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Poll: Are all climber dudes douchebags
Yes I am 17 / 22%
No I'm not 11 / 14%
Yes they are 17 / 22%
No they (well, not all) are not 14 / 18%
They're all pancakes 17 / 22%
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bill413


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This is a poll to try & help answer BriClimbs question:
In reply to:
Really though, are all climber dudes douchebags? As most of you are guys on here, what's your opinion of yourself? Douche or not a douche? And what qualities define general douchy-ness? Go!
(See post http://www.rockclimbing.com/...post=2312659#2312659.)

Sound off!


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done!

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PANCAKES! is the best option.


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Well I saw briClimbs post as well.
Have hope all though many climber are doutch bags there are some that are nice guys.
Useally the nice ones are the trad climbers, but a very small amouts of sport climber are ok too.

When you go looking for a new BF that climbs ask him why he climbs.
If the answer is somthing like " I climb for the love of the sport and I like the outdoors." he is proably OK
But if the reply is like "dude Climbing is totaly redical and extreame!!!!! I crank out 13bs before breakfast. Check out these guns!!!!"
be very weary of that person, it just reaks of doutchbagness.

Sly


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No. Douchebags are douchebags. Some douchebags happen to also be climbers. But most climbers that I've met, male & female, are really nice people.


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jeepnphreak wrote:
Well I saw briClimbs post as well.
Have hope all though many climber are doutch bags there are some that are nice guys.
Useally the nice ones are the trad climbers, but a very small amouts of sport climber are ok too.

When you go looking for a new BF that climbs ask him why he climbs.
If the answer is somthing like " I climb for the love of the sport and I like the outdoors." he is proably OK
But if the reply is like "dude Climbing is totaly redical and extreame!!!!! I crank out 13bs before breakfast. Check out these guns!!!!"
be very weary of that person, it just reaks of doutchbagness.

Sly

I feel like this is some solid advice. Cocky climber=douchebag. Noted! And wonderwoman, I agree with you about climbers generally being good people. I've recently gotten involved with an awesome group of climbers and they are all super nice and kickass.

Also, let us all spell douchebag properly. Take this as a lesson, and not as a mark against you :). D-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. Geez I hope I got that right, ha. Otherwise, I look like an ass.


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I feel like this is the presidential election all over again, cause I went with pancakes...Shocked


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you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.


BriClimbs


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:D


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BriClimbs wrote:
jeepnphreak wrote:
Well I saw briClimbs post as well.
Have hope all though many climber are doutch bags there are some that are nice guys.
Useally the nice ones are the trad climbers, but a very small amouts of sport climber are ok too.

When you go looking for a new BF that climbs ask him why he climbs.
If the answer is somthing like " I climb for the love of the sport and I like the outdoors." he is proably OK
But if the reply is like "dude Climbing is totaly redical and extreame!!!!! I crank out 13bs before breakfast. Check out these guns!!!!"
be very weary of that person, it just reaks of doutchbagness.

Sly

I feel like this is some solid advice. Cocky climber=douchebag. Noted! And wonderwoman, I agree with you about climbers generally being good people. I've recently gotten involved with an awesome group of climbers and they are all super nice and kickass.

Also, let us all spell douchebag properly. Take this as a lesson, and not as a mark against you :). D-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. Geez I hope I got that right, ha. Otherwise, I look like an ass.

he must have been referring to Dutch Bag climbers. Silly, Jeep! Wrong thread!


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Apr 3, 2010, 11:09 AM
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bill413 wrote:
This is a poll to try & help answer BriClimbs question:
In reply to:
Really though, are all climber dudes douchebags? As most of you are guys on here, what's your opinion of yourself? Douche or not a douche? And what qualities define general douchy-ness? Go!
(See post http://www.rockclimbing.com/...post=2312659#2312659.)

Sound off!

If (Climber) Dude then Douchebag does not imply if Climber then Duchebag.


I_do


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wonderwoman wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
jeepnphreak wrote:
Well I saw briClimbs post as well.
Have hope all though many climber are doutch bags there are some that are nice guys.
Useally the nice ones are the trad climbers, but a very small amouts of sport climber are ok too.

When you go looking for a new BF that climbs ask him why he climbs.
If the answer is somthing like " I climb for the love of the sport and I like the outdoors." he is proably OK
But if the reply is like "dude Climbing is totaly redical and extreame!!!!! I crank out 13bs before breakfast. Check out these guns!!!!"
be very weary of that person, it just reaks of doutchbagness.

