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wishiwaswest
Nov 21, 2003, 8:08 PM
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I have found the WMD's you haven't been able to locate in Iraq. They are in my younger sons' bedroom - along with assorted AK-47's, some lethal looking weaponry that remind me of Star Wars and swords that flash with glowing lights and make strange sounds that, if left on, will surely eradicate Seattle. In addition, there are strange tubes containing biological substances that I am sure would kill us all if opened and flushed into the public sewage system.
Please feel free to invade our humble abode and oust the little cretin who has been trying to hide these dangerous substances and weapons in bunkers under his bed and in amongst unwashed soccer uniforms and dirty underwear. I am sure these too are lethal if touched with anything shorter than a ten foot pole.
I must warn you though, if he points anything at you, including the object you THINK is a tree branch - duck.
Thanking you pre-emptively,
A Patriotic Amerinadian
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climber49er
Nov 21, 2003, 8:09 PM
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Too much time on your hands wishi-washy... :lol:
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tgreene
Nov 21, 2003, 8:13 PM
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Assorted AK's huh..? :P
Damn, I've only got 1 AK, and I'm down to 5 AR's... :(
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gravitytheory
Nov 21, 2003, 8:19 PM
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Not really very funny... :roll:
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sid_rock
Nov 21, 2003, 8:27 PM
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In reply to: Not really very funny... :roll:
She was trying to make a point, not a joke, numbnuts.
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wideguy
Nov 21, 2003, 8:31 PM
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and her point was?
Some claims are not good to make. The Secret Service and FBI take those things seriously, even when the claim is made in jest.
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gravitytheory
Nov 21, 2003, 8:34 PM
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The ridiculous nature of the story obviously indicated to me that it was intended to be funny. If she was, indeed, trying to make a point, there are far more effective manners in which to express oneself.
Snobbishly and self-importantly,
The Lone Gunman
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wishiwaswest
Nov 21, 2003, 8:39 PM
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In reply to: Too much time on your hands wishi-washy... :lol:
No kidding - but in my line of work, if I get busy that means someone is dead - and that's not funny either gravitytheory, but that too is reality :shock: :lol: :lol:
Any Volunteers?
Oh - and the point? I'm so not busy, I am cleaning out my son's room and it is full of toy weapons which I have never approved of, but so is the tree branch and there IS disgusting stuff in tubes from his chemistry set he received as a 7th birthday present and I am off to Vancouver for a couple of days to hide from the FBI and the CIA, so I'll just wish you all a very FUN-Filled weekend!
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gat
Nov 21, 2003, 9:11 PM
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In reply to: if I get busy that means someone is dead
Woah! Are you one of those mysterious 'ghost ops' that we hear about in the movies?
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tgreene
Nov 21, 2003, 9:20 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: if I get busy that means someone is dead Woah! Are you one of those mysterious 'ghost ops' that we hear about in the movies?
She could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you! 8)
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wishiwaswest
Nov 21, 2003, 9:33 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: if I get busy that means someone is dead Woah! Are you one of those mysterious 'ghost ops' that we hear about in the movies? She could tell you, but then she'd have to kill you! 8)
:twisted: Mwhahahahahahaha
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wideguy
Nov 21, 2003, 9:49 PM
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OK, I misunderstood you post. Your son sounds like mine!
The haz-mat team is on their way. Just don't go in the house for 4-5 days after they're down
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macherry
Nov 21, 2003, 9:52 PM
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Have a good weekend WWW. That was funny! I think i've found the same kind of stuff in my son's closet along with some assorted food items he must be hoarding in the event of a nuclear attack or maybe since the Y2K bug scare. :lol:
Dog's fine, just allergies and needs to shed some of her husky uncercoat.
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overlord
Nov 22, 2003, 2:04 PM
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my room IS a WMD. if you dont look where you step...
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