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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 12:48 AM
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So there I was, browsing the 'why do you boulder' thread, planning to make a snide masturbation related comment, when I saw this little tidbit:
goopermc said:In reply to: My climbing partner (maculated) is a sport climber where I am a boulderer. Recently she asked my why I like bouldering more then climbing tied in.
So there you have it. After masquerading as a trad/aid climber as long as I have known her, the dirty truth comes out!
maculated, the Sport Wanker?
maculated, the Sportard?
maculated, the Spurt climber?
So, my question is this: Why the lies? Why the deception? Come back, maculated. Come back to the sport climbing that is your heritage. Cast off those silly terms like 'pinkpoint;' cease to rap from the chains. Embrace the grigri. We have missed you, come home. :twisted:
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j_ung
Jul 10, 2005, 12:51 AM
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NO!
Kristin, don't listen to him! Trad is your birthright. Turn away from caughtinside and his vile minions! Embrace the good in you! :angel:
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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 12:55 AM
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Let me see, I think there's a fun community game, that goes something like this:
In reply to: Hooray! Kristin, please listen to him! Sport is your birthright. ReTurn to caughtinside and his beautiful shiny bolts! Embrace the spandex in you! :twisted: |
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j_ung
Jul 10, 2005, 1:03 AM
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In reply to: So there I was, browsing the ' women's underwear' thread, planning to make a true masturbation related comment, when I saw this little tidbit: goopermc said:In reply to: My climbing partner (maculated) is a sport climber where I am a boulderer. Recently she asked my why I like bouldering more then climbing tied in. So there you have it. After e mbracing the one true style as a trad/aid climber as long as I have known her, the dirty lie comes out! maculated, the Sport Wanker? maculated, the Sportard? maculated, the Spurt climber? So, my question is this: Why the bolts? Why the sticks? Stay put, maculated. Stay with the trad climbing that is your heritage. Cast off those silly terms like ' yo, dude I'm on my burn;' cease to lower from the drop-ins. Embrace the Sticht plate. We have missed you, come home. :twisted: PS - I wish I were more like j_ung. He's purty. |
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j_ung
Jul 10, 2005, 1:04 AM
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In reply to: So there I was, browsing the ' women's underwear' thread, planning to make a true masturbation related comment, when I saw this little tidbit: goopermc said:In reply to: My climbing partner (maculated) is a sport climber where I am a boulderer. Recently she asked my why I like bouldering more then climbing tied in. So there you have it. After e mbracing the one true style as a trad/aid climber as long as I have known her, the dirty lie comes out! maculated, the Sport Wanker? maculated, the Sportard? maculated, the Spurt climber? So, my question is this: Why the bolts? Why the sticks? Stay put, maculated. Stay with the trad climbing that is your heritage. Cast off those silly terms like ' yo, dude I'm on my burn;' cease to lower from the drop-ins. Embrace the Sticht plate. We have missed you, come home. :twisted: PS - I wish I were more like j_ung. He's purty.
Hey, that is fun!
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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 1:07 AM
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Shit! You're good! :lol:
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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 1:09 AM
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[quote="j_ung"]In reply to: So there I was, browsing the ' women's underwear' thread, planning to make a true masturbation related comment...
Stalker! :oops: :lol:
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kachoong
Jul 10, 2005, 1:20 AM
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:lol: ....you guys are funny....
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yak
Jul 10, 2005, 1:40 AM
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ooooh....you guys are sooo in trouble....you wait till mac reads this :lol:
Where's this womens underwear thread?
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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 1:49 AM
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I don't think so yak, last time I climbed with her, it only took a minimal amount of goading to get her to lead a sport climb...
...with preplaced draws!
Mwah-ha-ha! :P
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caughtinside
Jul 10, 2005, 5:09 PM
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In reply to: I'm a fucking dipshit!!!
Hey, we knew that already! :lol:
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maculated
Jul 10, 2005, 5:22 PM
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Hehehehe, thanks for the laughs. I was, indeed, a sport climber back before I got the cams. :)
Kisses!!
And I am online, have a house, and now a rabbit . . .
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climbinginchico
Jul 10, 2005, 5:37 PM
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Congrats on the rabbit. Bunnies are so cute! 8^)
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comet
Jul 10, 2005, 7:53 PM
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i was out walking my dog on the campus green a couple of years ago when i met a girl walking her pet rabbit on a leash. she swore that he snuggled with her family's dog when she took him home over vacation, and tried to convince me i should get one. a bunny would last about 2 minutes in my apartment before having a heart attack from being chased incessantly...so the real question is, what does the fury have to say about this?
(on the other hand, if you were referring to the rabbit vibrator, kudos, and enjoy. :lol: )
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maculated
Jul 10, 2005, 8:55 PM
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Man, I would love the rabbit vibrator. :)
Actually - I posted the story on ST, but I'll tell it here -
My friend Carrie and I were hiking up Bishop Peak to do some (ick) bouldering and I look up in this patch of poison oak and there is this white rabbit there. Clearly not a wild one. Total coyote food. I decide to save it.
After crashing around in the PO (which I magically have not gotten) and catching it, we put it in a backpack and keep bouldering.
So I take it home and set up a crate for it to sit in. Turns out the thing is not only the tamest, most mellow thing I have ever known, it is HOUSETRAINED, likes kids, has NO problem with dogs coming up to it (doesn't run, either) and my dog thinks it is a puppy (and therefore subjected to incessant ear, nose, and crotch licking).
Thing is, I don't want to be the crazy pet lady so I need to find it a home.
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comet
Jul 10, 2005, 9:14 PM
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In reply to: my dog thinks it is a puppy (and therefore subjected to incessant ear, nose, and crotch licking).
quite possibly the cutest thing i've ever heard. to all the doubters out there, incontrovertible evidence that the fury does, indeed, have a softer side.
and keep the bunny! your growing love for it will effectively prevent you from acquiring cats, thereby eliminating a slide into crazy-animal-lady territory.
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climbinginchico
Jul 10, 2005, 11:14 PM
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Heck, the Fury licked me, and even left me with all my body parts attached. She's an adorable dog.
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j_ung
Jul 11, 2005, 12:03 AM
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She took to me pretty much immediately. Such a sweet pooch.
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caughtinside
Jul 11, 2005, 12:07 AM
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In reply to: She took a piece out of me pretty much immediately. Such a vicious pooch.
You and I had the same experience. 8^)
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j_ung
Jul 11, 2005, 12:16 AM
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Fury likes traddies.
"Bark bark woof!"
Translation: Sport climbing isn't.
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Jul 11, 2005, 3:27 AM
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In reply to: Hehehehe, thanks for the laughs. I was, indeed, a sport climber then i got nuts. :) Kisses!! And I am online, have a house, and now to spank the rabbit . . . |
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kimmyt
Jul 11, 2005, 11:50 AM
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Two animals does not a 'crazy pet lady' make.
Keep the bunny. Just say no to a housefull of cats.
K.
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