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reno
Jan 18, 2006, 2:17 PM
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This one's for my FF buddies:
Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls
Night Out and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They
were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they "wiz" behind a
headstone. The first women had nothing to dry herself with, so she
thought she'd take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and did not
want to ruin hers. She was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon.
After finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now.
My wife came home last night without her panties"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card
stuck to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION. WE'LL
NEVER FORGET YOU."
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redpointron
Jan 19, 2006, 1:20 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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microbarn
Jan 19, 2006, 3:23 AM
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nice
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blonde_loves_bolts
Jan 19, 2006, 6:50 AM
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A brunette had to explain that one to me.
:oops:
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