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notapplicable wrote: Kartessa wrote: Creepy guy who wears his harness too tight: I don't need your beta, but I would consider letting you talk to me if it meant you would never again try to touch me. I don't need a hug and I don't have any friends that would want to sleep with you. No, not even the ugly ones. Go play with yourself or boulder over there... Don't look at me like that. It would appear that I need to get myself a Cafe Press account so I can sell you a "No Beta" shirt. 
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dugl33
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chadnsc wrote: ChalkIsCheap wrote: rangerrob wrote: I have a radical idea. Stop going to the gym. That seems to be your main problem. RR Up here in Canada, rock climbing is done for this time of year. I'm freezing right now and it's not even snowing yet... Harden the fuck up you wimp.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc
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airscape
Nov 24, 2010, 6:55 AM
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erisspirit wrote: Kartessa wrote: IsayAutumn wrote: Maybe if you were more of an asshole, people wouldn't talk to you. It works for me. Finally some advice I can work with. My personal favorites are when weightlifter types from a regular gym come in and spray about how easy it's going to be then 3 feet off the ground are crying "don't drop me Brah!!" Then you just sail past them...
I've seen those.
It always funny.
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airscape
Nov 24, 2010, 7:02 AM
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Kartessa wrote: I haven't seen an angry rant in a while. Could it be that douche bags are becoming few and far between? I doubt it. From recent observation, they now travel in packs, like middle-aged greasers looking to pick on the little kids. Dear Gym-Rat Assholes, I know that trash talking is the easiest way to masturbate your ego. I know that I don't crush as hard as your kid/girlfriend/cousin from Parry Sound. But could you please take satisfaction in your superiority by proxy in silence? I don't care. Don't talk to me. Crazy bitch: Yeah, your kid finished this route and I fell off. I don't weigh 50lbs and have an eating disorder that I got from my mom. You too, should eat something. I saw how you were eyeing my sandwich, and I didn't appreciate it. If you would stop starving yourself, you might be able hold yourself upright for more than 3 moves. Your voice annoys me. Don't talk to me. Hairy Bastard: Good for you on your redpoint on this 27ft wall of doom. Where the fuck did you come from? Who are you to tell me that I can't make this move and that the next one is totally out of my league. I've never met you before, and I hope never to see you again. Don't talk to me. Fat Fucker: Shut your fucking trap. You've been at the gym the last 3 months and I've never seen you tie in, or put your shoes on for that matter. You sit on the carpet with your big bottle of water, sweating out your sloth, and commenting on everyone's attempt on grades you would never dream of trying yourself. Don't talk to me. Creepy guy who wears his harness too tight: I don't need your beta, but I would consider letting you talk to me if it meant you would never again try to touch me. I don't need a hug and I don't have any friends that would want to sleep with you. No, not even the ugly ones. Go play with yourself or boulder over there... Don't look at me like that. Why is it, if I go to the "regular" gym, people generally keep to themselves, maybe talk to their partner but at a climbing gym so many people feel entitled to spray to anyone in earshot? I've never felt such an urge to crack skulls with grigris like I did tonite and I hated that feeling. I just want to have a good time, push myself, and encourage my friends to do the same. ... Ok, rage subsiding, sleep time.
That is some sweet reading.
Maybe print this out as a leaflet and hand it out at the gym.
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airscape
Nov 24, 2010, 7:08 AM
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chadnsc wrote: ChalkIsCheap wrote: chadnsc wrote: ChalkIsCheap wrote: rangerrob wrote: I have a radical idea. Stop going to the gym. That seems to be your main problem. RR Up here in Canada, rock climbing is done for this time of year. I'm freezing right now and it's not even snowing yet... Harden the fuck up you wimp. I am hard, I just hate the fucking cold. I wasn't asking if you where aroused. I was telling you to toughen up you pansy.
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march
Nov 24, 2010, 7:59 AM
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K-
Here is my suggestion... You know that cork board in your gym where everyone tacks up their decade old pictures of them climbing... (your gym has one right? most gyms I've seen do)
Ok - good. Take that picture of you holding the rifle in front of the tank, and blow it up a bit... say 8x10 and put it right in the center of that board.
Now make sure that all the gym-rat assholes (especially creepy-guy) know that, that is you...
End of problem.
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airscape
Nov 24, 2010, 9:10 AM
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Kartessa wrote: Creepy guy who wears his harness too tight: I don't need your beta, but I would consider letting you talk to me if it meant you would never again try to touch me. I don't need a hug and I don't have any friends that would want to sleep with you. No, not even the ugly ones. Go play with yourself or boulder over there... Don't look at me like that.
Maybe going to the gym on No-pants Tuesday was a bad idea?
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sungam
Nov 24, 2010, 11:10 AM
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airscape wrote: Kartessa wrote: Creepy guy who wears his harness too tight: I don't need your beta, but I would consider letting you talk to me if it meant you would never again try to touch me. I don't need a hug and I don't have any friends that would want to sleep with you. No, not even the ugly ones. Go play with yourself or boulder over there... Don't look at me like that. Maybe going to the gym on No-pants Tuesday was a bad idea?
