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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2011, 9:20 PM
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Chossy better run and hidez before he gets deported to come hang my ropes for me.
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drivel
Aug 15, 2011, 9:24 PM
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jakedatc wrote: kachoong wrote: Praying for the meatbombz  what does dribble think they are going to accomplish ;) "i can totally chest press twice my weight.. nooo problem"
mostly, i thought i'd accomplish deflecting his hed from the jiant, pointy rock I'm sitting on.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:25 PM
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Diphthong wrote: kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: epoch wrote: granite_grrl wrote: epoch wrote: meatbomz wrote: epoch wrote: snoopy138 wrote: meatbomz wrote: snoopy138 wrote: dr_feelgood wrote: snoopy138 wrote: hopefully it's been a busy day for the helicopters at the Leap. and not because evanwish broke his ankle again and doesn't want to hobble out the 5 minutes from hogsback. Well, someone did get choppered out on saturday after cratering from the line. yes, so I heard. any reportz uv zendage/fialure? Dawg took his girlfriend on a nature hike (Surrealistic Pillar) on the lower buttress which turned into a 5-hour benighted epic ending around midnight. oh ... I heard about arrival from a 300' 5.7 that started at 7. I assumed 7 AM - 11 PM for CC or Bear's Reach. 7PM. It wasn't that bad. What was entertaining was the drunkard search party that appeared as we were strolling down the trail. I think they had everything ready to climb except for beer and a rope. Dremmel had his harness with a few slings, Doc had his IV kit and everyone else was there for moral support. Well, except for Jak. He went to sleep before this happened. I presume he understood that we were adults and could fend for ourselves. We were actually concerned that your girlfriend had frozen up and couldn't move. Five hours to finish 100' of 5.7 climbing? We didn't give a fuck about you but your judgment and ability to get her safely off were the question. You can play it off like everything was all in fun but it was shitty that we couldn't just hang out around the campfire on the first day we were all there. You know what would have been awesome? If you had actually taken the numerous hints that we didn't want you there in the first place. That's pretty fucking harsh, especially since you really don't know me despite having chances to get to know me. We had headlamps; we explicitly stated so, and knew that we were likely going to use them, thank you for your concern it shows that despite the facade of hatred that you really do care. At any point she knew she could call it and we would head down. I was prepared to bail at any point. You're being a dick. It's duly noted. Sometimes the best approach is humility, as in apologizing that your intent for an extra long day was not properly communicated and sorry that it effected their night.....just saying. I did that several times when we ran into everyone on the way down, around the campfire, and the next day. But if it needs to be stated again: Thank you everyone for your concern and I appreciate the measures taken to ensure both my GF and my safety and well being for our extended climb the first night we were there. I appreciate you willingness to leave the comfort of your beers and campfire to come and search for us. It meant much and will not be forgotten. If the climb in question ruined your entire trip, then I have pity on your shallow self-centered self-serving attitude and hope that you may come to terms with yourself and realize that one day, maybe the world won't revolve around your arrogance and condescending attitude. Maybe you should realize that there are those out there that do thing against what you believe and/or feel is the only way to do things. Also, if this fucked up your entire trip. I have no regret for that, I actually find it entertaining. More so if you are still dwelling on it now. wow. You are a fucking embarrassment! I look forward to the end of this lousy GU so I can post about the Actual Awesomeness of the GerkOff. That was the most fun I've had climbing in a while. Except for the parts where the B Team walked all my projects. Heh! Yeah, it wuz a grate trip for sure. Although I left my football in the bear bin. Buggahh! I assume this is a soccer ball?
nurp!
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:26 PM
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drivel wrote: kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote: Well that's about it for me. Should be fun to hear some more stories from GerkOff Eleven. There should be some good photos floating around too. I've got a couple on my camera, but I took lots with FoPoz and Kaboomz. Oh yes, Donny bagged the presumed 3rd leed of my insta classic Power Louie, 5.9-. Putting some up naow... will do more later. Been crazy busy since I gotz back. you should also tell fazepace that we're "friends."
Oh yeah... forgotz the facespace
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:27 PM
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:28 PM
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kachoong wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Wow! Much dramz!! I'm sitting at the lodge, charging my stuff, drinking beers, crying the real tears that its all over and the klown has left....alive with the terrierist. But maybe the Mole Star will in fact blow up on the decent and run him oft the rode. It's true... I bombzed on the main wall decent, but Donny figures are perhaps inflated. I rolled my ankle, into a nose dive, with dial bag swinging me into the abyss...rolled once and fell about 20 ft on 80% slope, caught bushes and dirt, preventing another 80 feet to the talus. Thanks Jack, for your cunning plan. FoPo and Clikker almost met similar demises....alas Jack needed more luck. Klown and I did haystack. I lead first two pitches, overshooting the belay by 100 feet, making him simulations 30 ft. We continued our simul on Knapsack crack, which I may go solo later. Many spiritual crimes are on my camera including video...evidence that fopo can crank, jack can paint, louie is a super dog, dribble can trad climb, klamhead can make a funny and much more! Ew guys make it sound like I can climb when I cannot. I just make lots of squeaks and work and hang my way up a route. 
evidence!
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:28 PM
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Ledge lurrve!
