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obsessed
Nov 18, 2009, 4:46 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: GAHARWAESHFDS!! MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. IMPORTANT, AS IN NOW I CAN'T WEAR IT.
HIS DEATH IS IMMINENT. He's not having a good day, he chomped on teh lumberjack's balls as he got out of the shower.
Do you just leave your arm laying around for him to naw on?
Seriously now... is it repairable?
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dominic7
Nov 18, 2009, 4:50 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: GAHARWAESHFDS!! MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. IMPORTANT, AS IN NOW I CAN'T WEAR IT.
HIS DEATH IS IMMINENT. He's not having a good day, he chomped on teh lumberjack's balls as he got out of the shower.
Man - that sucks. Are there even prosthetic companies near Telluride?
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carabiner96
Nov 18, 2009, 4:50 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: My mom just found out that someone stole her debit card information from a gas station in Iowa we stopped at. Someone bought $500 worth a perfume on her dime. Does anyone know if she's protected by the bank like a credit card, or is she SOL because she used it as debit? On the phone with my bank requesting a new card now, just in case. That sucks, and no, she's not protected like a credit card. I'd still fight, but it's an uphill battle on this one.
Talked to dad, she got covered...the online vendor didn't even ship the product yet because the shipping address was so different from the card origins that they were taking time to verify it.
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dominic7
Nov 18, 2009, 4:51 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. Not to make light of your situation, but that may be one of the funniest true statements ever made on here.
You guise are all going to hell.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 4:53 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: My mom just found out that someone stole her debit card information from a gas station in Iowa we stopped at. Someone bought $500 worth a perfume on her dime. Does anyone know if she's protected by the bank like a credit card, or is she SOL because she used it as debit? On the phone with my bank requesting a new card now, just in case. That sucks, and no, she's not protected like a credit card. I'd still fight, but it's an uphill battle on this one. Talked to dad, she got covered...the online vendor didn't even ship the product yet because the shipping address was so different from the card origins that they were taking time to verify it.
Oh, I didn't realize it wasn't a POS transaction. That was fucking retarded... they ordered something via mail? So, did you give the cops the address that it was shipped to?
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:53 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. Not to make light of your situation, but that may be one of the funniest true statements ever made on here.
THis is correct. Can we rename the dog Bicep?
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:55 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: GAHARWAESHFDS!! MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. IMPORTANT, AS IN NOW I CAN'T WEAR IT.
HIS DEATH IS IMMINENT. He's not having a good day, he chomped on teh lumberjack's balls as he got out of the shower.
Oh yeah... ball chomping? That's a quick and certain trip to the pound in my book. either that or the river in a burlap sack!
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:55 PM
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CdPTFTW!
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 4:55 PM
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For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie.
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:55 PM
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dog murder for pro.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 4:56 PM
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meh. Too lazy.
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:56 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie.
Tell me more. HOmemade krust? First time with gnu recipe?
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 4:57 PM
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dominic7 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. Not to make light of your situation, but that may be one of the funniest true statements ever made on here. You guise are all going to hell.
foregone konklusion my friend.
Regards,
dave
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sungam
Nov 18, 2009, 4:57 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: My mom just found out that someone stole her debit card information from a gas station in Iowa we stopped at. Someone bought $500 worth a perfume on her dime. Does anyone know if she's protected by the bank like a credit card, or is she SOL because she used it as debit? On the phone with my bank requesting a new card now, just in case. That sucks, and no, she's not protected like a credit card. I'd still fight, but it's an uphill battle on this one. Talked to dad, she got covered...the online vendor didn't even ship the product yet because the shipping address was so different from the card origins that they were taking time to verify it. Oh, I didn't realize it wasn't a POS transaction. That was fucking retarded... they ordered something via mail? So, did you give the cops the address that it was shipped to?
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 4:58 PM
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caughtinside wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie. Tell me more. HOmemade krust? First time with gnu recipe?
No, I'm not convinced that teh homemade krust is worth it. So much easier to buy one for 99 cents.
Gnu recipe, from scratch. It's bananalicious. Though I'm thinking of soaking the bananas in rum for the next time.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 4:59 PM
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caughtinside wrote: dominic7 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. Not to make light of your situation, but that may be one of the funniest true statements ever made on here. You guise are all going to hell. foregone konklusion my friend. Regards, dave
Yeah, what the fuck? Doc you already said that I get to drive the bus after posting the r-tard bomz awhile back. I wuntz to drive teh bus!!!
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carabiner96
Nov 18, 2009, 5:01 PM
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obsessed wrote: carabiner96 wrote: GAHARWAESHFDS!! MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. IMPORTANT, AS IN NOW I CAN'T WEAR IT.
HIS DEATH IS IMMINENT. He's not having a good day, he chomped on teh lumberjack's balls as he got out of the shower. I'm sorry biner, but you have to admit that is funny. Funny enough for me to have a sig again maybe??? Do you just leave your arm laying around for him to naw on? Seriously now... is it repairable?
