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yak
Aug 5, 2005, 12:54 AM
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What's the funniest text messages you've recieved....
Mate sent this November last year.
MERRY XMAS...A bit early I know,but I know so many beautiful and happy people...I thought I would start with the miserable c#*ts first.
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tattooed_climber
Aug 5, 2005, 12:57 AM
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i personally never use 'em
but now and then a buddy of mine will send me death threats or tell me to get a hair cut
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kasharp
Aug 5, 2005, 3:32 AM
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i think getting drunk text messages prove to be the best...
one from my roommate:
"Kt im so glad were friends i realy glad that u r real"
well thanks, i'm glad that i'm real too
another good one from a drunk friend:
"ur not drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth"
and lastly from my friend Kelly:
"GERRY YOU THERE??"
my name is katie ... your boyfriends name is gerry...
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yak
Aug 5, 2005, 3:55 AM
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After great sex,she lies there stroking your penis.You ask 'dp you want more sex'? 'No' she replies,I'm just admiring your cock...I really miss mine.
mate sent me this in June...
It's nearly that time of year when I desperately want to fuck you.You know it will happen so lets not fight it.Love you always,The Taxation office.
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match
Aug 5, 2005, 5:06 AM
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wow, when i get drunk the thought of operating a phone at all is beyond me, let alone send text messages!! :oops:
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chauch
Aug 5, 2005, 6:16 AM
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got this the other day at, roughly, 5 am.
I love wafflehouse: the lady just cleaned out the toaster with a metal ice pick... with it plugged in!!
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