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Diphthong
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macherry wrote: what would the winklevoss twins do?
They'd grab the PTFTW.
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Diphthong
May 2, 2011, 10:54 PM
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And social network that shiz.
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edge
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In reply to: I recently recovered the contents of an old hard drive and ran across this gem from a few years ago. This is not my story. It was written by "Crotch" about his experience climbing with a dumb tw#t named Randee who went by the handle "Enigma" over on RC.com waaaay back in the day. I haven't seen Crotch post much around here lately, but if you're out there, dude -- let me know if you want this story yanked. "We made plans to meet at HVCG at 10am. Plenty of time for me to drive up from San Diego. Wanting to be a good partner, I packed the night before and got an early start. I was at the park by 9am so I decided to solo some easy routes to kill some time. 10am rolls around and I'm at HVCG but no Randee. By 11am, I give up on her and start climbing some more on my own. At 1:00 after climbing 6 or 7 routes partnerless, I find a campsite at HVCG, and set up camp. 1:30pm and I've decided to walk over to Gunsmoke, do a few laps, then head into town for an outdoor concert put on by Coyote Corner. Just as I'm about to start walking, guess who pulls up. I make a quick decision that I might still want to climb more, so we settle on Toe Jam so that I can get a feel for Randee. As to why she was 3.5 hours late, she says that she went for a run the night before and had a hard time getting out of bed!!! I should have bailed right there, but I'm thick-headed. It takes her forever to get her disorganized sh#t together and then halfway there she realizes she's without a nut tool so goes back to her car. Then she realizes she has to pee, but the nearest toilet is too stinky so she goes to one farther away, making me wait even more. Finally, I'm on belay and climbing and by the time I get to the top I realize that as much as I love climbing, I despise this chick and won't share a rope with her. At the chains, I offer to let her set up the rap (2 bolts with chains, a no-brainer even for a sporto) but she says she'd feel more comfortable if I threaded the rope. Whatever. Back on the ground, I tell her that our climbing soiree won't work out. Something to the effect of: I like to share my rope with people that I respect and that respect me, and that I feel like I'm rewarding her by climbing with her. Her reply to this is that she won't tolerate me treating her like a child, and that I must not be able to handle strong, independent women. She says I'm lucky to have a girlfriend who can put up with my bossiness and women-demeaning attitude because no other chick would put up with me. It's like a break up after a five-year relationship and I've only known the chick for 15 minutes. The irony is that my girlfriend is about as independent as they come. She can thread her own rappel anchors :), MD, Ph.D. student, author of a book, has onsighted .11c crack, first ascents in Alaska, you name it. If only Randee knew how ridiculous she is. So I sent her home packing and had a good laugh. The following monday she posted something here about how she met some blonde-haired hunk and ended up in a cave with him at sunset. Something to make me jealous I suppose, but it made it more clear that she lives in a fantasy world. Cheers, Crotch"
macherry wrote: what would the winklevoss twins do?
A restraining order would seem appropriate.
