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carbonrx8
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clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: You know what is even better?  In my humble opinion, the best ass EVAR!!!!!11onetwothree anorexic chicks? I dunno. Looks quite plump to me. Her arms might be tad on the skinny side, but I can't tell. I am having diffculty focusing on them. So, if you say so. any skinny chick's ass will look like that if you put her in white cotton pants and stick them to her butt with water. (when your erection goes away, continue reading) i will concede that the picture could potentially be photoshopped to give that gap between her thighs. but the picture lends evidence otherwise. people who eat have arms that look like they're not Ethiopian, thighs that generally touch at least a little, and even bare, starving muscle will look like that in wet white pants. alternatively, she could be 14.
You are really going out of your way to ruin this image for me, aren't you.
Fine, I will concede that in real life, this woman (we are agreed that she is indeed a woman, correct?) might be less than appealing. Nevertheless, there are several aspects to this photograph that I think are representative what some researchers have identified as universally appealing to all men.
1) Waist:hip ratio of 0.75. I think this picture is a perfect specimen of this ideal.
2) The bubbly butt. You may contend that any woman's buttockular region will look like this in stretchy cotton pants, but my in depth research suggests otherwise. The lighting may just simply be perfect in this photo, but it must have been a lucky coincidence as this was obviously a camera phone. Just look at those smooth shadows and how the shading suggests the most perfect curvature. And the symetry is asstounding. Furthermore, that gradual transitional line that flows up the outside of the thigh, then curves gently back to the waist and continues up into her back (to the inside of her ribs) can't be described as anything but asthetically pleasing.
3) the three-finger gap. I shant say more.
4) While distinct from the buttockular area, the indentation dorsal to the vertebra is nearly perfect in this pic.
Oh, and fwiw, PTButtocksFTW.
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notapplicable
Jul 14, 2008, 3:49 PM
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carbonrx8 wrote: clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: You know what is even better? In my humble opinion, the best ass EVAR!!!!!11onetwothree anorexic chicks? I dunno. Looks quite plump to me. Her arms might be tad on the skinny side, but I can't tell. I am having diffculty focusing on them. So, if you say so. any skinny chick's ass will look like that if you put her in white cotton pants and stick them to her butt with water. (when your erection goes away, continue reading) i will concede that the picture could potentially be photoshopped to give that gap between her thighs. but the picture lends evidence otherwise. people who eat have arms that look like they're not Ethiopian, thighs that generally touch at least a little, and even bare, starving muscle will look like that in wet white pants. alternatively, she could be 14. You are really going out of your way to ruin this image for me, aren't you. Fine, I will concede that in real life, this woman (we are agreed that she is indeed a woman, correct?) might be less than appealing. Nevertheless, there are several aspects to this photograph that I think are representative what some researchers have identified as universally appealing to all men. 1) Waist:hip ratio of 0.75. I think this picture is a perfect specimen of this ideal. 2) The bubbly butt. You may contend that any woman's buttockular region will look like this in stretchy cotton pants, but my in depth research suggests otherwise. The lighting may just simply be perfect in this photo, but it must have been a lucky coincidence as this was obviously a camera phone. Just look at those smooth shadows and how the shading suggests the most perfect curvature. And the symetry is asstounding. Furthermore, that gradual transitional line that flows up the outside of the thigh, then curves gently back to the waist and continues up into her back (to the inside of her ribs) can't be described as anything but asthetically pleasing. 3) the three-finger gap. I shant say more. 4) While distinct from the buttockular area, the indentation dorsal to the vertebra is nearly perfect in this pic. Oh, and fwiw, PTButtocksFTW.
Not only is this all 100% correct. If it turns out she happens to be 14...BONeUS!!!
Edited to make image visible
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dingus
Jul 14, 2008, 4:20 PM
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Are these better clausti? I think they are A-OK in my book.
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stymingersfink
Jul 14, 2008, 5:21 PM
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carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote:  FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser.
I, for one, happen to think snoangel's got a nice lookin' backside, even if I'll never get to see it in person.
