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I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?


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And I would like to understand why some dudes wearing beanies in any situation, indoor, outdoor, in bed, at christmas dinner, or whatever, concern you in any way.

The origin is very obvious. Bouldering outside, when it is cold, makes a nice snugly knit hat, a.k.a. beanie, a must. It is a strange phenomenon, but you can actually climb shirtless/in a tank top, and wear a hat, and you will be warmer with a hat than without it.

Some people get so used to having that beanie on their head, that they can't seem to take it off even indoors. Or maybe they just look better in it, because their hair hasn't been washed for many days.

Regardless, you can safely ignore the beanie-wearing guys in the gym, they are not particularly contagious, and rest assured that you don't need to put one on yourself.


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Maybe they used to small and shit boulder rooms where there's a lot of chalk in the air, and they dont want that in their hair? The only reasonable answer I could come with.


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Same reason baggy pants and later popped collars were everywhere: its trendy, and they think it looks cool.


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donwanadi wrote:
The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

Yes. And? Unimpressed

donwanadi wrote:
Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend

I think it has something to do with the way a hot female looks in gym attire and its affect on the male brain.


on the flip side, you know some fugly granola chick is saying the same thing about female boulderers who wear sports bras and spandex yoga capris (and do all that really awesome "stretching" on the floor in front of everyone)


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donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

...... hotness of the females present.

.. What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

to hold back the sexy dreadlocks...


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does everyone with a baseball hat play baseball? Do people need Hummers to go to the grocery store?

sounds like you're pretty insecure if what someone wears bothers you so much... sad really.


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ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.

try to suck less. then maybe someone will talk to you and you won't have to ask stupid questions on the interwebs.


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beanies are designed to keep awesomeness contained. without beanies, the awesomeness would be just too awesome


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Unfortunately this beanie indoors thing is spreading beyond bouldering. I recently was at a dental school interview and one of the other applicants wore a beanie indoors with his suit the whole day during the tour and interview.


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What grade did you start at that after 10,000 posts and 8 years you're climbing V7?


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vinnie83 wrote:
Unfortunately this beanie indoors thing is spreading beyond bouldering. I recently was at a dental school interview and one of the other applicants wore a beanie indoors with his suit the whole day during the tour and interview.

Are you sure it wasn't a yarmulke or something similar?


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jakedatc wrote:
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boulders: V2

ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.

try to suck less. then maybe someone will talk to you and you won't have to ask stupid questions on the interwebs.

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Trad: 5.8

ahh, i see, you are one who wears said beanies.


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What grade did you start at that after 10,000 posts and 8 years you're climbing V7?

that is what you come back with? we have 8 year olds at my gym climbing V2 in their sneakers.. quit checking out what people are wearing and climb more. fucking gumby ass noob


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Much like folks who walk around with a bluetooth sticking out of their ear, I'm thankful the beanie wearers are kind enough to clearly flag themselves as a person to avoid. Makes it much easier for me to decide who to interact with at the gym.


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surfstar wrote:
jakedatc wrote:
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ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.

try to suck less. then maybe someone will talk to you and you won't have to ask stupid questions on the interwebs.

In reply to:
Trad: 5.8

ahh, i see, you are one who wears said beanies.

that should be updated to Gunks .9 (woo! ;) ) and you'll note the sport grade is quite a ways above that. you'll see where my priorities are.

care to post something of yours in double digits there Brahhh surfer duuuude

also i don't wear a beanie indoors climbing. I also don't judge people by what they wear. i could really care less.

I do take offense to V2 gumbies calling out my climbing ability when they can't even get up the birthday party routes.


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petsfed wrote:
Are you sure it wasn't a yarmulke or something similar?

Ha!

Brah #1: "Brah, that a sweet beanie."
Brah #2: "Brah, that's not a beanie it's a kippah."
Brah #1: "Yeah, brah. If I had a beanie like that I'd call it a keeper too!"

Sly


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jakedatc wrote:
I also don't judge people by what they wear.

ahh, I see, you judge them by the numbers that represent their climbing skill.


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petsfed wrote:
vinnie83 wrote:
Unfortunately this beanie indoors thing is spreading beyond bouldering. I recently was at a dental school interview and one of the other applicants wore a beanie indoors with his suit the whole day during the tour and interview.