Sly

I feel like this is some solid advice. Cocky climber=douchebag. Noted! And wonderwoman, I agree with you about climbers generally being good people. I've recently gotten involved with an awesome group of climbers and they are all super nice and kickass.

Also, let us all spell douchebag properly. Take this as a lesson, and not as a mark against you :). D-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g. Geez I hope I got that right, ha. Otherwise, I look like an ass.

he must have been referring to Dutch Bag climbers. Silly, Jeep! Wrong thread!

It's always the right thread for a Dutch Bag! I'm proud to be a Dutch Bag for one. All Dutch climbers are Dutch Bags btw.


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I am if I don't like you.


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Douchbagz 4 lyfe!

Now where did I put my fake tan and hair gel?


I_do


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Douchbagz 4 lyfe!

Now where did I put my fake tan and hair gel?

Dude weren't you doing something usefull with your life in stead of posting here?


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I like the multiple choice nature of this poll. I voted for "yes I am," "yes they are," and "they're all pancakes".


I_do


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blondgecko wrote:
I like the multiple choice nature of this poll. I voted for "yes I am," "yes they are," and "they're all pancakes".




BriClimbs


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Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.


bill413


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What's interesting at this point in the poll is that we have an equal number of respondents saying:
Yes I am
and
No they (well, not all) are not
(23%)

Of course, this poll only includes RC.com members as respondents.

Go figure.


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rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts


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macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

Haha yeah I laughed at that, cause he's def a n00b, too. He joined like a week before I did. No offense or anything, rubber man.


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macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.


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edge wrote:
macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.

okay gramps!


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edge wrote:
macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.


luckly i'm not total n00b. a few years ago i had an account on here. then i stopped getting on since i stopped climbing and then had a shoulder injury. by the time I went "hey i should back on rc.com," i had forgotten all the info i used to sing up. tried all my email addresses i could remember and couldn't find it. so i just created a new on and started over.

so no i'm back to n00b on rc.com and am now taking my licks as all must do.

such is life.

(totally worth it tho. I get hours of entertainment and useful info from here)


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and also according to macherry, I at least don't come off as as total n00b.


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I_do wrote:
sungam wrote:
Douchbagz 4 lyfe!

Now where did I put my fake tan and hair gel?

Dude weren't you doing something usefull with your life in stead of posting here?
Sure was, still am. But now I'm back up north working at a hotel, and when it's dead quite I nip on here. It's how I used to roll before I got, erm... carried away.
Anyways, yerppa yerppa, climb climb.


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sungam wrote:
I_do wrote:
sungam wrote:
Douchbagz 4 lyfe!

Now where did I put my fake tan and hair gel?

Dude weren't you doing something usefull with your life in stead of posting here?
Sure was, still am. But now I'm back up north working at a hotel, and when it's dead quite I nip on here. It's how I used to roll before I got, erm... carried away.
Anyways, yerppa yerppa, climb climb.

I have nothig usefull to do but I still have an appalingly low PC. It makes me sad...


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you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.


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BriClimbs wrote:
Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.


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luckly i'm not total n00b. a few years ago i had an account on here. then i stopped getting on since i stopped climbing and then had a shoulder injury. by the time I went "hey i should back on rc.com," i had forgotten all the info i used to sing up. tried all my email addresses i could remember and couldn't find it. so i just created a new on and started over.

Pure gold, dude. You are getting back into it, lingering shoulder injury, justifying your gumbitude. Next thing that will happen is that you'll be telling jt512 that your ascents list is out-of-date. Congrats, you have arrived, pull up a chair.

n00b.


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This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.


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camhead wrote:
This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

+1


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This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

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camhead wrote:
This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

+1

The camhead corporation regrets to announce that ToastInTheMachine has been rounded up and shot.

+1


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camhead wrote:
This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

+1

The camhead corporation regrets to announce that ToastInTheMachine has been rounded up and shot.

+1

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camhead wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
camhead wrote:
This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

+1

The camhead corporation regrets to announce that ToastInTheMachine has been rounded up and shot.

+1

Gawd, you're like fucking Rasputin over here.

