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deeloinn
Jul 11, 2008, 1:57 AM
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buttsex or my saturday night fever turned into a sunday night rash!
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Agas
Jul 27, 2008, 8:25 AM
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Staircase of Satan
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Climbing_Pink
Jul 29, 2008, 7:40 PM
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Surfing on Heroin Birth Canal Clothing Optional Trad Killer Finally
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nickbrown
Sep 3, 2008, 11:41 PM
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this crack is moreish
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patmay81
Sep 3, 2008, 11:49 PM
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OptumisClimb wrote: CLUBBING BABY SEALS this route name sounds familiar, where is it?
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jakedatc
Sep 4, 2008, 12:15 AM
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trikadekaphobia .13b rumney (fear of the number 13 hehe) D. Graham Flawless Victory .12d rumney FA onsite D. Graham Bullwinkles Crater .11b where a moose fell off the top.. rock! err moose! which leads to.. Bullwinkle goes Ballistic 9+ .. sorta kinda squeezejob that annoyed the FA of the previous route. (still fun though) Reason to be Fearful .11 apparently it's a TR variation because the whole route vibrates haha eek
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tb69hikeclimb
Sep 4, 2008, 12:33 AM
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4 quartz of blood
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churningindawake
Sep 4, 2008, 1:08 AM
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Queen Kong
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 7:53 PM
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Cant remember, I dont think I've been there, but its damn funny. So is Idiot Bastard son and Funktionlust (sp?)
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angry
Sep 4, 2008, 7:56 PM
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I recently sent "Take the skin bus to tuna town" I've been working on "your mother". Your mother is hard though, it's tough to get it right on your mother.
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 8:32 PM
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angry wrote: I recently sent "Take the skin bus to tuna town" I've been working on "your mother". Your mother is hard though, it's tough to get it right on your mother. Hey if a train of football players can do it Im sure you can. Once you get "the move" down its pretty easy I hear.
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angry
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While I feel that I'm good enough for your mother I still feel that I've got a lot more work to do on your mother. I hadn't realized you'd been on your mother. Did you manage to go all the way on your mother or did your mother turn you away only to do your mother another time?
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 8:45 PM
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Cant get the fuzzy undercling to the little jugs above the overhang.
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duncanlennon
Sep 4, 2008, 9:57 PM
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Amber Waves of Pain. Grundle Trundle. also Timewave Zero at ElPo sounds badass.
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cracklover
Sep 4, 2008, 10:22 PM
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Actual route names at the Gunks: One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under Make Haste or Tomato Paste Finger Locks or Cedar Box Farewell To Arms Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope Higher Stannard I also like areas where the routes riff off the names of the routes before them. Some of my favorites: Try Again (5.10) / Fly Again (5.11+) Radcliffe (4th class) / Badcliff (5.10-) Something Interesting (5.8) / Something or Other (5.10 R) / Something Boring (5.9 X) Cheap Thrills (5.10) / Deep Chills (5.11+ R/X) And my favorite in this class: High Corner (5.5) / Hi, Coroner! (5.9) GO
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patmay81
Sep 4, 2008, 10:32 PM
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cracklover wrote: Actual route names at the Gunks: One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under Make Haste or Tomato Paste Finger Locks or Cedar Box Farewell To Arms Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope Higher Stannard I also like areas where the routes riff off the names of the routes before them. Some of my favorites: Try Again (5.10) / Fly Again (5.11+) Radcliffe (4th class) / Badcliff (5.10-) Something Interesting (5.8) / Something or Other (5.10 R) / Something Boring (5.9 X) Cheap Thrills (5.10) / Deep Chills (5.11+ R/X) And my favorite in this class: High Corner (5.5) / Hi, Coroner! (5.9) GO along the same line theres in harms way 5.9(?)/out of harms way 5.8(?)
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 10:33 PM
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That reminds me of a couple Scraping a living .10a and the direct start is Government Cheese .10b scraping a living off government cheese
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winglessangel
Sep 5, 2008, 1:26 AM
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craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow" Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has: "Voyeur" "Fist-Fucking" "KY" "Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony) "Ejaculatio Precocis"
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limeydave
Sep 23, 2008, 7:10 PM
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winglessangel wrote: craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow" Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has: "Voyeur" "Fist-Fucking" "KY" "Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony) "Ejaculatio Precocis" Something about this needed to be quoted for posterity. Carry On.
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sungam
Sep 23, 2008, 8:28 PM
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limeydave wrote: winglessangel wrote: craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow" Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has: "Voyeur" "Fist-Fucking" "KY" "Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony) "Ejaculatio Precocis" Something about this needed to be quoted for posterity. Carry On. Good choice.
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gdoliner
Oct 3, 2008, 8:33 PM
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Shay's Revenge
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knieveltech
Oct 3, 2008, 8:40 PM
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gdoliner wrote: Shay's Revenge Damn, learn to spell yo. Che's revenge. CHE.
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kovacs69
Oct 3, 2008, 8:57 PM
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I am looking for the dirtiest climb I can find then I am naming it: "Two Girls One Cup!" but it is going to have to be the worst climb ever. JB
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dilbar
Oct 3, 2008, 10:39 PM
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Slapped Like a redheaded stepchild, anyone?
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CheckEgoAtDoor
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Priapism Always. Think Viagra exp gone bad.
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