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May 2, 2011, 10:59 PM
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carabiner96 wrote: Enigma, YOU have a profile, and yet here;s what one of your internet meet ups had to say about you: In reply to: I recently recovered the contents of an old hard drive and ran across this gem from a few years ago. This is not my story. It was written by "Crotch" about his experience climbing with a dumb tw#t named Randee who went by the handle "Enigma" over on RC.com waaaay back in the day. I haven't seen Crotch post much around here lately, but if you're out there, dude -- let me know if you want this story yanked. "We made plans to meet at HVCG at 10am. Plenty of time for me to drive up from San Diego. Wanting to be a good partner, I packed the night before and got an early start. I was at the park by 9am so I decided to solo some easy routes to kill some time. 10am rolls around and I'm at HVCG but no Randee. By 11am, I give up on her and start climbing some more on my own. At 1:00 after climbing 6 or 7 routes partnerless, I find a campsite at HVCG, and set up camp. 1:30pm and I've decided to walk over to Gunsmoke, do a few laps, then head into town for an outdoor concert put on by Coyote Corner. Just as I'm about to start walking, guess who pulls up. I make a quick decision that I might still want to climb more, so we settle on Toe Jam so that I can get a feel for Randee. As to why she was 3.5 hours late, she says that she went for a run the night before and had a hard time getting out of bed!!! I should have bailed right there, but I'm thick-headed. It takes her forever to get her disorganized sh#t together and then halfway there she realizes she's without a nut tool so goes back to her car. Then she realizes she has to pee, but the nearest toilet is too stinky so she goes to one farther away, making me wait even more. Finally, I'm on belay and climbing and by the time I get to the top I realize that as much as I love climbing, I despise this chick and won't share a rope with her. At the chains, I offer to let her set up the rap (2 bolts with chains, a no-brainer even for a sporto) but she says she'd feel more comfortable if I threaded the rope. Whatever. Back on the ground, I tell her that our climbing soiree won't work out. Something to the effect of: I like to share my rope with people that I respect and that respect me, and that I feel like I'm rewarding her by climbing with her. Her reply to this is that she won't tolerate me treating her like a child, and that I must not be able to handle strong, independent women. She says I'm lucky to have a girlfriend who can put up with my bossiness and women-demeaning attitude because no other chick would put up with me. It's like a break up after a five-year relationship and I've only known the chick for 15 minutes. The irony is that my girlfriend is about as independent as they come. She can thread her own rappel anchors :), MD, Ph.D. student, author of a book, has onsighted .11c crack, first ascents in Alaska, you name it. If only Randee knew how ridiculous she is. So I sent her home packing and had a good laugh. The following monday she posted something here about how she met some blonde-haired hunk and ended up in a cave with him at sunset. Something to make me jealous I suppose, but it made it more clear that she lives in a fantasy world. Cheers, Crotch"
I really DID laugh out loud...a couple times. Thanks, 'biner.
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macherry
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and 3, 2, 1,..........campground it is!!!
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Diphthong
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macherry wrote: and 3, 2, 1,..........campground it is!!!
Can I have my PTFTW back now?
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macherry
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Diphthong wrote: macherry wrote: and 3, 2, 1,..........campground it is!!! Can I have my PTFTW back now?
i guess
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Diphthong
May 2, 2011, 11:20 PM
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macherry wrote: Diphthong wrote: macherry wrote: and 3, 2, 1,..........campground it is!!! Can I have my PTFTW back now? i guess
Woo! The PTFTW Returns! REPENT!
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camhead wrote: the way that this site has been going the last few years, I've been gradually deleting more and more of my profile. People whom I want to see my pics can find them on facebook. I've already got plenty of climbing partners. I know and like lots of people on this site, but I really don't need any more friends. The only bad part is that I started using the ascents feature to keep track of what I climbed years ago, and I still do. Not sure how I can get away from that. Oh, and if anyone wants MORE info on enigma, since she's all about putting tons of information online about yourself, JUST READ THIS THREAD.
You are just jealous because some male friend of mine didn't want the lube or to have anal sex with you.  
Since then you have never let it go, some men are Not into men. It's a personal choice, and you have plenty of guys right here on this site to choose from that have interest in men.
After years and years, Camhead you still won't let it go. So what , some guys like women. Its enough already .
You came out already. Go write to Ricky Martin. Listen to the song in the ladies room by David Bowie, listen well this time. 
This is what you you have been annoyed at for years .
Stop trying to get back at me !! grow up already.
Straight men don't usually change and neither do gay guys. Let people choose their sexual choice.