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luckly i'm not total n00b. a few years ago i had an account on here. then i stopped getting on since i stopped climbing and then had a shoulder injury. by the time I went "hey i should back on rc.com," i had forgotten all the info i used to sing up. tried all my email addresses i could remember and couldn't find it. so i just created a new on and started over.

Pure gold, dude. You are getting back into it, lingering shoulder injury, justifying your gumbitude. Next thing that will happen is that you'll be telling jt512 that your ascents list is out-of-date. Congrats, you have arrived, pull up a chair.

n00b.

Too much typing injured your shoulder?


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macherry wrote:
edge wrote:
macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.

okay gramps!

edge - you're giving up trad?


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camhead wrote:
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camhead wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
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This string of three four posts has been provided by a generous grant from the camhead corporation. This thread is officially over and locked. Any future respondents will be rounded up and shot.

oh, and as a personal note, welcome back sungam.

+1

The camhead corporation regrets to announce that ToastInTheMachine has been rounded up and shot.

+1

Gawd, you're like fucking Rasputin over here.

[Bond villain]Why won't you just die??!!![/Bond villain]

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Ummm I'd hit that too:




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bill413 wrote:
macherry wrote:
edge wrote:
macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.

okay gramps!

edge - you're giving up trad?

Just because I wrote "w3rd" doesn't mean I am putting on a beanie, unleashing the dog, dusting off the boom box, and carrying a long pole so I can clip half a route from the ground.

NO, I AM NOT GIVING UP TRAD!!!!!!!1111!!!!


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edge wrote:
bill413 wrote:
macherry wrote:
edge wrote:
macherry wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

you cannot post that with only 153 posts

w3rd!

And we need to start adding Creme Brulee as an option for posts that I view after 4 pm.

Pancakes sit too heavy and keep me up late.

okay gramps!

edge - you're giving up trad?

Just because I wrote "w3rd" doesn't mean I am putting on a beanie, unleashing the dog, dusting off the boom box, and carrying a long pole so I can clip half a route from the ground.

NO, I AM NOT GIVING UP TRAD!!!!!!!1111!!!!

But you are concidering a mattress/backpack? Purely for sleeping...


And maybe some wooly type of sock that can be used as a hat? Just to keep both feet warm if you're on your mattress...


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camhead wrote:
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you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.


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luckly i'm not total n00b. a few years ago i had an account on here. then i stopped getting on since i stopped climbing and then had a shoulder injury. by the time I went "hey i should back on rc.com," i had forgotten all the info i used to sing up. tried all my email addresses i could remember and couldn't find it. so i just created a new on and started over.

Pure gold, dude. You are getting back into it, lingering shoulder injury, justifying your gumbitude. Next thing that will happen is that you'll be telling jt512 that your ascents list is out-of-date. Congrats, you have arrived, pull up a chair.

n00b.

Too much typing injured your shoulder?

Sorry I have a life and don't sit behind a computer all day at my job so all I can do is respond to posts. Full time student and full time job and a girlfriend. This place is way down on my priority list in the day.


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luckly i'm not total n00b. a few years ago i had an account on here. then i stopped getting on since i stopped climbing and then had a shoulder injury. by the time I went "hey i should back on rc.com," i had forgotten all the info i used to sing up. tried all my email addresses i could remember and couldn't find it. so i just created a new on and started over.

and if your curious(which I know your not but oh well) shoulder injury is 100% healed. That's what happens when you have surgery and actually do your rehab and let it heal.

Pure gold, dude. You are getting back into it, lingering shoulder injury, justifying your gumbitude. Next thing that will happen is that you'll be telling jt512 that your ascents list is out-of-date. Congrats, you have arrived, pull up a chair.

n00b.


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rubber_man wrote:
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rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Only a foolish boy would bristle at an accusation of having a more favorable opinion of someone because of their gender.


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Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.

Hey douche, maybe instead of being a total douche, you could ellaborate on the history and not be a douche about it. Show some tact, douchebag! Shocked


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rubber_man wrote:
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you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Only a foolish boy would bristle at an accusation of having a more favorable opinion of someone because of their gender.

+1

Wait. Am I allowed to do that? Ya know, cause I'm a lame n00b and all. I can't get recognition!1!!! GAHHHH!!!


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BriClimbs wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Only a foolish boy would bristle at an accusation of having a more favorable opinion of someone because of their gender.

