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slablizard
Mar 14, 2007, 7:37 PM
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thomasribiere wrote: Have cigarette paper in the glove box of the car. Driving one hour to end up rolling the joint with toilet paper is wrong.
Golden globe.
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slablizard
Mar 14, 2007, 7:42 PM
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Always apply the "need to know" system.
Love your life, that's all you got.
Love your life, that's what you're here for
Love your wife, after all she deserves it
Lust and respect are two totally different things
Don't stress too much, not worth it.
Do not buy cigarettes and rolling papers in the same shop.
Work and don't waste time on this site , they don't pay you to post.
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devils_advocate
Mar 14, 2007, 8:15 PM
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reno wrote: epic_ed wrote: WTF is wrong with you people?! Yer gettin slow and sloppy. How is it no one beat me to this punch line! I check into Scummunity just for an ol' kick in the ballz down memory lane and find you're leavin softballs like this hangin'? Rob? Reno? Camhead? All you other filthy bastards out there? I'm truely saddened... Ed, Ed, Ed. Ed, my friend, the real talent lay not in swatting a hanging curve ball over the left field fence while the wind is blowing out, but rather in catching the change-up and drilling it into deep center field right when the pitcher thinks the delivery is totally safe. In reply to: I'm a married guy these days and can't always pick up the slack. So says Mrs. Epic Ed. Lucky for her, the UPS guy still rings the doorbell for those "Special Deliveries." (Like that. See?) 
f-ing hysterical. Sorry Ed, welcome to the major league.
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epic_ed
Mar 14, 2007, 10:41 PM
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Well, even one of the n00bs should have jumped in at that point, fer cryin out loud.
And, Reno -- most days I'd trade the wife for a random pick of one boxes in his truck. You're nearly married...you'll understand one day.
Ed
(This post was edited by epic_ed on Mar 14, 2007, 10:41 PM)
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bizarrodrinker
Mar 15, 2007, 12:32 PM
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slablizard wrote: Lust and respect are two totally different things
In reply to: Work and don't waste time on this site , they don't pay you to post.
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e_free
Mar 16, 2007, 1:04 AM
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Never eat a bag of baby carrots in one night.
Ever.
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slablizard
Mar 16, 2007, 1:08 AM
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bizarrodrinker wrote: slablizard wrote: Lust and respect are two totally different things Look out Mr. Kilmer, there's a new genius in town. In reply to: Work and don't waste time on this site , they don't pay you to post. Not really a concern until it affects the job getting done. Then it may be a problem.
who's Kilmer?
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crankingclimber
Mar 16, 2007, 1:52 AM
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No matter how hungry/poor you are from your latest round of dirtbagging, when you get into the cafeteria or a buffet, don't be so wowed by the wall of cereals, that you decide to try a bowl of every kind... All fourteen of them. Trust me, it's a bad idea.
Don't fart in a tyvex suit (the kind you use to put in insulation or other nasty crud). Or the shower.
Will
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bizarrodrinker
Mar 16, 2007, 12:09 PM
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slablizard wrote: bizarrodrinker wrote: slablizard wrote: Lust and respect are two totally different things Look out Mr. Kilmer, there's a new genius in town. In reply to: Work and don't waste time on this site , they don't pay you to post. Not really a concern until it affects the job getting done. Then it may be a problem. who's Kilmer?
Val Kilmer..."Real Genius"
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