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timstich
Apr 22, 2009, 2:25 AM
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Too Many Zombies
by Tim Stich...
Zombies in the futures markets
Zombies at the lake
Zombies at the bakery oven
making up a cake
Zombie cruising on the highway
when it's late at night
Zombies at the school yard screaming
looking for a fight
Zombies eating all the flowers
planted in the yard
Zombies running up the balance
on your credit card
Zombies at your office party
Zombies on the phone
Zombies calling late one evening
when you're all alone
Stupid, smelly, worm-filled zombies
hanging at the pool
Bloody, rotting, pink-eye zombies
trying to look cool
Zombies doing work you once did
for a lower wage
Zombies wrestling wearing costumes
in an iron cage
Zombies wearing business suits
Zombies wearing capes
Zombie retro movie feature
"Planet of the Apes"
Zombies don't know what it was like
when you were a kid
Zombies taking credit for things
that they never did
(This post was edited by timstich on Apr 22, 2009, 2:27 AM)
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dr_feelgood
Apr 22, 2009, 3:00 AM
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shouldn't this go in the 'new combat sights for my compensator 5000glock thread.
good poem.
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epoch
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Apr 22, 2009, 3:30 AM
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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.
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bear829
Apr 22, 2009, 11:54 AM
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So now I'm not as confused by the zombie thing on your facebook. lol
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robbovius
Apr 22, 2009, 3:04 PM
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bear829 wrote: So now I'm not as confused by the zombie thing on your facebook. lol
OMG that's the sneakiest haiku I have read in a long time.
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