+1

Wait. Am I allowed to do that? Ya know, cause I'm a lame n00b and all. I can't get recognition!1!!! GAHHHH!!!


Photos = recognition

also phrased UWOP ODB


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rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.


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BriClimbs wrote:
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BriClimbs wrote:
Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.

Hey douche, maybe instead of being a total douche, you could ellaborate on the history and not be a douche about it. Show some tact, douchebag! Shocked

hahaha! that's really funny! you have definitely made it into "cool n00b" in my book.CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool


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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.


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rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

it's really too bad that www.suckingbulletsoutofathreefiftysevenmagnum.com is not a website. You would fit in much better over there.


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Not all climber dudes are douchebags. There are plenty of them out there though. Proportional to the number of climber chicks that are toprope princesses.


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Not all climber dudes are douchebags. There are plenty of them out there though. Proportional to the number of climber chicks that are toprope princesses.

[sailor moon voice] toprope princess! [/sailor moon voice]


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Not all climber dudes are douchebags. There are plenty of them out there though. Proportional to the number of climber chicks that are toprope princesses.

also, i think you're a douchebag.


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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

it's really too bad that www.suckingbulletsoutofathreefiftysevenmagnum.com is not a website. You would fit in much better over there.


"if i was you i'd be sucking the bullet out of a 357 every night" is definitely one of the funniest things i've heard around the campfire at miguel's, for sure.


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PCDB++


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rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.


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clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major, thank god.


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rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.


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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.


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camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.

Hey douche, maybe instead of being a total douche, you could ellaborate on the history and not be a douche about it. Show some tact, douchebag! Shocked

hahaha! that's really funny! you have definitely made it into "cool n00b" in my book.CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool

Like omg, wow. Like. Really? I get to skip the tormenting n00b posts that everyone endures when they're a total n00b? Wow! Omg. Like. Totally! Wink

Note to the general populous: You will not piss me off; I will always be sarcastic as hell, and smiling all the way. I never mean any offense, either, cause that's just how it should be. I know I'm a n00b, torment away! You all had to deal with that at some point, too. No harm, no foul. And if you are a total ass for just the sake of being an ass, I probably won't get defensive cause I'll recognize that you're a douche. Not that anyone cares so much about what I say, but just food for thought :).


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rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.


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dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.


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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:



Only a foolish boy would bristle at an accusation of having a more favorable opinion of someone because of their gender.

+1

Wait. Am I allowed to do that? Ya know, cause I'm a lame n00b and all. I can't get recognition!1!!! GAHHHH!!!


Photos = recognition

also phrased UWOP ODB

Yeah. Nope. No idea what that stands for.

Unusually wild original poster oggles daily birding?


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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:



Only a foolish boy would bristle at an accusation of having a more favorable opinion of someone because of their gender.

+1

Wait. Am I allowed to do that? Ya know, cause I'm a lame n00b and all. I can't get recognition!1!!! GAHHHH!!!


Photos = recognition

also phrased UWOP ODB

Yeah. Nope. No idea what that stands for.

Unusually wild original poster oggles daily birding?

Useless With Out Pictures

ODB = oooooo baby I got yor money..


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As in:




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you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

STFU N00b


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^and, why did that take so long?


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^and, why did that take so long?

Hmmmm, that's the same thing your mom said.


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For those of you who don't remember ODB or Dolomite:
http://www.youtube.com/...gKw5mBh4rYs&NR=1

And I'll be singing this all day today...


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Is a Douche in the bag not worth two in the Bush??


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BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.

Hey douche, maybe instead of being a total douche, you could ellaborate on the history and not be a douche about it. Show some tact, douchebag! Shocked

hahaha! that's really funny! you have definitely made it into "cool n00b" in my book.CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool

Like omg, wow. Like. Really? I get to skip the tormenting n00b posts that everyone endures when they're a total n00b? Wow! Omg. Like. Totally! Wink

Note to the general populous: You will not piss me off; I will always be sarcastic as hell, and smiling all the way. I never mean any offense, either, cause that's just how it should be. I know I'm a n00b, torment away! You all had to deal with that at some point, too. No harm, no foul. And if you are a total ass for just the sake of being an ass, I probably won't get defensive cause I'll recognize that you're a douche. Not that anyone cares so much about what I say, but just food for thought :).

No.
cool n00b still leaves you in n00b status, but it's a step, ummm, up. Yeah. Up.


