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N_Oo_B
Sep 5, 2007, 4:35 AM
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when I let one rip.. and my belayer soon there'after looked down 75ft at me and asked "was that you??".
^true story^
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angry
Sep 5, 2007, 4:39 AM
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I did a full body stem in a blank dihedral and let one. I sent.
I hate it when I toot in a chimney, it stays around longer.
When I was 17 I picked up a girl to go on our first date. I turned around to look behind me as I backed out and the motion let loose a very loud one. I rolled down the window, didn't mention it, and dated her for 2 years.
My name is John and I have an ass.
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N_Oo_B
Sep 5, 2007, 4:44 AM
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LoL ^
I just thought it entertaining that it wafted 75 verticle feet in just 3-5 seconds in a B-line for my leader/belayer.
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mojomonkey
Sep 5, 2007, 1:00 PM
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N_Oo_B wrote: when I let one rip.. and my belayer soon there'after looked down 75ft at me and asked "was that you??". ^true story^
I hope you logged your ascent as an aid climb.
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zionvier
Sep 5, 2007, 2:27 PM
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I was out doing a couple sport climbs and some of my partners had their dogs there, every so often we got a wiff of the plastic bag one of them had picked up the dog crap with. We moved the bag and then moved to another climb as well, just before I start to climb my belayer starts looking around with a disgusted face on her. (obviously looking for the plastic bag to see if it was close to her), I started laughing so hard I could barely get out "That was me this time"
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dingus
Sep 5, 2007, 3:01 PM
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I read a good one recently....
"I 'pushed' a fart into my one piece goretex suit on day 2 of a 3 day expedition. It wasn't a fart."
Hahahahahahahaha!
DMT
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livinonasandbar
Sep 5, 2007, 3:04 PM
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N_Oo_B wrote: when I let one rip.. and my belayer soon there'after looked down 75ft at me and asked "was that you??". ^true story^
It's only considered aid if you light it...
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saxfiend
Sep 5, 2007, 4:05 PM
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N_Oo_B wrote: when I let one rip.. and my belayer soon there'after looked down 75ft at me and asked "was that you??". ^true story^
JL
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campo
Sep 5, 2007, 6:23 PM
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Gross, yet hilarious.
dingus wrote: I read a good one recently.... "I 'pushed' a fart into my one piece goretex suit on day 2 of a 3 day expedition. It wasn't a fart." Hahahahahahahaha! DMT |
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ClusterFock
Sep 6, 2007, 6:42 AM
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saxfiend wrote: N_Oo_B wrote: when I let one rip.. and my belayer soon there'after looked down 75ft at me and asked "was that you??". ^true story^ This is a common beginner mistake. I believe the most recent edition of "Freedom of the Hills" has some good tips on how to avoid this. JL
You sir, have won the thread.
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tisar
Sep 6, 2007, 8:33 AM
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saxfiend wrote: This is a common beginner mistake. I believe the most recent edition of "Freedom of the Hills" has some good tips on how to avoid this. JL
FOTH just touches the topic, leaving the standard noob with dangerous smattering. There's a much more complete coverage in this book.
- Daniel
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robbovius
Sep 6, 2007, 3:23 PM
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in 2005 my GF and I were hiking the white cross trail on Mnt Monadnock, and it was busy as usual.
about 2/3rds of the way up I found this slab wall just off the trail and decided to climb it in my hikers. going up the slab, I made this sweet high-step foot hand match, adn at the same time ripped a good one, just as a group of twenty-boppers walked past on their way down...their conversation became silent at that moment.
Pam cracked up ;-), then she belched. we nailed those pups from BOTH sides ;-)
(This post was edited by robbovius on Sep 6, 2007, 3:23 PM)
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Gmburns2000
Sep 6, 2007, 3:43 PM
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I just ripped one at work. Does that count?
Jesus I'm not going to be able to reply to that for a while. No more granola before noon. Gotta go...
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binrat
Sep 6, 2007, 3:51 PM
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robbovius wrote: in 2005 my GF and I were hiking the white cross trail on Mnt Monadnock, and it was busy as usual. about 2/3rds of the way up I found this slab wall just off the trail and decided to climb it in my hikers. going up the slab, I made this sweet high-step foot hand match, adn at the same time ripped a good one, just as a group of twenty-boppers walked past on their way down...their conversation became silent at that moment. Pam cracked up ;-), then she belched. we nailed those pups from BOTH sides ;-)
You two are a class act and made for each other.
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xtremst80
Sep 6, 2007, 4:38 PM
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HAHAHAHA AWESOME!!
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ClusterFock
Sep 7, 2007, 1:14 AM
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I've had chillie chicken, two days in a row.
I fucking stink.
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pornstarr
Sep 7, 2007, 2:27 AM
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always preferred the drive by.
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macherry
Sep 7, 2007, 2:40 AM
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i'm sure this thread will get more action in here
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GunksMonkey
Sep 7, 2007, 2:45 AM
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How about the crop duster
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