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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time. *gag* You don't know what you are missing. No, I don't know and never will. You won't catch me putting something that is still mooing in my mouth! Somebody alert Teh Bruce!
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chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: I figured as much. Is this true Art? Do your people really cook rice in cheesecloth? If by 'your people' you mean Americans, no. No, I meant his people. Japanese, not the other half of his people, Americans. Those people aren't my people. hehe but I do get a reaction from you when I assume this. <--- goal achieved Not much of a reaction. Not from art. But it sure did generate a whole bunch of banter. Mission accomplished. My work here is done  Don't ya hate cocky females?!? You mean transvestites or real chicks with real dicks?
I think she's after chicks with strap-ons.
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: granite_grrl wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome. Worthless without pix. What happened? The psycho bitch decided she did not want to be in the hospital anymore. The hospital staff decided that she was staying. And I didn't exactly have time to bust out the camera phone. I wonder if I got called a psycho bitch when I was in the hospital. Er.....I wasn't what you'd call an idea patiant those first couple of weeks. yes, but you had several other things going on, i.e. a broken hip. No broken hip. Femur and pelvis though. Plus ribs and skull. and a bunch of other stuff.
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chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: granite_grrl wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome. Worthless without pix. What happened? The psycho bitch decided she did not want to be in the hospital anymore. The hospital staff decided that she was staying. And I didn't exactly have time to bust out the camera phone. I wonder if I got called a psycho bitch when I was in the hospital. Er.....I wasn't what you'd call an idea patiant those first couple of weeks. It's possible, but I don't think you were a bitch to them. Just out of it. The nurse in ER just said you were "combative"heh. storytime! She is a pretty bad patient. It gets worse when they give her morphine. I think that was when she was combative. She also likes to pull out tubes. We don't like it when people try to pull out tubes, mostly because it can be bad for the orifice that the tube is shoved in. What about your pee hole?
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: granite_grrl wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome. Worthless without pix. What happened? The psycho bitch decided she did not want to be in the hospital anymore. The hospital staff decided that she was staying. And I didn't exactly have time to bust out the camera phone. I wonder if I got called a psycho bitch when I was in the hospital. Er.....I wasn't what you'd call an idea patiant those first couple of weeks. yes, but you had several other things going on, i.e. a broken hip. No broken hip. Femur and pelvis though. Plus ribs and skull. and a bunch of other stuff. Femur+Pelvis=hip
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artm
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dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: granite_grrl wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome. Worthless without pix. What happened? The psycho bitch decided she did not want to be in the hospital anymore. The hospital staff decided that she was staying. And I didn't exactly have time to bust out the camera phone. I wonder if I got called a psycho bitch when I was in the hospital. Er.....I wasn't what you'd call an idea patiant those first couple of weeks. It's possible, but I don't think you were a bitch to them. Just out of it. The nurse in ER just said you were "combative"heh. storytime! She is a pretty bad patient. It gets worse when they give her morphine. I think that was when she was combative. She also likes to pull out tubes. We don't like it when people try to pull out tubes, mostly because it can be bad for the orifice that the tube is shoved in. What about your pee hole? Yeah there is an inflated balloon on the end of that tube that is about an inch around. If you want to pull on that, go right ahead.
Even on Morphine.
Thankfully I was unconscious when the catheter was installed.
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chossmonkey wrote: the_climber wrote: GOD DAMN MUTHER FU^*IN' RAIN! That is all. Bummer man.... That's a bummer.
I used to have one of these:
It's weeks like this I REALLY REALLY REALLY wish I hadn't had to sell it.
Yes it's been raining for weeks here... and the river and creeks are running very nice and HIGH! Damn it I WANT TO GO PADDLING!
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chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time.
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obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time. *gag* You don't know what you are missing. No, I don't know and never will. You won't catch me putting something that is still mooing in my mouth!
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obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time. *gag* You don't know what you are missing. No, I don't know and never will. You won't catch me putting something that is still mooing in my mouth! Somebody alert Teh Bruce! HA. ya know, I was going to add...bruce doesn't moo. But decided against it. Just so you know...he doesn't moo. grunts like a gorilla sometimes..but never moos
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the_climber
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stymingersfink wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time. stop in on your next travels through the land of Nephi, I've been known to BBQ a pretty mean Santa Maria style Tri-Tip, oak n all.
Mmmmmm Steak.
On the Nephi note, I used to know a guy named Nephi.
Biggest damn Drunk I've ever met! Always the life of the party.
