Jan 1, 2011, 8:04 PM
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blueeyedclimber wrote: notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!! Sounds like a typical day in West Virginia. Josh
What was the goat f*@ked to death or sumthin'?
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bill413
Jan 2, 2011, 10:37 PM
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chadnsc wrote: blueeyedclimber wrote: notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!! Sounds like a typical day in West Virginia. Josh What was the goat f*@ked to death or sumthin'?
Stupid goat got no stamina.
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wjca
Jan 3, 2011, 5:08 PM
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notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!!
If you've gotten to that stage in life where you're endeavoring to fuck a goat, do you really take the time to wear a condom? I think you just drop trou and fuck the goat.
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Toast_in_the_Machine
Jan 3, 2011, 6:59 PM
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wjca wrote: notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!! If you've gotten to that stage in life where you're endeavoring to fuck a goat, do you really take the time to wear a condom? I think you just drop trou and fuck the goat.
Ummm, your use of the word "stage" implies that people go thru it. The further implication is that you have been there, done that.
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wjca
Jan 3, 2011, 10:01 PM
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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote: wjca wrote: notapplicable wrote: bill413 wrote: oldandintheway wrote: Kinda disturbing that I thought it would have been sheep instead of goat... Well, clearly they were drunk....must have been beer goggles. One day I rolled up to the parking area for a small crag in the backwoods of WV. The first thing I notice is that the place is trashed and a fire ring has been built right in the middle of the parking lot. As a I look around I see many beer cans, a T-shirt, a shoe, two used condoms and yes, you guessed it, a dead goat. W...T...F!! If you've gotten to that stage in life where you're endeavoring to fuck a goat, do you really take the time to wear a condom? I think you just drop trou and fuck the goat. Ummm, your use of the word "stage" implies that people go thru it. The further implication is that you have been there, done that.
Bartender: Angus, why are ye friends always laughing at ya? Why don't ye stand up for yerself?
Angus: Do ya see that bridge?
Bartender: Yep
Angus: I built that bridge, stone by stone, but do they call me Angus the Bridge Builder? No. Do ya see that school?
Bartender: Yep
Angus: I built that school, board by board, but do they call me Angus the School Builder? No. But ya fuck one goat...
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