Are you sure it wasn't a yarmulke or something similar?

Don't know what technically qualifies a hat as a yarmulke, but this was big enough that it was pulled down to his eyebrows and covered his ears and didn't look like any yarmulke I have ever seen.


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Clearly he didn't want in that much then.


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You know, I only hear shit spraying in one direction and it really makes me wonder why... I'm gonna guess that the kids in the beanies are having more fun :)


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rockyraccoon123 wrote:
You know, I only hear shit spraying in one direction and it really makes me wonder why... I'm gonna guess that the kids in the beanies are having more fun :)


i hate it when i hear other people's shit spraying next to me...kinda makes me gag


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i dont know about them i kinow i dont take my shirt off while Bouldering but i wear a beanie about 20 hrs of the day, its just a habbit plus my hair is crazy haha


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So its your fault


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Most of the bodies heat is lost through the feet and head. I wear a beanie when its cold, because its cold, and in the gym when its cold because its not heated and cold. Beanies = Warmth.

All gyms have the "Brahs" you seem to be referring to but not everyone who makes noise climbing is one of them. Maybe these guys crushing and wearing beanies have nothing to to with each other. Do you ever make noise climbing? One day you'll learn how strenuous hard routes are and sometimes you just gotta get loud to get sh*t done.


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donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

This thread is hilarious. I love the different things that can go through people's minds when they observe the same phenomena. Whenever I see a boulderer or someone in a rad beanie, I think, "Ooh, I should find yarn like that and crochet one of those!" I rarely ever wear hats, though, I just like to make them, give them at gifts, and observe other people wearing them.

The breathing thing makes me wonder if you're especially sensitive to loud breathing sounds. I'm sensitive to loud chewing or spitting sounds, but not so much to the breathing, I think. Then again, I don't know how loud is loud--what's the decibel level here?


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tH1e-swiN1e wrote:
Most of the bodies heat is lost through the feet and head. I wear a beanie when its cold, because its cold, and in the gym when its cold because its not heated and cold. Beanies = Warmth.

All gyms have the "Brahs" you seem to be referring to but not everyone who makes noise climbing is one of them. Maybe these guys crushing and wearing beanies have nothing to to with each other. Do you ever make noise climbing? One day you'll learn how strenuous hard routes are and sometimes you just gotta get loud to get sh*t done.

:thumbs


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I also don't judge people by what they wear. i could really care less.

I judge people by what they wear all the time. Particularly my wife and her footwear.

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I do take offense to V2 gumbies calling out my climbing ability when they can't even get up the birthday party routes.

It sounds like you're feeling a little defensive there.

Sorry dude, I'm bored.


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surfstar wrote:
jakedatc wrote:
I also don't judge people by what they wear.

ahh, I see, you judge them by the numbers that represent their climbing skill.

I judge people by that in combination with their attitude. The crappy but humble climbers are okay.

The crappy, loud, arrogant, disrespectful, douchebag climbers are... like... douchebags.

Not that I'm referring to anyone in particular.

Except those people of course.


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I wear a beanie mostly because I'm bald.


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donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....
Because it keeps you warm when your head is cold.

donwanadi wrote:
There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.
We are men, we love sex. And surprisingly, bouldering without a shirt on and traversing around females where they can easily see you (and hear you, in this case) increases the chances of attraction from said females. They will look, and if you're lucky they'll like what they see. In nature, males always attempt to attract females to mate with. Honestly, this should not require much thought to understand.

donwanadi wrote:
The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?
People tend to breathe louder and harder when they are starting to get pumped or tired. The logic behind the beanie is obvious... it keeps you warm. As a matter of fact I'm wearing a beanie right now.



It sure sounds like you're either jealous of, or annoyed by the beanie-wearing shirtless traversing boulderers.

Either way, none of us can help you there, this is a personal problem.

My only suggestion is to get laid more, maybe you'll stop caring.

EDIT: Normally I'm not this sarcastic or condescending. But how can you not expect to get flamed by everyone when you ask for such silly explanations.