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notapplicable
Nov 24, 2010, 1:32 PM
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airscape wrote: Kartessa wrote: I haven't seen an angry rant in a while. Could it be that douche bags are becoming few and far between? I doubt it. From recent observation, they now travel in packs, like middle-aged greasers looking to pick on the little kids. Dear Gym-Rat Assholes, I know that trash talking is the easiest way to masturbate your ego. I know that I don't crush as hard as your kid/girlfriend/cousin from Parry Sound. But could you please take satisfaction in your superiority by proxy in silence? I don't care. Don't talk to me. Crazy bitch: Yeah, your kid finished this route and I fell off. I don't weigh 50lbs and have an eating disorder that I got from my mom. You too, should eat something. I saw how you were eyeing my sandwich, and I didn't appreciate it. If you would stop starving yourself, you might be able hold yourself upright for more than 3 moves. Your voice annoys me. Don't talk to me. Hairy Bastard: Good for you on your redpoint on this 27ft wall of doom. Where the fuck did you come from? Who are you to tell me that I can't make this move and that the next one is totally out of my league. I've never met you before, and I hope never to see you again. Don't talk to me. Fat Fucker: Shut your fucking trap. You've been at the gym the last 3 months and I've never seen you tie in, or put your shoes on for that matter. You sit on the carpet with your big bottle of water, sweating out your sloth, and commenting on everyone's attempt on grades you would never dream of trying yourself. Don't talk to me. Creepy guy who wears his harness too tight: I don't need your beta, but I would consider letting you talk to me if it meant you would never again try to touch me. I don't need a hug and I don't have any friends that would want to sleep with you. No, not even the ugly ones. Go play with yourself or boulder over there... Don't look at me like that. Why is it, if I go to the "regular" gym, people generally keep to themselves, maybe talk to their partner but at a climbing gym so many people feel entitled to spray to anyone in earshot? I've never felt such an urge to crack skulls with grigris like I did tonite and I hated that feeling. I just want to have a good time, push myself, and encourage my friends to do the same. ... Ok, rage subsiding, sleep time. That is some sweet reading. Maybe print this out as a leaflet and hand it out at the gym.
I like it!
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donald949
Nov 24, 2010, 4:38 PM
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Kartessa wrote: airscape wrote: Maybe going to the gym on No-pants Tuesday was a bad idea? But this was on Monday... 
Yea, but they remember you from the no pants tuesday.
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donald949
Nov 24, 2010, 4:42 PM
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march wrote: K- Here is my suggestion... You know that cork board in your gym where everyone tacks up their decade old pictures of them climbing... (your gym has one right? most gyms I've seen do) Ok - good. Take that picture of you holding the rifle in front of the tank, and blow it up a bit... say 8x10 and put it right in the center of that board. Now make sure that all the gym-rat assholes (especially creepy-guy) know that, that is you... End of problem.
Get the picture printed on the back of a tshirt.
DON'T TALK TO ME
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petsfed
Nov 24, 2010, 5:45 PM
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erisspirit wrote: Kartessa wrote: IsayAutumn wrote: Maybe if you were more of an asshole, people wouldn't talk to you. It works for me. Finally some advice I can work with. My personal favorites are when weightlifter types from a regular gym come in and spray about how easy it's going to be then 3 feet off the ground are crying "don't drop me Brah!!" Then you just sail past them...
Once of those weightlifter types hit on me once. Awkward.
No advice here, most irritating gym types are like herpes: won't go away and won't take a hint. Better to just pick a different climbing gym.
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milesenoell
Nov 24, 2010, 6:43 PM
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Kartessa wrote: Go play with yourself or boulder over there... "
haha
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petsfed wrote: Better to just pick a different climbing gym.
I agree. Different gym, different attitude, different people.
And by attitude I don't mean yours, I mean the "feel" of the gym.
Where I live there are 2 gyms. One is frequented by those who look like Popeye and are irritating when you want to be left alone, or ignorant when you want company.
The other is more laid back, climb hard if you want, climb easy if you want, no one is judging. In my opinion, its just better all around.
So try another place, if available, and maybe you'll have a blast!
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areyoumydude
Nov 24, 2010, 7:00 PM
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Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones.
How ugly are we talkin'?
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Kartessa
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areyoumydude wrote: Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones. How ugly are we talkin'?
Ugly
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Kartessa
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Kartessa wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones. How ugly are we talkin'? Ugly
And I ain't talkin Butherface either... I'm sayin "Andherface"
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wonderwoman
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Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones. How ugly are we talkin'? Ugly And I ain't talkin Butherface either... I'm sayin "Andherface"
I'm so ugly that they shove my face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Kartessa
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wonderwoman wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones. How ugly are we talkin'? Ugly And I ain't talkin Butherface either... I'm sayin "Andherface" I'm so ugly that they shove my face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
You still don't want this
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areyoumydude
Nov 24, 2010, 8:42 PM
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wonderwoman wrote: Kartessa wrote: Kartessa wrote: areyoumydude wrote: Kartessa wrote: No, not even the ugly ones. How ugly are we talkin'? Ugly And I ain't talkin Butherface either... I'm sayin "Andherface" I'm so ugly that they shove my face in dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yum....I luv gorilla cookies.
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Triple ha ha!
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climbingtrash
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sandstoned wrote: Triple ha ha!
Triple double?
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