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thomasribiere
Jul 29, 2003, 10:30 PM
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Mom, Dad,
what is LSD?
what is crack?
what mean crushes?
what is humpday coffee?
how stones can be nude?
why don't you surf porn anymore?
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rck_climber
Jul 29, 2003, 10:48 PM
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Limited Slip Differential - helps you get to better climbing areas.
In reply to: what is crack?
Some of the best climbing available.
In reply to: what mean crushes?
That's what happens when you're spotting your big, fat partner and he blows the final move.
In reply to: what is humpday coffee?
The morning coffee break before breeding season starts.
In reply to: how stones can be nude?
Because they'd look awfully silly with sheets draped all over them.
In reply to: why don't you surf porn anymore?
Because everybody's charging $$$ for it now ~ remember the good ol' days when surfing porn was free?
Am I ready for teenagers or what?
Mick
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edge
Jul 29, 2003, 11:13 PM
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rck-climber, you pretty much nailed it. Answer the question without answering the question. You not only have passed Parenting 101, but have a solid future in government.
For $42.50 per child, per month, I have a couple that you can rent. PM me if interested and then, to get your Parenting masters, answer the following:
"Mommy, what's a woody, and why is it just above a psycho pussie?"
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rck_climber
Jul 29, 2003, 11:26 PM
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Appreciate the offer, but I've four of my own I'm still trying to get rented out until they come to that age. I've simply peaked too soon in my parenting, it's all downhill from here.
Also, the woody refers to old surfer cars and a psycho pussie is a very angry cat.
Mick
EDIT: Funny you mention it, I just left my government job.
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