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photon
Sep 12, 2003, 1:52 PM
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ask them to climb something with two numbers behind the 5 or take them to a limestone area
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duskerhu
Sep 12, 2003, 2:21 PM
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Sorry photon, I don't think that quite does it... I think it'd have to be more like... The government has just made all "Clean" gear illegal and all crack routes must now be bolted! or... Sorry dude, you have to be shirtless and wearing spandex of some sort to climb here... Local ethics ya know... duskerhu
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edge
Sep 12, 2003, 2:24 PM
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Put him in the front row of a Mariah Carey concert. :shock: Shudder......
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missedyno
Sep 12, 2003, 2:26 PM
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crazylikeafawkes moved this thread from Sport Climbing to Community.
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buzzardboy
Sep 12, 2003, 2:33 PM
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photon--you have absolutely no future in comedy!
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josephine
Sep 12, 2003, 2:50 PM
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well,you climb right behind him,and telling him "Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" lets see if he will not be scared :P
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josephine
Sep 12, 2003, 3:01 PM
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haha Robert ur funny!!! :lol: "goes behind Robert and screams "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" :P heheheheheheh :D
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photon
Sep 12, 2003, 3:17 PM
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explain the concept of showering
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dirko
Sep 12, 2003, 3:37 PM
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How do you scare a trad climber? -Replace their rack with identically sized units in different colors. -Employ repeated use of the words "graduate" and "fingery."
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camhead
Sep 12, 2003, 4:03 PM
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no use scaring us. it will just make us climb harder. next question?
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elvislegs
Sep 12, 2003, 4:03 PM
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Dirko!! whutupp man? How was the valley?
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rendog
Sep 12, 2003, 4:49 PM
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In reply to: Put him in the front row of a Mariah Carey concert. :shock: Shudder...... good god that will do it. I'm just quivering at the thought of it.
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dirko
Sep 12, 2003, 7:31 PM
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Oooh, summer. It was bitchin' man. I'm in the process of scanning all my summer stuff, but hightlights included: -The Prow between shifts at work -A perfect sunset rainbow over Half Dome -bonking on El Cap at 3 a.m. -hitting 60 m.p.h. on my road bike at night in Wawona tunnel -meeting Lynn Hill and her son -swimming in the Merced daily -riding my bike thru the Mountain Room Bar -and of course collecting booty like it was going out of style Cheers!
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elvislegs
Sep 12, 2003, 8:16 PM
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Well, that's cool if you are into having fun and stuff. I personally prefer wasting the summer building material wealth I don't really need or want. Sounds gneisse dude. Any more pics of people on fire?? Talk about Bitchin' heh.
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krillen
Sep 12, 2003, 8:35 PM
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Tell them the beer in the cooler at camp is.....warm.....
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da5id
Sep 12, 2003, 11:43 PM
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In reply to: Tell them the beer in the cooler at camp is.....warm..... oh man is that ever cruel. what if you told them it was warm... and light?
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neadamthal
Sep 13, 2003, 12:06 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Tell them the beer in the cooler at camp is.....warm..... oh man is that ever cruel. what if you told them it was warm... and light? and what could be crueller than that? telling them it was warm... light... and american!
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orangekyak
Sep 13, 2003, 12:07 AM
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In reply to: -Replace their rack with identically sized units in different colors. :oops: *shudder* don't mess with my pretty dmms!!!
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camhead
Sep 13, 2003, 2:52 AM
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yo, the noncommunity mainstreamers on the front page have started a thread identical to this one. the bitchezz. we should start copyritin' dis schit.
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calamity_chk
Sep 13, 2003, 7:40 PM
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ppfftt, that's easy. threaten to pour out his beer.
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allan_thomson
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I just thought of one situation where a fig 8 is better than an atc or Gri Gri.................... When you want to open the beers at the camp.
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jakedatc
Sep 14, 2003, 6:57 AM
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hehe tell them the only gear they can have is a chalk bag that stays on the ground, super tight shoes, a toothbrush and a foam pad (which makes no clanking noises to announce their arrival btw) then say they can only go 8 moves up the very small looking 12' rock then jump down Boo is good... but the other B word... bo..bou..boul AHh it wouldn't be right Jake
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