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BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.


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For those of you who don't remember ODB or Dolomite:
http://www.youtube.com/...gKw5mBh4rYs&NR=1

And I'll be singing this all day today...

and now its stuck in my head. thanks.


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rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.


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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

Agreed.

(it works on boys, right?)


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Apr 7, 2010, 3:46 PM
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mojomonkey wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

Agreed.

(it works on boys, right?)

Every goddamned time.

Hence, we have circuitously proven that all climber dudes are in fact douchebags.


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heh


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bill413 wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
Thank you, all, for helping me sort out this intense debate :). Now continue on in your pancake-ish ways.

you don't know your history. Pancakes have a long and illustrious tradition on rc.knob polls. Show some respect.

Hey douche, maybe instead of being a total douche, you could ellaborate on the history and not be a douche about it. Show some tact, douchebag! Shocked

hahaha! that's really funny! you have definitely made it into "cool n00b" in my book.CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool

Like omg, wow. Like. Really? I get to skip the tormenting n00b posts that everyone endures when they're a total n00b? Wow! Omg. Like. Totally! Wink

Note to the general populous: You will not piss me off; I will always be sarcastic as hell, and smiling all the way. I never mean any offense, either, cause that's just how it should be. I know I'm a n00b, torment away! You all had to deal with that at some point, too. No harm, no foul. And if you are a total ass for just the sake of being an ass, I probably won't get defensive cause I'll recognize that you're a douche. Not that anyone cares so much about what I say, but just food for thought :).

No.
cool n00b still leaves you in n00b status, but it's a step, ummm, up. Yeah. Up.

Bill. C'mon. Did you read the disclaimer? Sarcastic as hell. I know I'm a n00b and will remain as such for a long time. It's fine by me. :)


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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."


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BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

That sounds like a thread destined to be stickied!


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BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.


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clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

I thought it was putting the rope up for toprope princesses?

Zing!


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caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

I thought it was putting the rope up for toprope princesses?

Zing!

NURSE! RUSTY SHIV, STAT!


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caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

I thought it was putting the rope up for toprope princesses?

Zing!

You guys are all wrong. From my experience, you need to be a really incredibly cool guy in the first place, an awesome climber, and a valuable contributor to this site with excellent information. If you do this, the females will flock to you like vampire bat-flies* to bloody feces.


*(citation needed. unverified as to whether vampire bat-flies actually exist, but it is verified that if they do, it will be fucking awesome.)


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camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

I thought it was putting the rope up for toprope princesses?

Zing!

You guys are all wrong. From my experience, you need to be a really incredibly cool guy in the first place, an awesome climber, and a valuable contributor to this site with excellent information. If you do this, the females will flock to you like vampire bat-flies* to bloody feces.


*(citation needed. unverified as to whether vampire bat-flies actually exist, but it is verified that if they do, it will be fucking awesome.)

science says that counterexample="because faildonny would have gotten play had he not fallen asleed", and that therefor....

your rong.


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and, you know.... it's kind of cozy in here.

isn't the lounge coming up on dead day?


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and, you know.... it's kind of cozy in here.

isn't the lounge coming up on dead day?

How can you tell?


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and, you know.... it's kind of cozy in here.

isn't the lounge coming up on dead day?

Not that it matters much. Doc tends to keep humping things for weeks after they're dead.


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camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

I thought it was putting the rope up for toprope princesses?

Zing!

You guys are all wrong. From my experience, you need to be a really incredibly cool guy in the first place, an awesome climber, and a valuable contributor to this site with excellent information. If you do this, the females will flock to you like vampire bat-flies* to bloody feces.


*(citation needed. unverified as to whether vampire bat-flies actually exist, but it is verified that if they do, it will be fucking awesome.)

At first I thought you were going to say "valuable contributor to society." But then I read "to this site." Yeah, almost had me there.*

*Vampire bat-flies do exist, and they live in fiery bat caves of Mt. Vesuvius. Fact.


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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
As in:

[image]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9204/2dc8345d2e2e8d6a9fbca8aay8.gif[/image]

Woo, my my my, oh lawd, I must fan mahself off now, ya hear? That is one fiiine gentleman. I do declare!

Throw is a southern Louisiana accent, and you've got it.