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Ladies - Please chime in if you have had sex with one of the traversing beanie wearing loud breathing folks. Were you attracted by the shirtlessness? The beanie? The loud breathing? (I know how you girls love it when dudes get their scream on in the gym.) Did they keep the beanie on for sex?


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cobbledik wrote:
I wear a beanie mostly because I'm bald.

An honest answer. I share your predicament, though I've chosen the opposite response.


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Why do you care so much?!
Bro, give it a break. srsly.

Just ignore them and climb on.

/thread


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The breathing thing makes me wonder if you're especially sensitive to loud breathing sounds. I'm sensitive to loud chewing or spitting sounds, but not so much to the breathing, I think. Then again, I don't know how loud is loud--what's the decibel level here?

Loud enough to be heard 30-40ft away in a separate somewhat secluded bouldering cave.


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Why do you care so much?!
Bro, give it a break. srsly.

Just ignore them and climb on.

/thread

Not at all. You claim it's an effective technique for attracting women. What's wrong with asking?


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I never made such claim as to say that it was truely effective.

jamesnater wrote:
We are men, we love sex. And surprisingly, bouldering without a shirt on and traversing around females where they can easily see you (and hear you, in this case) increases the chances of attraction from said females. They will look, and if you're lucky they'll like what they see. In nature, males always attempt to attract females to mate with....

To answer your question, "What's wrong with asking?"
jamesnater wrote:
...Honestly, this should not require much thought to understand.

You're searching for an answer to support how you feel about these boulderers. I already gave a clear, factual explanation for you.

Like I said before, just ignore them. Ignore me. Take a deep breath. Pretend this thread never happened. Go climb.


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nobody really believes the grades people spray in their profiles here....


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Rookies. All of them. You ain't shit unless you wear two beanies and rock the gym in a leather thong ...

... like me.


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Here's to all my beanie-wearing douchebag friends...




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anyone who never makes noise when climbing probably isn't climbing hard enough.


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wtf is a gym?....maybe if i used one more i would not be climbing the birthday V2 warmup's that you speak of. on a serious note do you think a benie will get me to v4 ? And if so what brand makes you improve the best?


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Very nice. I especially like the cutouts from the 'NOS thread'.


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saint_john wrote:
anyone who never makes noise when climbing probably isn't climbing hard enough.

+1


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My bula helped me figure out a tricky section of a v4 last week, just make sure you get the one with the fleece ear section, keeps ur headphones warmerCool


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superchuffer wrote:
saint_john wrote:
anyone who never makes noise when climbing probably isn't climbing hard enough.

+1

Clearly, this thread has progressed to a solution for the OP: make more noise and wear more beanies than the other guys!


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Gotta love the gym. Young college dudes taking their shirts off and screaming their way through a soft v3...then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored


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Gotta love the gym. Young college dudes taking their shirts off and screaming their way through a soft v3...then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored

is that what you think happens?


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saint_john wrote:
anyone who never makes noise when climbing probably isn't climbing hard enough.

I never vocalize. It would break my concentration.


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saint_john wrote:
lazymonkey wrote:
Gotta love the gym. Young college dudes taking their shirts off and screaming their way through a soft v3...then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored

is that what you think happens?

My wife thinks so. She married the old guy.

GWink


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donwanadi wrote:
Very nice. I especially like the cutouts from the 'NOS thread'.

Here is a beanie for only $2.99 . . . at this price, you can get two!


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I have several beanies. I only wear them in the cold, though, and one at a time. Thank you for your concern.


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tH1e-swiN1e wrote:
Most of the bodies heat is lost through the feet and head.

SO as it turns out, this is just a commonly held myth. check this out from the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7789302.stm

look for: HATS AND THE COLD


btw, I DO think it's funny when some climb without shirts ... especially in the fall/winter.

I have to admit, though, that I am an occasional for-warmth beenie wearer (beenie weenie?) But am most def not a brah or a gym grunter. I prefer to adorn a brightly colored set of tail feathers and strut about the gym crowing. :)



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ckirkwood9 wrote:
tH1e-swiN1e wrote:
Most of the bodies heat is lost through the feet and head.

SO as it turns out, this is just a commonly held myth. check this out from the BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7789302.stm

look for: HATS AND THE COLD


btw, I DO think it's funny when some climb without shirts ... especially in the fall/winter.