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macherry
May 3, 2011, 3:29 AM
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enigma wrote: camhead wrote: the way that this site has been going the last few years, I've been gradually deleting more and more of my profile. People whom I want to see my pics can find them on facebook. I've already got plenty of climbing partners. I know and like lots of people on this site, but I really don't need any more friends. The only bad part is that I started using the ascents feature to keep track of what I climbed years ago, and I still do. Not sure how I can get away from that. Oh, and if anyone wants MORE info on enigma, since she's all about putting tons of information online about yourself, JUST READ THIS THREAD. You are just jealous because some male friend of mine didn't want the lube or to have anal sex with you. Since then you have never let it go, some men are Not into men. It's a personal choice, and you have plenty of guys right here on this site to choose from that have interest in men. After years and years, Camhead you still won't let it go. So what , some guys like women. Its enough already . You came out already. Go write to Ricky Martin. Listen to the song in the ladies room by David Bowie, listen well this time.
good god woman, could you stop the homophobic rants!!
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enigma
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macherry wrote: enigma wrote: camhead wrote: the way that this site has been going the last few years, I've been gradually deleting more and more of my profile. People whom I want to see my pics can find them on facebook. I've already got plenty of climbing partners. I know and like lots of people on this site, but I really don't need any more friends. The only bad part is that I started using the ascents feature to keep track of what I climbed years ago, and I still do. Not sure how I can get away from that. Oh, and if anyone wants MORE info on enigma, since she's all about putting tons of information online about yourself, JUST READ THIS THREAD. You are just jealous because some male friend of mine didn't want the lube or to have anal sex with you. Since then you have never let it go, some men are Not into men. It's a personal choice, and you have plenty of guys right here on this site to choose from that have interest in men. After years and years, Camhead you still won't let it go. So what , some guys like women. Its enough already . You came out already. Go write to Ricky Martin. Listen to the song in the ladies room by David Bowie, listen well this time. good god woman, could you stop the homophobic rants!!
I do remember a cute blond guy that I went cave climbing with in Joshua Tree that was hidden. Very cool.
I've done that toe jam, so many times with different people over the years.
It too bad Camhead is so obessed, its been years,
it wasn't like I took his bf.
Or maybe I did Is that the problem?
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Enima, I didn't realize you are a woman. I will climb with you anytime, if you show me your boobs.
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Diphthong
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MudBuzz wrote: Enima, I didn't realize you are a woman. I will climb with you anytime, if you show me your boobs.
I heard they look like Angelina Jolie's. Only smaller, saggy, and anybody with a RC.com profile can see them.
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May 3, 2011, 5:38 AM
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Diphthong wrote: MudBuzz wrote: Enima, I didn't realize you are a woman. I will climb with you anytime, if you show me your boobs. I heard they look like Angelina Jolie's. Only smaller, saggy, and anybody with a RC.com profile can see them.
you have a tiny 1 inch dick dickthong, go let camhead have some.
You must look like shit, not even a photo on your profile. not sure if your a man , girl or dog , cat, rat, bat, or what type of that?
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This thread smells of sexual frustration.
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enigma
