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knieveltech wrote:
shockabuku wrote:
kriso9tails wrote:
milesenoell wrote:
It's like trying to speak about what an "American" is like.

Very loud, very round, the faint scent of processed cheese creeping through a bullet-proof wall of axe body spray. They are all like that. Every. Last. One. Sometimes you can identify them because they use the names of existing countries to refer to imaginary places.

That wasn't so hard.

We should invade Canada next. Or maybe just annex B.C. That's where Whistler/Blackcomb is right?

Might not be such a good idea. They damn near burned the capitol to the ground the last time we tangled with them.

Probably just dumb luck. Sometimes we light you guys on fire and sometimes we light ourselves on fire. Will somebody please take that pack of matches away from Canada?!


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This proves that there is one in every gym.


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peg_leg1 wrote:
This proves that there is one in every gym.

You really should pity a gym that doesn't have the member base to support an upper-tier a-hole like the pro douchebag. The wonderful biodiversity of number chasers, date climbers, and little kids whose birthday it is, is surely also part of the rich genetic heritage we can find in the confines of this douche rich climate.


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zeke_sf wrote:
peg_leg1 wrote:
This proves that there is one in every gym.

You really should pity a gym that doesn't have the member base to support an upper-tier a-hole like the pro douchebag. The wonderful biodiversity of number chasers, date climbers, and little kids whose birthday it is, is surely also part of the rich genetic heritage we can find in the confines of this douche rich climate.

Discovery Channel much?


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knieveltech wrote:
zeke_sf wrote:
peg_leg1 wrote:
This proves that there is one in every gym.

You really should pity a gym that doesn't have the member base to support an upper-tier a-hole like the pro douchebag. The wonderful biodiversity of number chasers, date climbers, and little kids whose birthday it is, is surely also part of the rich genetic heritage we can find in the confines of this douche rich climate.

Discovery Channel much?

Not much, just enough to know that the melting ice caps are threatening the existence of those endangered, tool-wielding reprobates of the Northlands: the ice douches.


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Why is the OP so sensitive?

Somebody walking around the gym with crashpad doesnt like you. So what? Boo Hoo?


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MikeSaint wrote:
Why is the OP so sensitive?

Somebody walking around the gym with crashpad doesnt like you. So what? Boo Hoo?
I KNEW IT WAS YOU!


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I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.


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Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

Maybe it's Dingus! He's from Tenn. and somewhere around that age (or so).Sly


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Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

This is useless without pictures. Quit mumbling and out the bastard already.


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sungam wrote:
MikeSaint wrote:
Why is the OP so sensitive?

Somebody walking around the gym with crashpad doesnt like you. So what? Boo Hoo?
I KNEW IT WAS YOU!

mike saint is a elitist mother fucker. i saw him make a dude cry at the gym last night.


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Carnage wrote:
sungam wrote:
MikeSaint wrote:
Why is the OP so sensitive?

Somebody walking around the gym with crashpad doesnt like you. So what? Boo Hoo?
I KNEW IT WAS YOU!

mike saint is a elitist mother fucker. i saw him make a dude cry at the gym last night.
That fucker! and to think I didn't even consider kutzing his rowp.


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Get some [In reply to]
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You playboys have no idea.


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You sanctimonious bitch!


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do be do be doooo...




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sungam wrote:
You sanctimonious bitch!

Sit and take note Mingo.


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MikeSaint wrote:
sungam wrote:
You sanctimonious bitch!

Sit and take note Mingo.
DAMNZ!


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zeke_sf wrote:
peg_leg1 wrote:
This proves that there is one in every gym.

You really should pity a gym that doesn't have the member base to support an upper-tier a-hole like the pro douchebag. The wonderful biodiversity of number chasers, date climbers, and little kids whose birthday it is, is surely also part of the rich genetic heritage we can find in the confines of this douche rich climate.

you need at least two to preserve the population though..

edit for quoting fail :(


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Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

What gym are you climbing in?


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knieveltech wrote:
Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

This is useless without pictures. Quit mumbling and out the bastard already.

Better yet, get video.

d.


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How hard is it to get sponsored as a douchebag? I've been doing it for free for all these years and I'd like to take my game to the next level and get paid for it.


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knieveltech wrote:
Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

This is useless without pictures. Quit mumbling and out the bastard already.

Seriously! WE NEED PICS!

Was it THIS guy?




TongueTongueTongue


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caughtinside wrote:
How hard is it to get sponsored as a douchebag? I've been doing it for free for all these years and I'd like to take my game to the next level and get paid for it.
Ask Majid. If anyone would know, he would.

JL


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rockandlice wrote:
knieveltech wrote:
Mastertater wrote:
I was going to let this thing die out but I learned more about the dude. I mentioned this incident to one of my climbing partners and he says,

"You mean the guy who comes in here and trains but stomps around like a dick?"

"Yes." I reply

So, you mean that guy who wears the super tight fitting tank tops, glasses, and is about 45yo."

"Yes, that's him"

Apparently my friend asked "brah" a question and "brah" bitterly tells him to read a book. So, friend tells him that he is not opposed to reading a book but does he have the answer to question. "Brah" cuts him off and says 'that's the problem with the youth.' So my friend thanks him for his cynicism and let's it go.

Apparently "brah" is a walking SNL skit.

I'll update this in the future as "brah" is making some waves with some folks.

This is useless without pictures. Quit mumbling and out the bastard already.

Seriously! WE NEED PICS!

Was it THIS guy?

[image]http://www.rockclimbing.com/images/photos/assets/4/381484-largest_n31401448_32232255_6691.jpg[/image]


TongueTongueTongue

Damnitall, pay attention. I already said it was me.

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