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BriClimbs wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
As in:

[image]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9204/2dc8345d2e2e8d6a9fbca8aay8.gif[/image]

Woo, my my my, oh lawd, I must fan mahself off now, ya hear? That is one fiiine gentleman. I do declare!

Throw is a southern Louisiana accent, and you've got it.

You might find the conversation a bit one sided.


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clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

Or, you could just have me match you up with someone. Cool

Curt


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Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
As in:

[image]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9204/2dc8345d2e2e8d6a9fbca8aay8.gif[/image]

Woo, my my my, oh lawd, I must fan mahself off now, ya hear? That is one fiiine gentleman. I do declare!

Throw is a southern Louisiana accent, and you've got it.

You might find the conversation a bit one sided.

Which is a very good thing.

I was just going for the most opposite cultural response to that picture.

Success?


sungam


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BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."
Well, seeing as he married a chick he met off this very website...


sungam


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curt wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.

Or, you could just have me match you up with someone. Cool

Curt
Well, I was GU'd repeatedly, but whatever. I still win. This post is helping me afford a new cilo 45l.


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Apr 8, 2010, 4:30 PM
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camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.
I disagree, agreeing with a girl and admitting you're wrong gives you a much higher chance of getting laid.


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clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.
Actually, guys that latch onto girls on climbing road trips seems to work surprisingly well for them.


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granite_grrl wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.
Actually, guys that latch onto girls on climbing road trips seems to work surprisingly well for two of them .

feext


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But is it douchebag move....


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...to claim the PTFTW?


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...to claim the PTFTW?

You have mad skilz.


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edge wrote:
Toast_in_the_Machine wrote:
...to claim the PTFTW?

You have mad skilz.

awww, toasty learned his numbers! mad skills!


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granite_grrl wrote:
clausti wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
dr_feelgood wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
clausti wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
camhead wrote:
rubber_man wrote:
you have officially made it to "cool nOOb" in my book.

1. You have no frame of reference, n00b

2. You're just saying that because she's a chick, douchebag.

i can't argue against your first one, because it's true by your standards.

and don't assume because i'm a guy and she's a girl thats why i said that. that makes you the douchebag not me. Just because i say someone is cool does not mean i have the intentions of hooking up with them as they typical male stereotype goes.

Here's a better idea: next time you are about to hit the "reply" button, don't. douche.

no one forces you to read my reply's or to respond to anything I say.

your reply's what? i am having a hard time figuring out what your reply owns here.

sorry for the extra '. I'm not an English major educated in basic writing skills, thank god.

there ya go, big guy.

oh please, like everyone uses punctuation perfect all the time.
Or adverbs perfect all time.

+1

Its perfect acceptably to not understanding how to use grammatical/punctuation proper, but also understood that when you do'nt know all the rule's and regulatory's, the person's whom do will call you out on you're ill attempts at proper forming sentences.

PS: Replies.

Case closed.

fair enough.

I keep telling you, simply agreeing with the girl is not going to get you any.

What, in your highest opinion, oh mighty camhead, would get any one on here anything? I'd be interested to hearing your ideas on "how to score with chicks on RC.com."

cammy's strategy might not work for everyone. it involves stalking becoming an addendum to a road trip.
Actually, guys that latch onto girls on climbing road trips seems to work surprisingly well for them.

fair enough. if you can find a girl on a solo road trip, and you're a good enough climber to be a good addition to that trip, and she wants to bone you, then you're probably in good shape.

oh wait.... it still depends on if she wants to bone you.

instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.


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clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.


(This post was edited by bill413 on Apr 8, 2010, 5:20 PM)


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bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.


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clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Also, don't ask a woman how to score with a woman unless the women is a lesbian.


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bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

Well, that does make it easier.

Curt


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clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Guess that explains why this look didn't work for me.




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edge wrote:
clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Guess that explains why this look didn't work for me.



perhaps. or maybe you met your wife then and are mocking me, i'm not sure.

but seriously, it was a stupid question. here's another way it could be answered:

"how do i score with chicks on rockclimbing.com?"

"dude, you can't score with chicks on the internet, your dick ain't digital."


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clausti wrote:
edge wrote:
clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Guess that explains why this look didn't work for me.

[image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/3/444903-largest_Road_Tripping.jpg[/image]


perhaps. or maybe you met your wife then and are mocking me, i'm not sure.

but seriously, it was a stupid question. here's another way it could be answered:

"how do i score with chicks on rockclimbing.com?"