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onceahardman wrote: carabiner96 wrote: Enigma, YOU have a profile, and yet here;s what one of your internet meet ups had to say about you: In reply to: I recently recovered the contents of an old hard drive and ran across this gem from a few years ago. This is not my story. It was written by "Crotch" about his experience climbing with a dumb tw#t named Randee who went by the handle "Enigma" over on RC.com waaaay back in the day. I haven't seen Crotch post much around here lately, but if you're out there, dude -- let me know if you want this story yanked. "We made plans to meet at HVCG at 10am. Plenty of time for me to drive up from San Diego. Wanting to be a good partner, I packed the night before and got an early start. I was at the park by 9am so I decided to solo some easy routes to kill some time. 10am rolls around and I'm at HVCG but no Randee. By 11am, I give up on her and start climbing some more on my own. At 1:00 after climbing 6 or 7 routes partnerless, I find a campsite at HVCG, and set up camp. 1:30pm and I've decided to walk over to Gunsmoke, do a few laps, then head into town for an outdoor concert put on by Coyote Corner. Just as I'm about to start walking, guess who pulls up. I make a quick decision that I might still want to climb more, so we settle on Toe Jam so that I can get a feel for Randee. As to why she was 3.5 hours late, she says that she went for a run the night before and had a hard time getting out of bed!!! I should have bailed right there, but I'm thick-headed. It takes her forever to get her disorganized sh#t together and then halfway there she realizes she's without a nut tool so goes back to her car. Then she realizes she has to pee, but the nearest toilet is too stinky so she goes to one farther away, making me wait even more. Finally, I'm on belay and climbing and by the time I get to the top I realize that as much as I love climbing, I despise this chick and won't share a rope with her. At the chains, I offer to let her set up the rap (2 bolts with chains, a no-brainer even for a sporto) but she says she'd feel more comfortable if I threaded the rope. Whatever. Back on the ground, I tell her that our climbing soiree won't work out. Something to the effect of: I like to share my rope with people that I respect and that respect me, and that I feel like I'm rewarding her by climbing with her. Her reply to this is that she won't tolerate me treating her like a child, and that I must not be able to handle strong, independent women. She says I'm lucky to have a girlfriend who can put up with my bossiness and women-demeaning attitude because no other chick would put up with me. It's like a break up after a five-year relationship and I've only known the chick for 15 minutes. The irony is that my girlfriend is about as independent as they come. She can thread her own rappel anchors :), MD, Ph.D. student, author of a book, has onsighted .11c crack, first ascents in Alaska, you name it. If only Randee knew how ridiculous she is. So I sent her home packing and had a good laugh. The following monday she posted something here about how she met some blonde-haired hunk and ended up in a cave with him at sunset. Something to make me jealous I suppose, but it made it more clear that she lives in a fantasy world. Cheers, Crotch" I really DID laugh out loud...a couple times. Thanks, 'biner.
Go take some Viagra and lose some weight so your pants don't weigh more than your clipboard.
BTW- You sound like a bad doctor, theres not one piece of advice any licensed doctor would make.
My friend who works at New York Hospital said you sound so full of B.S. .
Doctors don't keep recommending going to a P.T.
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I doubt anyone here gets any help from your advice. Take up a different hobby, hmmn, climbing lately?
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MudBuzz wrote: Enima, I didn't realize you are a woman. I will climb with you anytime, if you show me your boobs.
Diphthong wrote: I heard they look like Angelina Jolie's. Only smaller, saggy, and anybody with a RC.com profile can see them.
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cornstateclimber wrote: yeah, i agree. there are some out there that are just clueless. i have always had some contact before going climbing on the 1st trip, at least enough to get an idea on their abilities. Really sucks trying to find a partner around here, especially since i cant get out and climb as much as i used to be able to do. so its nice to find one that has been climbing at least a few years, and is able lead, follow, and get themselves out of a jam. i'm not against climbing with noobs, but id definently rather climb with somone more suited to my level, and someone that i dont have to always keep the grades down in the low mods. i do like to push my limits and see what i can do occasionally! i wont take just anybody 6 pitches up devils tower!
wouldn't wanna share your devastating level of experience with just anyone.
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enigma wrote: Diphthong wrote: MudBuzz wrote: Enima, I didn't realize you are a woman. I will climb with you anytime, if you show me your boobs. I heard they look like Angelina Jolie's. Only smaller, saggy, and anybody with a RC.com profile can see them. you have a tiny 1 inch dick dickthong, go let camhead have some. You must look like shit, not even a photo on your profile. not sure if your a man , girl or dog , cat, rat, bat, or what type of shit is that?
fixied for meter.
