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deeloinn
Jul 11, 2008, 1:57 AM
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buttsex or my saturday night fever turned into a sunday night rash!
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Agas
Jul 27, 2008, 8:25 AM
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Staircase of Satan
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Climbing_Pink
Jul 29, 2008, 7:40 PM
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Surfing on Heroin
Birth Canal
Clothing Optional
Trad Killer
Finally
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nickbrown
Sep 3, 2008, 11:41 PM
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this crack is moreish
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patmay81
Sep 3, 2008, 11:49 PM
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OptumisClimb wrote: CLUBBING BABY SEALS
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jakedatc
Sep 4, 2008, 12:15 AM
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trikadekaphobia .13b rumney (fear of the number 13 hehe) D. Graham
Flawless Victory .12d rumney FA onsite D. Graham
Bullwinkles Crater .11b where a moose fell off the top.. rock! err moose!
which leads to..
Bullwinkle goes Ballistic 9+ .. sorta kinda squeezejob that annoyed the FA of the previous route. (still fun though)
Reason to be Fearful .11 apparently it's a TR variation because the whole route vibrates haha eek
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tb69hikeclimb
Sep 4, 2008, 12:33 AM
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4 quartz of blood
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churningindawake
Sep 4, 2008, 1:08 AM
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Queen Kong
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 7:53 PM
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Cant remember, I dont think I've been there, but its damn funny.
So is
Idiot Bastard son and
Funktionlust (sp?)
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angry
Sep 4, 2008, 7:56 PM
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I recently sent "Take the skin bus to tuna town"
I've been working on "your mother". Your mother is hard though, it's tough to get it right on your mother.
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 8:32 PM
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angry wrote: I recently sent "Take the skin bus to tuna town" I've been working on "your mother". Your mother is hard though, it's tough to get it right on your mother.
Hey if a train of football players can do it Im sure you can.
Once you get "the move" down its pretty easy I hear.
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angry
Sep 4, 2008, 8:37 PM
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While I feel that I'm good enough for your mother I still feel that I've got a lot more work to do on your mother. I hadn't realized you'd been on your mother. Did you manage to go all the way on your mother or did your mother turn you away only to do your mother another time?
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 8:45 PM
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Cant get the fuzzy undercling to the little jugs above the overhang.
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duncanlennon
Sep 4, 2008, 9:57 PM
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Amber Waves of Pain.
Grundle Trundle.
also Timewave Zero at ElPo sounds badass.
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cracklover
Sep 4, 2008, 10:22 PM
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Actual route names at the Gunks:
One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under
Make Haste or Tomato Paste
Finger Locks or Cedar Box
Farewell To Arms
Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope
Higher Stannard
I also like areas where the routes riff off the names of the routes before them. Some of my favorites:
Try Again (5.10) / Fly Again (5.11+)
Radcliffe (4th class) / Badcliff (5.10-)
Something Interesting (5.8) / Something or Other (5.10 R) / Something Boring (5.9 X)
Cheap Thrills (5.10) / Deep Chills (5.11+ R/X)
And my favorite in this class:
High Corner (5.5) / Hi, Coroner! (5.9)
GO
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patmay81
Sep 4, 2008, 10:32 PM
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cracklover wrote: Actual route names at the Gunks: One Blunder and it's Six Feet Under Make Haste or Tomato Paste Finger Locks or Cedar Box Farewell To Arms Cascading Crystal Kaleidoscope Higher Stannard I also like areas where the routes riff off the names of the routes before them. Some of my favorites: Try Again (5.10) / Fly Again (5.11+) Radcliffe (4th class) / Badcliff (5.10-) Something Interesting (5.8) / Something or Other (5.10 R) / Something Boring (5.9 X) Cheap Thrills (5.10) / Deep Chills (5.11+ R/X) And my favorite in this class: High Corner (5.5) / Hi, Coroner! (5.9) GO
in harms way 5.9(?)/out of harms way 5.8(?)
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OptumisClimb
Sep 4, 2008, 10:33 PM
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That reminds me of a couple
Scraping a living .10a
and the direct start is Government Cheese .10b
scraping a living off government cheese
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winglessangel
Sep 5, 2008, 1:26 AM
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craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow"
Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has:
"Voyeur"
"Fist-Fucking"
"KY"
"Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony)
"Ejaculatio Precocis"
(This post was edited by winglessangel on Sep 5, 2008, 1:32 AM)
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limeydave
Sep 23, 2008, 7:10 PM
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winglessangel wrote: craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow" Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has: "Voyeur" "Fist-Fucking" "KY" "Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony) "Ejaculatio Precocis"
Something about this needed to be quoted for posterity.
Carry On.
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sungam
Sep 23, 2008, 8:28 PM
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limeydave wrote: winglessangel wrote: craftedpacket wrote: A funny Crack name could be "spit or swallow" Good idea, I'll see if I can add a route to a crag that has: "Voyeur" "Fist-Fucking" "KY" "Vadias na Marquise" (sluts on the balcony) "Ejaculatio Precocis" Something about this needed to be quoted for posterity. Carry On.
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gdoliner
Oct 3, 2008, 8:33 PM
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Shay's Revenge
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knieveltech
Oct 3, 2008, 8:40 PM
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gdoliner wrote: Shay's Revenge
Damn, learn to spell yo. Che's revenge. CHE.
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kovacs69
Oct 3, 2008, 8:57 PM
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I am looking for the dirtiest climb I can find then I am naming it:
"Two Girls One Cup!"
but it is going to have to be the worst climb ever.
JB
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dilbar
Oct 3, 2008, 10:39 PM
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Slapped Like a redheaded stepchild, anyone?
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CheckEgoAtDoor
Nov 28, 2008, 10:02 PM
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Priapism Always. Think Viagra exp gone bad.
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