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granite_grrl
Aug 15, 2011, 9:29 PM
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macherry wrote: imnotclever wrote: imnotclever wrote: Diphthong wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Diphthong wrote: I really just don't feel like working today. two many werks yesterday? I don't feel like working today either and I didn't work yesterday at all. Yore an asshole. Took the family to the zoo. Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, zoo tomorrow, Daddy's taking us to the zoo tomorrow, we can stay all day. We're going to the Zoo, zoo, zoo how about you, you, you, You can come too, too, too (and so on) I suspect dremmel will get this, what with all of his time at church camp or some place where they'd sing this kind of stuff. kid tawk, much like garden tawk
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:29 PM
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Diphthong wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Diphthong wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Diphthong wrote: I really just don't feel like working today. two many werks yesterday? I don't feel like working today either and I didn't work yesterday at all. Yore an asshole. I'm in teh INC camp today. not that psyched on werking, kind of tired, even though I didn't werk yesterday. Do you feel any kind of strange urge to look in your neighbor's window?
no wimmenz sitting at teh upscale cawfee shoppe across teh street right now.
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:31 PM
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Diphthong wrote: caughtinside wrote: Diphthong wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Diphthong wrote: imnotclever wrote: snoopy138 wrote: Diphthong wrote: I really just don't feel like working today. two many werks yesterday? I don't feel like working today either and I didn't work yesterday at all. Yore an asshole. I'm in teh INC camp today. not that psyched on werking, kind of tired, even though I didn't werk yesterday. Do you feel any kind of strange urge to look in your neighbor's window? I didn't. Getting hot up hear at the folks house though, I think I'll jump in the pool. Maybe take a nap in the sun after that. I hate ewe.
well, I think we're all in agreement there.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:36 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Some one totally needz to bomz this photo. The looks of disgust are strawng here.  What the hell is that?!? ICT. You can totally see my harness crotch.
Do not cheesetit the camel toe!
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:36 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Praying for the meatbombz I was actually shrieking "Fat snupe did it! Pull harder!!"
he didn't fuck up at teh start, did he?
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:36 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: caughtinside wrote:  Donny pulls the Haystack roof. Funny story. Kaboom and I did this one. Kaboom runs it out under the roof, and pulls the entire roof sequence. He is up there, but kind of off balance or off sequence. He can't place gearz. So he reverses and down climbs the entire crux! I thought for sure he was going to come off. Amazing that he pulled it oft. I still do not know how I didn't come off either... It was a miracle. When I saw what you were doing I kept backing in the slack and keeping you locked off hard. You would have struck the slab for sure, I was wincing just watching.
Well, I had a great nut about 8 ft below the roof. I figured I would pull the roof and place a purple at the lip... alas, completely off balance and not able to use my right hand I decided to comit to the downclimb... stretched like shit to grab that hidden hold in the crack under the roof.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:38 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Some one totally needz to bomz this photo. The looks of disgust are strawng here. That is the cover art for when our swete band releases the album.
Hah!
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:38 PM
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caughtinside wrote: kachoong wrote: Praying for the meatbombz I was actually shrieking "Fat snupe did it! Pull harder!!"
I downclimbed it. Twice. Before venturing forth on my dog voyage.
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote:  That is a very intense retarded spider.
it's also inkerect.
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carabiner96
Aug 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
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meatbomz wrote: carabiner96 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: Some one totally needz to bomz this photo. The looks of disgust are strawng here. [image]http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k559/kachoong/Rockclimbing/Lovers%20Leap%202011/DSCN0096.jpg[/image] What the hell is that?!? ICT. You can totally see my harness crotch. Do not cheesetit the camel toe!
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drivel
Aug 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
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meatbomz wrote: kachoong wrote: Praying for the meatbombz that's just embarrassing
presumably, that's why it was posted. gUd jorb, boomboom.
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meatbomz
Aug 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: That is a very intense retarded spider.
You need to practice the devel hornz at home.
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kachoong
Aug 15, 2011, 9:39 PM
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meatbomz wrote: kachoong wrote: meatbomz wrote: caughtinside wrote: Diphthong wrote: caughtinside wrote: But the real losers in the whole ordeal were fopo and kaboom, who had their food locked in the dawgmobile. That fucking sucks. After a full day of climbing? I'd rip the fucking door oft. Well, it was a half day for those guys. We kept offering them food, they kept declining and kept dirnking! Kaboom ate my chocolate-covered nutz. I don't remember waking with pubes in my teeth. Someone should have said something! Well, you grabbed my ass...and I think everyone elses during yore stay. You were the only one who gave an audible moan when I did.
Thats cuz I had chocolate nuts in my mouth when you did.
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:40 PM
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snoopy138 wrote: carabiner96 wrote: kachoong wrote: That is a very intense retarded spider. it's also inkerect.
see hear:
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snoopy138
Aug 15, 2011, 9:42 PM
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drivel wrote: jakedatc wrote: kachoong wrote: Praying for the meatbombz what does dribble think they are going to accomplish ;) "i can totally chest press twice my weight.. nooo problem" mostly, i thought i'd accomplish deflecting his hed from the jiant, pointy rock I'm sitting on.
why is that something that you would want to accomplish?
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