CI Stay away from the fat secretary. Euphamisms will kill you.


I'm having a ham and bacon sammich of epic porportions.

I think I discussed with him the merits of watching Eric Koston skate sometime during the beerfest. A lot of skateboreding isn't that interesting to watch though. Maybe AB said he knew Koston or something, I don't remember.

You maybe cute and all but NO I'm not hitting on you and I don't want to go out on a date with you cuz I'm not gay like you. Sorry.

Quite the sausagefest...are you in teh middle. Fantastic.

While this is indeed correct, it makes no mention of the fact that you are the enemi of mankind.

Way to screw that one up.

I was seriously having a ham and bacon sammich. And it was fuckin awesome.

There is someone, somewhere on this website, who has the 4 and the 6, but not the five. Apparently, they say the 4 and 6 barely overlap, making the 5 unnecessary.

That's the kind of shitty thinking you get when you try to crunch the numbers too much without any practical experience.

Way to Sheldon your way out of that one.

Chicanery. Heh. I love that term.

Fuck that, someone else did that before I ever did. I think that was snoopy too.

here's a funny story, I may have told a couple of liez just for my own amusement at certain points in the thread. Once, I claimed I was framed for a franciz job, feigning indignation. Maybe inspired by roger clemens, who noes.

Then, I blamed epock for banzing Power_Tie, when I knew it was the Reno. I did it just for fun.

I told the zekez about this the night of the beerfest. Poor zeke looked stricken. "Is anything you say on there not a lie???"

Nope. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Im sure it was...

Zek3 put some work into this one. one thread to rule them all. nice.

It's more than a little awesome that 955 pages later still finds us arguing franciz-gate.

You cheap bastard. I drank a 22 each of Anchor Bock and Anchor Porter tonight. The blort needed a break. Back on my bitch diet tomorrow though, I promise!

What a coincidence! Pumpkin pie is one of the few foodz I cannot resist.

The short list includes yogurt covered raisins and banana cream pie.

Anchor Bock? Never heard of it. But damn is that Porter a tasty beverage.

fucking hell, microdonny is really annoying. and he climbz in flannel pajama pantz. fucked up.

I'm 40 pages behind in my GUing of that thread. but I still respect t3h ethic.

You know, it's getting harder and harder for me to watch any sports on tv. the notable exception is the Tour de France, I love that shit. World Cup soccer too I really love for some strange reason. Maybe it's the playoff atmosphere of those events, it's all on the line. I can watch playoff pro sports, but not really reg season stuff anymore. Can't watch surfing on tv unless it's a surf video. surf contests suck. Olympics would be better if they just focused on the events instead of the human interest BS. It's become one big fucking marketing campaign.

Skated with him several times, not one of the pros I'd say I knew though.

And your wrong. Out of all the Sports Porn I've ever watched: Skating, Surfing, Boarding, Biking, Climbing, etc Skateboarding was by far the best. Of course I was younger then, when I had more time to sit around and watch those vids over and over and over. I had most the Plan B vids memorized. Pretty sad.

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you 'fuzzy cuffs' are teh weke. Only plain, white bread, vanilla, yuppies mistakinly thinking they are players in the scene would be caught with them. I recomend a trip to the Pleaure Chest on SM blvd for a selection of quality gear for the serious. If you would like some reading material, I recomend the two book written by Jay Wiseman. Both give good overveiws of what going on.

Fuck that, someone else did that before I ever did. I think that was snoopy too.

here's a funny story, I may have told a couple of liez just for my own amusement at certain points in the thread. Once, I claimed I was framed for a franciz job, feigning indignation. Maybe inspired by roger clemens, who noes.

Then, I blamed epock for banzing Power_Tie, when I knew it was the Reno. I did it just for fun.

I told the zekez about this the night of the beerfest. Poor zeke looked stricken. "Is anything you say on there not a lie???"

Nope. HAHAHAHA!!!!

I had never seen the anchor bock before either, which is why i bought it. that, and it has a goat on the label, and goats a are teh swete.

But then the cuffs would scratch up my fancy iron headboard, and they wouldn't match my leopard print silk sheets.

I actually do carez, but like yourself, I have pretty much given up hope of finding the pt2k francis.

That doesn't mean however, that francis is not guilty of violashun of teh parl4y.

Strong work indeed. Jeff is my quasi-indentured servant. Where's Mrs_Zeke? She is Galadriel or Arwen? What are the other choices? Shelob? Rosie?