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reno
Oct 23, 2008, 3:01 AM
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Baseball, hot dogs, Chevrolet, apple Pie....
And BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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beerios
Oct 23, 2008, 3:12 AM
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Dude!?
Um....
BEER!
Why "baseball" was first on the list and "pussy" isn't second I'll never know!
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krillen
Oct 23, 2008, 3:15 AM
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beer was around WAY before America, and is generally done better in most countries.
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beerios
Oct 23, 2008, 3:16 AM
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Oh, and I said beer over pussy because beer doesn't make you fucking work to get it. All you have to do is buy beer.
 Then again you can just buy pussy, but I'd tip it over first and check the "born on date" for freshness first. Best stick with the beer and buy her a lot of it too to lessen the load (he he he) of work you'll have to do to tap your can and that ass.
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beerios
Oct 23, 2008, 3:18 AM
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krillen wrote: beer was around WAY before America, and is generally done better in most countries.
I know. I am an Anthropology major.
Yet, Americans made it a sport. How often in other countries to stupid college kids drink do the point they fucking die? In a America, we're fucking serious.
Oh, and being an Anthroplogy major, I also know where pussy came from too.
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reno
Oct 23, 2008, 3:21 AM
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This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else.
Viva la Bacon!
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shockabuku
Oct 23, 2008, 3:23 AM
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reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon!
Make it a thread about the good things in life. I just wish none of them made me gain weight.
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macherry
Oct 23, 2008, 4:08 AM
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i'll take the bacon
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petsfed
Oct 23, 2008, 5:42 AM
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The best, so far as I can tell, is the heart attack sandwich:
Boil two brats in beer (coors seems to work well for this), then wrap them in cooked bacon (floppy, but cooked). Cut open loaf of french bread lengthwise (hoagy style) and set bacon/brat roll on one side. Top with american or cheddar cheese, then put other piece of bread on top to form sandwich. Bake at 350 for 5 minutes, or until cheese is melted.
That's all american awesome right there.
Related is the breakfast sandwich of doom:
Toast an onion bagel, slather on the cream cheese, then toss on 2-3 strips of bacon and an egg over-easy. Eat like a sandwich. We'd get ten pitches out of one of these beasts before needing to eat again.
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Maddhatter
Oct 23, 2008, 5:48 AM
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"Chevrolet" is a french name.
Ford is All American.
Did you know Ford even opened the first passenger air port in the US? Planes , Tanks , Jeeps , Trucks and on and on in WWll. I would say Ford is the ALL AMERICAN company.
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carabiner96
Oct 23, 2008, 11:45 AM
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beerios wrote: I know. I am an Anthropology major.
I'm sorry.
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Oct 23, 2008, 11:49 AM
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Bacon wrapped hot dog maple bar. Mmmmmmm.
Don't, DO NOT, whatever you do get inspired to make bacon infused lemon bars. It's horrible.
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Oct 23, 2008, 4:33 PM
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stonefox
Oct 23, 2008, 4:52 PM
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Grilled Cheese and soup for dinner
JEEP
Cornhole, THE BEANBAG GAME!!!
The Dukes of Hazard, Muppet Show, Sha Na Na, Hee Haw AND Saturday morning cartoon lineup
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jrnj5k
Oct 23, 2008, 5:11 PM
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tomahawks and bow and arrows
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jmvc
Oct 23, 2008, 5:27 PM
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Sorry...
wiki talking about bacon wrote: The word is derived from the Old High German bacho, meaning "back", "ham", or "bacon". |
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chossmonkey
Oct 23, 2008, 6:30 PM
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reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon!
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Gmburns2000
Oct 23, 2008, 6:38 PM
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chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon?
I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside.
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macherry
Oct 23, 2008, 6:55 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon? I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside.
canadian bacon is essentially a slice of ham... cured. it's not real bacon.
canadian bacon does not equal bacon
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chossmonkey
Oct 23, 2008, 7:02 PM
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macherry wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon? I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside. canadian bacon is essentially a slice of ham... cured. it's not real bacon. canadian bacon does not equal bacon
Except for the real bacon. Real bacon form Canadia is quite good.
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Gmburns2000
Oct 23, 2008, 7:04 PM
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macherry wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon? I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside. canadian bacon is essentially a slice of ham... cured. it's not real bacon. canadian bacon does not equal bacon
I know. It was more of a "51st state" kind of comment than anything about bacon, but oh well, if you have to explain the joke...
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chossmonkey
Oct 23, 2008, 9:14 PM
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Gmburns2000 wrote: macherry wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon? I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside. canadian bacon is essentially a slice of ham... cured. it's not real bacon. canadian bacon does not equal bacon I know. It was more of a "51st state" kind of comment than anything about bacon, but oh well, if you have to explain the joke...
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reno
Oct 23, 2008, 10:05 PM
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macherry wrote: Gmburns2000 wrote: chossmonkey wrote: reno wrote: This is a thread about Bacon Apple Pie. Take your talk about beer and pussy somewhere else. Viva la Bacon! Canadian bacon? I was going to rip you for mentioning canadian bacon in an american thread, but then I remembered that they're essentially the same thing; a lack constitutional recognition aside. canadian bacon is essentially a slice of ham... cured. it's not real bacon. canadian bacon does not equal bacon
This iz korrekt.
Canadian Bacon is a very thinly sliced pork chop. It doesn't have the fat, salt, or down-home goodness that is REAL bacon.
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