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notapplicable
Jul 14, 2008, 5:26 PM
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The panties have posed a question gentlemen. What say you?
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notapplicable
Jul 14, 2008, 5:36 PM
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carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser.
Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function.
I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day.
You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period*
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carbonrx8
Jul 14, 2008, 6:36 PM
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notapplicable wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser. Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function. I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day. You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period*
I haven't a clue as to what's got you riled up. What? is that a pic of you're sister or sumtin? She ok, butt if we are discussing spectacular, or representative specimens, she's gonna have to at LEAST dress down to get in the game. sorry I hurtsed yo feywlings. I'm just sayin. |
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Jul 14, 2008, 7:31 PM
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bizarrodrinker wrote: I also know girls that eat complete shit but are still really tiny. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen...
Now, I should find some white pants and go stand in the rain...
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clausti
Jul 14, 2008, 7:32 PM
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climbsomething wrote: bizarrodrinker wrote: I also know girls that eat complete shit but are still really tiny. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen... It does. The trade-off is that we get no tits. Now, I should find some white pants and go stand in the rain...
do. for science... erm.. research.
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Jul 14, 2008, 7:36 PM
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climbsomething wrote: bizarrodrinker wrote: I also know girls that eat complete shit but are still really tiny. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen... It does. The trade-off is that we get no tits. Now, I should find some white pants and go stand in the rain...
tell ya what, I'll volunteer to hold the sprinkler hose, get you all nice and wet.
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climbsomething
Jul 14, 2008, 7:39 PM
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It's actually raining pretty nicely out there right now.
Thing is, I have no white pants. I have this superstitious belief that no matter when in the moon cycle I put on white pants, I will start menstruating all over the place.
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stymingersfink
Jul 14, 2008, 7:41 PM
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climbsomething wrote: It's actually raining pretty nicely out there right now. Thing is, I have no white pants. I have this superstitious belief that no matter when in the moon cycle I put on white pants, I will start menstruating all over the place.
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sungam
Jul 14, 2008, 10:32 PM
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carbonrx8 wrote: notapplicable wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser. Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function. I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day. You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period* I haven't a clue as to what's got you riled up. What? is that a pic of you're sister or sumtin? She ok, butt if we are discussing spectacular, or representative specimens, she's gonna have to at LEAST dress down to get in the game. sorry I hurtsed yo feywlings. I'm just sayin. Dude, you payed so much attention to the other pic, but didn't take time to inspect this one? Check out the little bits of white just below each knuckle, and realise what this represents. Dumbazz.
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carbonrx8
Jul 14, 2008, 10:55 PM
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sungam wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: notapplicable wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser. Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function. I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day. You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period* I haven't a clue as to what's got you riled up. What? is that a pic of you're sister or sumtin? She ok, butt if we are discussing spectacular, or representative specimens, she's gonna have to at LEAST dress down to get in the game. sorry I hurtsed yo feywlings. I'm just sayin. Dude, you payed so much attention to the other pic, but didn't take time to inspect this one? Check out the little bits of white just below each knuckle, and realise what this represents. Dumbazz.
Oh, iz a hot climer chik. Hot. Mi badz.
Here. This should make up for it. She's CUTE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
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Jul 15, 2008, 12:20 AM
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carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: notapplicable wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser. Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function. I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day. You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period* I haven't a clue as to what's got you riled up. What? is that a pic of you're sister or sumtin? She ok, butt if we are discussing spectacular, or representative specimens, she's gonna have to at LEAST dress down to get in the game. sorry I hurtsed yo feywlings. I'm just sayin. Dude, you payed so much attention to the other pic, but didn't take time to inspect this one? Check out the little bits of white just below each knuckle, and realise what this represents. Dumbazz. Oh, iz a hot climer chik. Hot. Mi badz. Here. This should make up for it. She's CUTE http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
Nice link, BTW.