I have to admit, though, that I am an occasional for-warmth beenie wearer (beenie weenie?) But am most def not a brah or a gym grunter. I prefer to adorn a brightly colored set of tail feathers and strut about the gym crowing. :)

[image]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9TrmJ9MRg6M/TONsQGa2sQI/AAAAAAAAAHI/xnwk5bSkmO8/s1600/peacock-wooing-peahen1.jpg[/image]


lol.. a short internet blurb with no actual information to back it up.. nice.


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lazymonkey wrote:
then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored

You been stalkin' me?


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They are paying homage to the Vikings. It all started with them and those metal beanies that had horns protruding out of the side. It is even emmulated in the head gear for the 'True Warrior' in the Warrior Dash competitions.

Jinx


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saint_john wrote:
lazymonkey wrote:
Gotta love the gym. Young college dudes taking their shirts off and screaming their way through a soft v3...then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored

is that what you think happens?

Politely inform me then, you connoisseur of male bodily fluids


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lazymonkey wrote:
Gotta love the gym. Young college dudes taking their shirts off and screaming their way through a soft v3...then the quiet older gentleman happens by, and cruises up every multitape problem in the gym while the coeds watch and pretend not to be floored

Not really.


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Stfu you girl...what do u know? Besides how to project v-easy over the course of months??

U guys are right...at places like brooklyn boulders, there are tons of buff young studz, complete with mustaches, technicolor tattoos, and their sisters jeans.

These dudes are pretty strong, if u consider sessioning the big campus rungs @ a bw of 130 lbs a feat of strength.


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lazymonkey wrote:

U guys are right...at places like brooklyn boulders, there are tons of buff young studz, complete with mustaches, technicolor tattoos, and their sisters jeans.

That's a lot more accurate.

Edit: substitute "skinny hipsters" for "buff young studs" and you're on the money.


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Hmm. This thread makes me happy that I don't care what people wear at the gym, I just climb and keep to myself.


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jakedatc wrote:
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boulders: V2

ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.

try to suck less. then maybe someone will talk to you and you won't have to ask stupid questions on the interwebs.

Jake you are a fucking douche, plain and simple..
but +1 for using interwebs. Rhythm apparently doesn't know what that is


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This thread was founded by douchbagery. Thus it will continue to be ran by it. That said. I boulder and rope climb at my local gym. I often wear a hat in the gym, sometimes it's a cap other times a beanie. It's main purpose is to control my long hair. I've never thought twice about what anybody thought of it. I also never thought what someone would think about my breathing on a hard route or problem.

Seems people need to worry more about climbing than fashion or their own insecurities.


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jakedatc wrote:
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ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.



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sungam wrote:
jakedatc wrote:
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ahh i see the problem. you flail on the warm ups so you want to figure out how to suck less.. sorry a beanie won't help.
[image]http://i.imgur.com/xqYrs.jpg[/image]

With a good updraft it might!


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donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

It's to annoy/confuse internet nerds into posting about it on rock climbing forums.


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donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

I wear beanies on the inside. I also breathe loudly sometimes. My shirt usually stays on though.
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karmiclimber wrote:
donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

I wear beanies on the inside. I also breathe loudly sometimes. My shirt usually stays on though.

It is comforting to leave this forum for a month or so and return to find people still talking about a piece of headwear that has nothing to do with actual climbing. That said, nice beanie, karmi!


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SylviaSmile wrote:
karmiclimber wrote:
donwanadi wrote:
I would like to understand why some people wear beanies....

There are a number of 'boulderers' at my local gym who don't where shirts and traverse around the gym breathing extremely loud. The volume roughly correlates to the number and hotness of the females present.

The loud breathing I equate to standard douchbaggery.... What is the origin of this beanie radness? Is there logic behind it or is it just a trend?

I wear beanies on the inside. I also breathe loudly sometimes. My shirt usually stays on though.

It is comforting to leave this forum for a month or so and return to find people still talking about a piece of headwear that has nothing to do with actual climbing. That said, nice beanie, karmi!

You're the one who "hates rockclimbing."Tongue That said, thank you.


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It's called a toque. It's to keep the brain warm, also some are doped with D30 which protects the cranium.


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