....I'd guess that StupidKid isn't as clueless and ignorant as he appears to be. He's likely just trolling. How lame is that?

Subiekid: Go on home to mommy and daddy, and cry to someone who cares. We climb for the thrill, the challenge, and the journey up with freinds- not to impress arrogant pricks like "the_leech". E-thugs like that little girl only whine online because they won't get slapped in the face like they would if they said that shit to a "noob" like myself in person.

A smart dude once said, "that is one articulate mother fucker"

If subiekid is a troll he's taking things to a whole new level.

Soon he'll be a rockstar if he keeps it up.

DMT

you should definitely have a special exemption for attractive girls and hot chick noobs...always take them climbing

yea i agree subiekid must be a troll. i mean....why else would he drive a WRX. i also agree with LEECH. people that are new to climbing NEED to stop climbing. furthermore, i think all jews should die, all arabs are terrorists, all mexicans need to go home, all white people should put on white masks and burn crosses, all black people should pick cotton and i mean i have alot of other things im upset about also. Discrimination is key, we need to make others feel unwelcome, we need to make others feel lower than ourselves......im mean gosh the word LEECH in the dictionary did recently have its definition changed to discrimnating bastard i guess you guys didnt know that. well w/e white pride! black Panthers! Viva la Resistance! and NOOBS no more climbing on my houses and stealing my cable.

You all dont understand what its like. you see, people like "The LEECH" and myself look down upon others because we are being looked down upon. we live in a haze of ignorance. you all need to join us and understand THIS IS HOW IT MUST BE. LEECH....will you marry me you are my hero......go to www.LEECH.you.are.retarded.but.youaremyfriend.com i made you a website.

This thread is AWESOME!!! LONG LIVE THE LEECH!!!

Ya know Subiekid, the leech is 6'2", 240lb, shredded, a master at gung fu, and eats n00bs like you for breakfast!

...and eats n00bs ... for breakfast!

That's a little gross. I'd think that the weak and tender nature of a n00b would give one the runs. Ick.

But the old grizzlies are so chewy and stringy. They'd have to be marinated for like, two days.

I hear that many of them come self-marinated.

To that bold man who invented the internet… just so he would have a place to store his porn.

That's right Stubiekid, The Leech is not one to be trifled with. He's also trained with Chuck Norris, (and that was long before Gabe Walker tried to make this same claim). He’s got chunks of guys like you in his stool!

We were sitting around the campfire last night going round the circle sharing our experiences and stories about him:

“He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.”

“We once had a bachelor party for The Leech. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.”

“I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury…”

We sat in silence and opened another beer…

“The Leech is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.”

“He uses live elk for toilet paper.”

“He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King… and got one.”

We solemnly put another log on the fire…

“The Leech grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.”

“I once saw him slam a revolving door.”

“I heard he invented the Cleveland Steamer.”

So we proposed a toast to The Leech. To that bold man who invented the internet… just so he would have a place to store his porn.

So you can go ahead and mess with him, but do so at your own risk.

Watch for a thread titled “Why women climb” by the_leech.

I’ll be gone for a few days now. I’ll be sport climbing in the Alabama Hills (clipping bolts... how n00bish of me, don’t you think?).

"But the ALABAMA HILLS? I'm, like, so embarrassed for you! "

HEY! I put up some of those routes... Sez allot doesn't it....