At 11:00 a.m. this morning I recieved the following text message from a complete stranger...
You're welcome. You gave me my "me time" last night, as you wrapped your hands around my tender neck
Whats your general policy for dealing with wrong number texts that congratulate erotic asphyxiation? Do you mess with em a bit or just leave it alone, or make another appointment? If you would have responded to this particular text, post what would have been you're first reply.
'i liked it when you slipped your finger in my ass.'
Finger? Pfft! You can do better than that.
Hmm. Now I'm curious. Is stumping a thing?
Ok. Yep. That took about 12 seconds to find via google.
*not that i'd know* but there's an amateur flick out there called 'banging girl with one arm'
An 'Oh, Shit!' moment for me, until I saw it was some blonde chick. Phew!
The title is misleading. Were they banging a one-armed girl? Or was it a dude using one of his arms to bang the girl? I think the kids these days call it fisting. I wouldn't really know. I'm pure and without such sinful thoughts or dirty desires.
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