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May 3, 2011, 11:19 AM
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enigma wrote: macherry wrote: enigma wrote: camhead wrote: the way that this site has been going the last few years, I've been gradually deleting more and more of my profile. People whom I want to see my pics can find them on facebook. I've already got plenty of climbing partners. I know and like lots of people on this site, but I really don't need any more friends. The only bad part is that I started using the ascents feature to keep track of what I climbed years ago, and I still do. Not sure how I can get away from that. Oh, and if anyone wants MORE info on enigma, since she's all about putting tons of information online about yourself, JUST READ THIS THREAD. You are just jealous because some male friend of mine didn't want the lube or to have anal sex with you. Since then you have never let it go, some men are Not into men. It's a personal choice, and you have plenty of guys right here on this site to choose from that have interest in men. After years and years, Camhead you still won't let it go. So what , some guys like women. Its enough already . You came out already. Go write to Ricky Martin. Listen to the song in the ladies room by David Bowie, listen well this time. good god woman, could you stop the homophobic rants!! I do remember a cute blond guy that I went cave climbing with in Joshua Tree that was hidden. Very cool. I've done that toe jam, so many times with different people over the years. It too bad Camhead is so obessed, its been years, it wasn't like I took his bf. Or maybe I did Is that the problem?
i'll take that as a "no", then.
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enigma wrote: Go take some Viagra and lose some weight so your pants don't weigh more than your clipboard. BTW- You sound like a bad doctor, theres not one piece of advice any licensed doctor would make. My friend who works at New York Hospital said you sound so full of B.S. . Doctors don't keep recommending going to a P.T. . I doubt anyone here gets any help from your advice. Take up a different hobby, hmmn, climbing lately?
according to their profile, your friend who works at a new york hospital is just a master of the custodial arts (or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it).
OAH never claimed to be a doctor; your thick skull can't compute that others besides doctors have very real and relavent training.
Rest. PT. Surgery. That pretty much comprises the majority of treatment options for orthopedic injuries.
And that story WAS funny. And yes, you are right, I am only angry because my gay dog won't be catcher anymore and neither will any of your boy friends on the other side of the country and so I'm left with nothing but big gay sexual frustration. And I've memorized every David Bowie and Culture Club song, so no need to listen to them again, thanks.
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curt wrote: enigma wrote: I can understand if you just joined. So you haven't had a chance to post photos and information. However that being said, (if you are a climber why not attempt putting up some photo's and relevant information regarding climbing.) Or if you have retired or been injured, why not be open? I feel if someone has been on here for years with no information, it makes me wonder, why? Or is it fake? Using another name/s so you can post different opinions , like a ghost writer. Any thoughts? Not having a profile is almost as retarded as posting under a pseudonym instead of using your real name. Curt
Exactly!
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drivel wrote: cornstateclimber wrote: yeah, i agree. there are some out there that are just clueless. i have always had some contact before going climbing on the 1st trip, at least enough to get an idea on their abilities. Really sucks trying to find a partner around here, especially since i cant get out and climb as much as i used to be able to do. so its nice to find one that has been climbing at least a few years, and is able lead, follow, and get themselves out of a jam. i'm not against climbing with noobs, but id definently rather climb with somone more suited to my level, and someone that i dont have to always keep the grades down in the low mods. i do like to push my limits and see what i can do occasionally! i wont take just anybody 6 pitches up devils tower! wouldn't wanna share your devastating level of experience with just anyone.
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macherry wrote: enigma wrote: camhead wrote: the way that this site has been going the last few years, I've been gradually deleting more and more of my profile. People whom I want to see my pics can find them on facebook. I've already got plenty of climbing partners. I know and like lots of people on this site, but I really don't need any more friends. The only bad part is that I started using the ascents feature to keep track of what I climbed years ago, and I still do. Not sure how I can get away from that. Oh, and if anyone wants MORE info on enigma, since she's all about putting tons of information online about yourself, JUST READ THIS THREAD. You are just jealous because some male friend of mine didn't want the lube or to have anal sex with you. Since then you have never let it go, some men are Not into men. It's a personal choice, and you have plenty of guys right here on this site to choose from that have interest in men. After years and years, Camhead you still won't let it go. So what , some guys like women. Its enough already . You came out already. Go write to Ricky Martin. Listen to the song in the ladies room by David Bowie, listen well this time. good god woman, could you stop the homophobic rants!!
Just curious as to why Enigma gets a free pass on repeated homophobic rants yet I get post deleted because I mention that no one wears the dunce cap as well as she does?
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