"dude, you can't score with chicks on the internet, your dick ain't digital."

O Rly?

B====D


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caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
edge wrote:
clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Guess that explains why this look didn't work for me.

[image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/3/444903-largest_Road_Tripping.jpg[/image]


perhaps. or maybe you met your wife then and are mocking me, i'm not sure.

but seriously, it was a stupid question. here's another way it could be answered:

"how do i score with chicks on rockclimbing.com?"

"dude, you can't score with chicks on the internet, your dick ain't digital."

O Rly?

B====D

hmmm. not feeling it, CI. try making it longer.


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perhaps. or maybe you met your wife then and are mocking me, i'm not sure.

No, that particular look scored me nothing.

I met my wife 2 months after getting my hair cut to a very stylish, at the time, Jackson Browne look. I did keep the very stylish, at the time, Magnum PI mustache however. And since I had just got back from 3 months in Yosemite followed by 2 months in the Alps, I was quite ripped, which was also fashionable in those days.


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O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(


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edge wrote:
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O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

I suppose that is supposed to be an asshole, but honestly it looks more like the bellybutton on a svelte shapely female. I'd put my B===D in there.


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clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
edge wrote:
clausti wrote:
bill413 wrote:
clausti wrote:
instructions how to score: find a chick that wants to fuck you.

Wisdom for the ages.

seriously, though, guys ask this question like there is some other answer. "how can i get girls to like me/ how do i score?" be a generally acceptable person aka shower regularly, don't dress like a hobo. and then there is chemistry or not. you can't fake it.

Guess that explains why this look didn't work for me.

[image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/3/444903-largest_Road_Tripping.jpg[/image]


perhaps. or maybe you met your wife then and are mocking me, i'm not sure.

but seriously, it was a stupid question. here's another way it could be answered:

"how do i score with chicks on rockclimbing.com?"

"dude, you can't score with chicks on the internet, your dick ain't digital."

O Rly?

B====D

hmmm. not feeling it, CI. try making it longer.

I'm not really feeling it either, hence why I just busted out the old 75 percenter.


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caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.


caughtinside


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clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.


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caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!


bill413


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camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.


BriClimbs


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bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]


sungam


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BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.


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sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.


Toast_in_the_Machine


Apr 10, 2010, 1:44 AM
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sungam wrote:
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

You forgot the [obvious][/obvious] tags


BriClimbs


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snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!


snoopy138


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BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!

magnus gets an e-hug, I get a PTFTW.


snoopy138


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now that's something that needs protection.


BriClimbs


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snoopy138 wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!

magnus gets an e-hug, I get a PTFTW.

Which is better?


snoopy138


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BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!

magnus gets an e-hug, I get a PTFTW.

Which is better?

is that a serious question?


BriClimbs


Apr 10, 2010, 4:39 AM
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snoopy138 wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!

magnus gets an e-hug, I get a PTFTW.

Which is better?

is that a serious question?

Hmm. I was going to think of something creative to say here. But, alas, I could not without sounding like a creeper.

PTFTW would have been the correct answer, though. E-hugs are only for pity. PTFTW=triumph.


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Apr 10, 2010, 10:37 AM
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BriClimbs wrote:
snoopy138 wrote:
sungam wrote:
BriClimbs wrote:
bill413 wrote:
camhead wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
clausti wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
edge wrote:
caughtinside wrote:
O Rly?

B====D

But your picture on the front page says you are a catcher. I always pictured you as more of an

).(

...I'd put my B===D in there.

we know you would.

I'm so cool they call me culo.

Belly Button Rape is aginst the TOS!

BANZ SEE EYE NOW!

Only if it's a belly button.

I really like where this thread has gone haha.

[borat]very nice![/borat]
GOOD GOD SHE'S A PRODIGY!
It took me TWO YEARS to figure out how to effectively make use those fake effects boxes!
But then again, I'm not the sharpest cookie in the toolbox.

she's not going to sleep with you, either.

Hahaha so true. But, sungam, thanks for the confidence booster anyway. E-hug. That's as far as you get!!
Keep your hug, this isn't the coffee shawp and I'm look looking for a lay, either. Thanks anyways, though.

We all know the only user on this site that holds my heart is Angry... Those *magical* nights in Ouray will rest in my memories forever. *sigh*


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