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jenga
Sep 11, 2003, 3:04 PM
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What are some of your favorite climbing lingo that you have heard or used at the crags. My favorite is "If your not fly'n your not try'n."
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norskagent
Sep 11, 2003, 3:09 PM
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gniess.
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matt18carnal
Sep 11, 2003, 3:10 PM
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Go Big or Go Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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tommyf
Sep 11, 2003, 3:11 PM
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Free Booty,,, Gotta Love It,,,
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westcoastvert
Sep 11, 2003, 3:17 PM
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Sick! Gimme the beta to the waco... no I can't flag that and hold the crimp, I'm gonna get a bloody flapper. Besides, it's greasy... Drop knee to turn the roof? Got my spot? I'm sendin!!!
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unabonger
Sep 11, 2003, 8:14 PM
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No blood, no stud!
The stud UnaBonger
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pisceian
Sep 11, 2003, 8:21 PM
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"I got yo' ass."
My guy friends like to say that to me.
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sroehlk
Sep 11, 2003, 9:36 PM
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Locked and Loaded
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ropegungirl
Sep 11, 2003, 10:56 PM
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Climb On Sista!!!!
Smack that sloper!
What are you cranking on?
Nice Crack!
Cheers :twisted:
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coldclimb
Sep 11, 2003, 11:25 PM
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These are two posts from two seperate threads, one of which involved this exact same topic. I saved them, cause they were nice, but I don't remember who said them. A forum search might turn it up.... ;)
You know you're addicted to climbing... "When you come home from your 23rd straight day of climbing (I love living in Colorado) and explain to your wife at the dinner table how you were "Crankin' a mono with my left hand, half-pad, two finger crimp with my right, dime ledge for my left foot, smear for my right and decided to dyno to a jug 3 1/2 feet up on a 18-foot run-out, with an iffy last piece" and your 5-year old daughter replies "So did you stick it dad?"
"dude, you gotta deadpoint from this mankous tweaker to a hideous half pad crimper, fire in some pro, lieback the chossy expando flake, the whole time feeling like you're gonna pitch, sketch for the slopey rail, press out the mantle , get a knee scum, crank the crystal, smear the nubbin, don't grease and you're on the next bucket for a good shake and a sweet nut placement."
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neadamthal
Sep 11, 2003, 11:43 PM
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In reply to: You know you're addicted to climbing... "When you come home from your 23rd straight day of climbing (I love living in Colorado) and explain to your wife at the dinner table how you were "Crankin' a mono with my left hand, half-pad, two finger crimp with my right, dime ledge for my left foot, smear for my right and decided to dyno to a jug 3 1/2 feet up on a 18-foot run-out, with an iffy last piece" and your 5-year old daughter replies "So did you stick it dad?"
i can hear the little voice in my head right now... 'did you stick it daddy??'
lmao
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teledude
Sep 11, 2003, 11:55 PM
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I hate the term "send, send it bro.!!!"
I like the term "poop tube"
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jookyhead
Sep 12, 2003, 12:28 AM
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"On Belay?"
"Belay On"
"Rock?"
"Rock on!!!" 8)
Cheesy, but o well :wink:
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imaclima
Sep 12, 2003, 12:46 AM
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I got a nut stuck in that huge crack on the b*tch(a route)
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squish
Sep 12, 2003, 1:04 AM
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Overheard this at a party, during one of those sudden lulls. Thankfully about half of us were Squamish climbers and could clear things up for the other half:
"Hey, I was Fisting the Beaver today! (...Check out my hands!)"
Of course, climbs often get perverted names that are even funnier when used in a sentence... Hmm, that could be the start of a whole other thread!
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punk
Sep 12, 2003, 1:09 AM
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Belay on
Ok flailing
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