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bent_gate
Aug 15, 2007, 6:10 PM
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sterlingjim wrote: Ours is a proprietary formula I developed with a chemical formulator company. Generally the chemical makeup of the treatments are trade secrets. Ours is secret.
And there is a reason that it is a secret. Because if climbers found out what it really was, they would probably think twice about whether they wanted to use it.
You see, the secret ingredient is Soylent Noob.
Ubiquitous Noobs can be easily found in droves congregated at any of your local Bouldering Comps.
They mulitply like crazy, and at clean up time, there are still hordes of them hanging around.
The noobs are scooped up and taken to a facility where they are lead into a room
There, they are euthanized while they peacefully watch Chris Sharma videos
Then they are packaged and shipped off to the processing plant
Where they are efficiently processed into wafers of Soylent Noob that will be used as Dry Treatment for ropes
So now you know the secret...
Soylent Noob... is climbers! It's made out of climbers!
(This post was edited by bent_gate on Aug 15, 2007, 6:19 PM)
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