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carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: notapplicable wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: sungam wrote: FT LFixed that for you. That is the BIG L, btw, loser. Dude, put the crack pipe down and seek immediate medical attention for the severe case of retardedness that seems to have destroyed all brain function. I saw the pics but didnt read the comments (thanks for bringing this to my attention Sty.) I'll take an ass formed by hiking, climbing and all around athleticism, over one formed by dieting, sitting on the sofa watching The Hills and airbrushing any day. You sir are a moron. *emphasis on the period* I haven't a clue as to what's got you riled up. What? is that a pic of you're sister or sumtin? She ok, butt if we are discussing spectacular, or representative specimens, she's gonna have to at LEAST dress down to get in the game. sorry I hurtsed yo feywlings. I'm just sayin. Dude, you payed so much attention to the other pic, but didn't take time to inspect this one? Check out the little bits of white just below each knuckle, and realise what this represents. Dumbazz. Oh, iz a hot climer chik. Hot. Mi badz. Here. This should make up for it. She's CUTE http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
^^THIS is SNOANGEL, and it's really too bad she doesn't hang out here much any more. Between her, 'biner, and maww's cooter thread, there was always someone to represent the more "adverturous" woman in nearly any thread.
she is missed.
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Jul 15, 2008, 1:01 AM
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Will you children stop your whining please? Time to get this thread BACK ON TRACK....
DMT
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Jul 15, 2008, 1:20 AM
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Ok, I thought this was mildly entertaining. I think this is Ms. Alba.
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Jul 15, 2008, 1:24 AM
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clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: You know what is even better? In my humble opinion, the best ass EVAR!!!!!11onetwothree anorexic chicks? I dunno. Looks quite plump to me. Her arms might be tad on the skinny side, but I can't tell. I am having diffculty focusing on them. So, if you say so. any skinny chick's ass will look like that if you put her in white cotton pants and stick them to her butt with water. (
Like this???
I am not so sure that is all that appealing. I mean, it is appealling. Oh so appealing, butt just not in the way that supports your arguement. Kinda sloppy.
EDITED TO ADD: now that I look more closely, I am not all that sure what the hell is going on there. I quite frankly am not sure exactly what I am looking at. I am somewhat repulsed. What is that?
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Jul 15, 2008, 1:29 AM
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carbonrx8 wrote: I am not so sure that is all that appealing. I mean, it is appealling. Oh so appealing, butt just not in the way that supports your arguement. Kinda sloppy. EDITED TO ADD: now that I look more closely, I am not all that sure what the hell is going on there. I quite frankly am not sure exactly what I am looking at. I am somewhat repulsed. What is that?
you are familiar with the concept of a padded bra? like that, but jelly pads for one's ass instead. so yeah, you get a big counterexample fail.
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carbonrx8
Jul 15, 2008, 1:34 AM
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clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: I am not so sure that is all that appealing. I mean, it is appealling. Oh so appealing, butt just not in the way that supports your arguement. Kinda sloppy. EDITED TO ADD: now that I look more closely, I am not all that sure what the hell is going on there. I quite frankly am not sure exactly what I am looking at. I am somewhat repulsed. What is that? you are familiar with the concept of a padded bra? like that, but jelly pads for one's ass instead. so yeah, you get a big counterexample fail.
Seriously? That's fuxed. How do you sit down?
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Jul 15, 2008, 1:48 AM
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carbonrx8 wrote: clausti wrote: carbonrx8 wrote: [image]http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/c3/35/9c1b_1_sbl.JPG[/image] I am not so sure that is all that appealing. I mean, it is appealling. Oh so appealing, butt just not in the way that supports your arguement. Kinda sloppy. EDITED TO ADD: now that I look more closely, I am not all that sure what the hell is going on there. I quite frankly am not sure exactly what I am looking at. I am somewhat repulsed. What is that? you are familiar with the concept of a padded bra? like that, but jelly pads for one's ass instead. so yeah, you get a big counterexample fail. Seriously? That's fuxed. How do you sit down?
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Jul 15, 2008, 4:48 AM
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Keepin it on topic...
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