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stymingersfink wrote: obsessed wrote: artm wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: Oh please, I'm a hick from colorado. I make my chili from scratch and grill my steak medium rare. I will confess to cooking my potatoes in the microwave though. I have been taking a liking to doing mine rare to blue lately. Not that we have steak very often. MR was my choice for a long time. *gag* You don't know what you are missing. No, I don't know and never will. You won't catch me putting something that is still mooing in my mouth! Somebody alert Teh Bruce! HA. ya know, I was going to add...bruce doesn't moo. But decided against it. Just so you know...he doesn't moo. grunts like a gorilla sometimes..but never moos I've heard that if you milk a steer, you'll have a friend for LYFE!!!11
Been talking to CI lately Sty?
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wanderlustmd
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chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: That was actually only the second time I've shot a (real) gun. And you call yourself American!!! Even Rebecca has shot at least two guns. Though on the same occasion. I'm sure you have seen the pix. I had a bb gun. That was a good time. I wouldn't mind getting into target/clay shooting. But I'm not a hunter. You don't need to be a hunter to hunt. Just like you don't need to be a climber to climb. Deer meat is awesome. And really cheap if you can hunt near where you live and process it yourself.
Deer meat is pretty good. I've only had it once.
Lately I've had a bit of an ethical dilemma about eating meat. I don't have the cajones to shoot an animal myself, so why do I knott have a problem eating meat.
I'm not going to become a vegan or anything, but it's a weird thing.
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wanderlustmd
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chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you.  Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. We have a pool. We aren't rich. You can all come swimming. Party at Wanders house. Can you grill us some steaks too? I think your house would be closer for most. for most? Only for you and Beccs. He is way up in Maine, or wherever. You place is definitely closer for Art. Not by much. We have better rawk. T3h Art iz not in2 dummydomes. You need to climb in NH more. You live in maine. You are a cheater to claim it as maine climbing. Even if it is your maine area.
Shut it, Canuck
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chossmonkey wrote: I haven't been to NH yet
come visit. We have good climbing and good beer.
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chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Off to do chores, I will be sure to jump in the pool at some point  Do you live on a farm?
No, just doing stuff around the house (like the windows)
Today was wash & wax the car.
Tommorow might be burning leaves if the town gives me a permit.
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stymingersfink wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. We have a pool. We aren't rich. You can all come swimming. An above ground pool? You do go do target practice while out climbing. Yes, above ground. I do target practice after climbing far away from the crag no one knows about. I pick up teh shell casings and teh targetz 2. That was actually only the second time I've shot a (real) gun. the REAL trick to redneck target practice is to reelz durnk firsts, then ridez down the bak roadz whilst hagingz out teh pasnegerz winderz, shoots road sines from weavingz car. Or the flatbed of teh truk, depenz. Teh chaleng is 2 not fallz out cuz yer driverz drunkn weaving BETwen linz. Letz shelz fall wherz tehy doz.
Yeehaw!!
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wanderlustmd
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stymingersfink wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: stymingersfink wrote: epoch wrote: stymingersfink wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: epoch wrote: chossmonkey wrote: kachoong wrote: Yes, that's my story too.... sprinkler attached to the hose... oh, and one Christmas I got a Slip 'n' Slide.... essentially a long-ass piece of plastic you covered in detergent and ran water down it to slide on. Awesome!!! Who needs a pool when you can get grass stains on your chin?!?! ....yes.... we have Christmas in summer! Detergent? Like dish soap? Just water worked pretty good. Perhaps it was the only way your mother could get you to bathe? Snap!!!  I mean really.... Who else put detergent on their slip and slide? I dunno. My parents could only afford that cheap black plastic you use for painting projects. We only used a hose and more often than not the plastic - being black - was super hot regardless of how much water we put on it. It was good until about the 5th or 6th slide when it would tear and we'd have a rock go through our chest - living in the desert isn't really conducive for lawns. We had one, but it was thin and brown most of the time. My pool involved a 1/4 mile walk to a pond. This pond had multiple vehicles - cars, jeeps, motorcycles, 4-wheelers, and a school bus - in it. I didn't swim much there. No one in my subdivision of 250 houses had a pool. If you could call it a pool, it was more than likely a horse trough, or one of those 10" deep plastic thingys. spent my fair share of time in those as a kid. It was my job to make sure they were always full, so I made sure to enjoy my work from time to time. 'course, there was always the pool I'd make myself when I dammed up the creek flowing through the front 40. No diving allowed, and that water was COLD! When there was water to be had it was nice. The best pond around, though, was a 2 mile bike ride. It was fed by a wonderful cool spring. The water was clean enough that a few goldfish that were released into the pond lived for years. That place I miss. The other one, not so much. Well, i DID grow up in the Pacific Northwest, where many of those born there develop webbed feet in the early years of their life. Luckily I was born in Kansas i guess, but an even larger stroke of luck was not having to grow up there. This was impressed upon us chillins during our early teen years, during the family vacation one summer in the mid-80's. TFG! Damn, Kansas huh? That would have made it hard to get into climbing. i dintz get into climbing till the end of my first "career". Have you seen Kansas? ATV's and shootz gunz, thats about all there is to do there. Oh, an maybez some fishin' from time to time, after the livestock are fed and milked and fed again. SOOOO lucky i dint grow up on that milk-farm.