It is a little funny.
The piece is a condom looking thing that rolls on my stump, then locks into the arm. Nice and sweaty and tasty to a puppy.
the closest place I can find is durango i think...there's one in Grand Junction that is 3 hours away...go figure I was there YESTERDAY!!!
I have no idea how to reorder it, or what size I am...the only labels that haven't worn off are the patent numbers. Gah.
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 5:02 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: caughtinside wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie. Tell me more. HOmemade krust? First time with gnu recipe? No, I'm not convinced that teh homemade krust is worth it. So much easier to buy one for 99 cents. Gnu recipe, from scratch. It's bananalicious. Though I'm thinking of soaking the bananas in rum for the next time.
Hmm. I may have to try to make a Pie. Sounds like fun.
I dont' think I'll try the rum though, I like my sweets sweet, not a big fan of mixing teh booze in.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 5:02 PM
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sungam wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: My mom just found out that someone stole her debit card information from a gas station in Iowa we stopped at. Someone bought $500 worth a perfume on her dime. Does anyone know if she's protected by the bank like a credit card, or is she SOL because she used it as debit? On the phone with my bank requesting a new card now, just in case. That sucks, and no, she's not protected like a credit card. I'd still fight, but it's an uphill battle on this one. Talked to dad, she got covered...the online vendor didn't even ship the product yet because the shipping address was so different from the card origins that they were taking time to verify it. Oh, I didn't realize it wasn't a POS transaction. That was fucking retarded... they ordered something via mail? So, did you give the cops the address that it was shipped to? haha, yeah! Was there a name on the delivery? Hopefully they were dumb enough to use their own instead of yours.
I had something similar happen to a friend and as I recall they did use their real names and the cops and card company still didn't pursue it, they just canceled the transaction. Such small amounts weren't worth their time. It's fucking neglect. By pursuing these cases, even if it costs more money to prosecute than the transaction costs, they help prevent it in the future. These thieves keep doing it because they know they won't come after them.
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 5:03 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: obsessed wrote: carabiner96 wrote: GAHARWAESHFDS!! MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. IMPORTANT, AS IN NOW I CAN'T WEAR IT.
HIS DEATH IS IMMINENT. He's not having a good day, he chomped on teh lumberjack's balls as he got out of the shower. I'm sorry biner, but you have to admit that is funny. Funny enough for me to have a sig again maybe??? Do you just leave your arm laying around for him to naw on? Seriously now... is it repairable? It is a little funny. The piece is a condom looking thing that rolls on my stump, then locks into the arm. Nice and sweaty and tasty to a puppy. the closest place I can find is durango i think...there's one in Grand Junction that is 3 hours away...go figure I was there YESTERDAY!!! I have no idea how to reorder it, or what size I am...the only labels that haven't worn off are the patent numbers. Gah.
Call your old doc? Those records should be on file?
Maybe try to make do in the meantime with a hankerchief or something?
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carabiner96
Nov 18, 2009, 5:03 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie.
I made the most orgasmic cheesecake last night.
In fact, ass be damned - I'm going to go get a piece for breakfast.
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Arrogant_Bastard
Nov 18, 2009, 5:04 PM
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Arrogant_Bastard wrote: caughtinside wrote: dominic7 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: carabiner96 wrote: MOTHER FUCKING MUTT JUST ATE A VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF MY ARM WHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH THE BANK. Not to make light of your situation, but that may be one of the funniest true statements ever made on here. You guise are all going to hell. foregone konklusion my friend. Regards, dave Yeah, what the fuck? Doc you already said that I get to drive the bus after posting the r-tard bomz awhile back. I wuntz to drive teh bus!!!
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caughtinside
Nov 18, 2009, 5:04 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Arrogant_Bastard wrote: For the record: I make a fucking bitchin Banana Cream Pie. I made the most orgasmic cheesecake last night. In fact, ass be damned - I'm going to go get a piece for breakfast.
ass be damned!
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snoopy138
Nov 18, 2009, 5:18 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: If I ever get around to popping out a kid, please remind me to NOT paste pictures of myself all over facebook cracked out from drugs with runny mascara and half a boob hanging out of my sweaty gown.
but if you don't have kids, that's totally cool?
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Nov 18, 2009, 5:20 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: My mom just found out that someone stole her debit card information from a gas station in Iowa we stopped at. Someone bought $500 worth a perfume on her dime. Does anyone know if she's protected by the bank like a credit card, or is she SOL because she used it as debit? On the phone with my bank requesting a new card now, just in case.
That happened to me using my wells fargo debit card at an arco. They gave me a "loan" of the money initially within about 3 days, and when their investigation completed and they found they charges were fraudulent, the loan became an official reimbursement. Up until that time (about 3 months) they could take the loan back at any point if they decided I had spent that money.
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