dharmatreez
Mar 21, 2007, 12:12 PM
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i have stated previously that people putting up permanent (and painted) tick marks needs a Long Island adjustment with my ball bat
doing it at the Creek on all that red rock with only chalk (? - PLEASE tell me they are not painted) is almost as bad, especially with access issues
thinking about it this morning, i believe i would buy a paintball gun, find a good overlooking belay off to the side of one of the ticked climbs, or even better a big chimney that you could completely squeeze into and hide. waiting till the monkey ass ticker is at the crux, i would begin to pelt him, hopefully he isn't wearing a shirt. the shorter the distance the more of a sting and welt they will get (my little brother tells me it can actually be quite painful at closer ranges on bare skin and leave bruises, ha ha). the only problem i see is your shooting "lane", making sure that you are at enough of angle that any missed shots graze PAST him and NOT splatter the wall.
if asked by the waste of conception "wha the f@*k you do tha bra?", explain to them that you were just ticking them to remember who they were, like the routes in the gym that they probably came from, such as..."man that green climber is sick, they rated him 64 (IQ), but he's at least a 67"
happy hunting!
jae
(This post was edited by dharmatreez on Mar 21, 2007, 12:13 PM)
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