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jdouble
Sep 7, 2005, 8:29 PM
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"I think you need practice running it out."
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maxclimber1w
Sep 7, 2005, 8:34 PM
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My Favorites:
"Just Do It!"
After the .14 at Smith, not the Nike Slogan
"I Love This (P)Bitch!"
"Use your hands and feet to gain altitude."
(In response to Beta Q's)
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juggleclimber
Sep 7, 2005, 9:26 PM
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Me: "Bata?!?!"
My partner: "Stop sucking so much!"
I help a lot of kinds climb so I hear "I can't do it." a lot so the response that I give "You can always try." Has kinda become a motto for me.
Once a long time ago I took a good whipper and reflexivly yelled F--- like three times before I was caught. Everyone on the ground thought it was the funniest thing ever. For the rest of the day whenever anyone was talking about a fall people always wanted to know how many F---'s it was. *sigh* good times. Well there you have it, my first post. Feel free to flame on!
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c22
Sep 7, 2005, 10:33 PM
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"...but this time, don't let go." :lol:
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tnchief
Sep 24, 2005, 1:44 PM
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"I banish all fear with two simple words... YOU LEAD!"
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johngo
Sep 24, 2005, 9:03 PM
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When instructing a hottie on her first rappel:
"Lean back, spead your legs, try to relax and enjoy the ride".
Heard at Smith Rock by a hangdogging climber to the belayer:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties. The normal climbing program will resume shortly."
From the leader to the belayer on a tough mixed climb:
"I'm out of Friends, my nuts are too small and I need a longer screw. Send up some more gear!'
johnGo
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fender13
Sep 24, 2005, 9:05 PM
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Just read my sigature.
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fallingrock
Sep 24, 2005, 9:27 PM
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Spoken to my college mates when announced I would be living out my car upon graduation (in order to climb harder):
"Making a good living can get in the way of good living."
And I always enjoyed,
"Oooh shit! You got me??"
---"No, hold on a minute."
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stabla
Sep 24, 2005, 10:03 PM
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when ya top out:
my partner has to scream "Yahtzee"
at the base of the climb i tell my partners
"Git'r drunk"
cheers
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all_that_is_rock
Sep 25, 2005, 12:19 AM
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I can't believe this hasnt been used yet. "Time to rack up, and sack up". another one thats not quite a motto, just somthing I say when a friend is WAY run out, or freaked, or almost just died: "I'ts good for your head"
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ter_bee
Sep 25, 2005, 3:01 AM
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Why are there seven pages wasted on stupid mottos when the most hilarious one of all is on page two?
In reply to: "jesus died for you!"
Thanks, bodyboarder. I plan on using that on any leader who has the slightest trouble. It'd make me laugh so hard I would come off.
Can we not vote?
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sardude
Sep 25, 2005, 3:44 AM
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I heard Andy Selters say this to a partner, who he had talked into leading, when she started cussing him.
And I Quote......
"PENALTY SLACK"
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sardude
Sep 25, 2005, 3:47 AM
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In reply to: “Get UP this thing!!” “Rock over and stand up” “Goddamnit Pyle!! If God wanted you up this route…He would have miracled your ass up there by now!” “Put on your big girl panties and suck it princess” “Yooooouuu can doooo eeeeettt!” “Summon the spirits of the ancients…” (Followed by screams of the Samurai) We have a blast when we climb…and there’s really nothing more enjoyable than heckling the freaked out leader.
Permission to use "Goddamnit Pyle" from here on out?
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lardbutt
Sep 25, 2005, 6:14 AM
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"In Yosemite, you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."
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lardbutt
Sep 25, 2005, 6:14 AM
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"In Yosemite, you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn."
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healyje
Sep 25, 2005, 7:19 AM
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A motto as a reminder to go with yellow and red gear marking tape:
"Cowardice and Rage - neither one will get you up a rock..."
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davidlm85
Sep 25, 2005, 8:43 AM
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"grow a set"
"B.U.A.D" (Buck Up And Deal)
"hoka hey" i'm quite shure that is spelled wrong but it is an indian war cry that means "it's a good day to die"
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jacobbelsher
Sep 25, 2005, 10:25 AM
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"when in doubt, run it out."
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artaxerxes
Sep 25, 2005, 12:20 PM
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Heard from an Outward Bound instructor, using a (fake) thick German accent:
"Wait, don't let him down. Someone get him a straw so he can SUCK IT UP."
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bandidopeco
Sep 25, 2005, 3:14 PM
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didn't Alex Huber say after some ridiculous free solo:
"I have power to spare."
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charlet_poser
Sep 25, 2005, 4:25 PM
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My two favorites:
"SHUT UP AND CLIMB!"- taken from a polish dude screaming at his girlfriend in lillooet, canada
"Stay on target"- you should know where that's from
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charlet_poser
Sep 25, 2005, 4:28 PM
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In reply to: Why are there seven pages wasted on stupid mottos when the most hilarious one of all is on page two? In reply to: "jesus died for you!" Thanks, bodyboarder. I plan on using that on any leader who has the slightest trouble. It'd make me laugh so hard I would come off. Can we not vote?
Yeah, but Jesus was an aid climber- those nails were like pitons. so i dont think this would work for sport routes....
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estwing
Sep 25, 2005, 5:24 PM
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"One heel hook is often enough"
when a climber on top rope ask what next: "follow the rope"
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angry
Sep 25, 2005, 6:10 PM
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"John Wayne never wore lycra!!!"
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sportclmbr20
Sep 26, 2005, 3:46 AM
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i say this all the time "just rock it on over!" when i used to work at Galyans at the wall, whenever someone would try to make it over the overhang and they ask what do i do now...i would reply by saying "just rock it on over!" so now everytime i go climb everyone always says that to me!
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