IC.
maybe you could have been a tornado chaser!
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. We have a pool. We aren't rich. You can all come swimming. An above ground pool? You do go do target practice while out climbing. Yes, above ground. I do target practice after climbing far away from the crag no one knows about. I pick up teh shell casings and teh targetz 2. That was actually only the second time I've shot a (real) gun. I climbz with WMD. Cutz the rope. And shootz him in teh face to make sure he's dead. WMD show me sekret krag! I'll bring teh gunz!
I'll haunt your arse.
The secret area must remain secret if i show it to you.
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wanderlustmd
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stymingersfink wrote: woot!
heh!
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: obsessed wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: obsessed wrote: chossmonkey wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: chossmonkey wrote: Well fuck.... Here we thought you were actually longing by a real pool when you were all laid up. Like some sort of rich kid. Not quite... There were many afternoons of my broken ass floating in the pool with a six pack. But it is an above ground pool.Yeah, I'm picking up on that. All that time wasted being jealous of you. Guess I'll just have to be happy with being jealous of L'Habitant's rich kids pool. When I was a kid, living in a middle class neighbourhood, there were only 2 families with pools. I remember having to be really nice to those kids to get an invite into their pool. So, I decided that when I had kids, as soon as the bank would give me money, they were getting a pool. I didn't want them to have to grovel like I did just to keep cool. We have a pool. We aren't rich. You can all come swimming. Party at Wanders house. Can you grill us some steaks too? I think your house would be closer for most. for most? Only for you and Beccs. He is way up in Maine, or wherever. You place is definitely closer for Art. Not by much. We have better rawk. This is correct. WMD Show me sekret areaz now!
you are jonesin' for the secret area.
It's pretty cool.
Not very tall (30-40') but it's long.
If you belay for an "FA" I'll show it to you.
Maybe.
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artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: artm wrote: chossmonkey wrote: No vote? yore wife's vote trumps yours. Um.... She voted against all the names we have put up. And what does that have to do with how you vote? Okay I vote yes.
Hey Art, how are things in Cali?
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epoch wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: granite_grrl wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Not by much. We have better rawk. This is true....I assume. I know people from NS and NB make trips down to Acadia there as one of the closer places in the states for rock. How is it over there? Camden isn't bad...but Acadia is the Maine (get it?) place for climbing in Maine. I've never been there! My statement wasn't entirely accurate, as when it comes to climbing, NH and Maine are the same state in my mind, since I do all my climbing in NH. The crag near my house is pretty good granite, though. Granite is great. That was a horrible pun. You are banzed from trying to be funny from hear on owt. WMD. Sekret. krag. now!!!
The secret krag just cost you a six pack.
If you don't kill me on Friday the 13th....
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epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: Not by much. We have better rawk. This is true....I assume. I know people from NS and NB make trips down to Acadia there as one of the closer places in the states for rock. How is it over there? Steep granite. Good granite two. None of the decomposing shit that you find elsewhere. This granite is damn good granite. It's not High Sierra or Yosemite granite, but real close to that. Hmm... do I hear the forethinking of a road trip?
Amen.
How do you find the grades in comparison to the valley?
Since the rock type is so close, I was wondering how it stands up. You'd think it would be similar, but I have heard people say NH is stiffer and vice versa.
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artm wrote: obsessed wrote: granite_grrl wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: wanderlustmd wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: yeah I totally got to help fight a crazy person today. It was awesome. Worthless without pix. What happened? The psycho bitch decided she did not want to be in the hospital anymore. The hospital staff decided that she was staying. And I didn't exactly have time to bust out the camera phone. I wonder if I got called a psycho bitch when I was in the hospital. Er.....I wasn't what you'd call an idea patiant those first couple of weeks. It's possible, but I don't think you were a bitch to them. Just out of it. The nurse in ER just said you were "combative" that's medical terminology for "bitch".
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