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Dec 16, 2003, 3:30 AM
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goe wrote:
In reply to: bring it on, hose-monkey. Thems fight'n words :?
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flamer
Dec 16, 2003, 3:36 AM
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In reply to: bring it on, hose-monkey. 8) I'm serious!! Hell I MIGHT even get up at the crak of dawn with you!! Maybe Friday...either ALOT of routes in the Park or something big? I need an adventure... Maybe we could try an traverse up the entire Box canyon?? I'm open to ideas and you know the area better than I.... josh
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redpointron
Dec 16, 2003, 2:19 PM
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"*sweet* can i watch or take pictures or something?!? alpha male marathon pissing contest, tonight at 8pm." somebody's gotta immortalize the moment. Wait, that kind of stuff can be admitted as evidence....right? Seriously, I think I am coming through the Denver area late friday the 9th on my way out and will be heading back the 19th (I can't ski) Is anyone going to be in and would you be willing to let me crash? r.r.
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flamer
Dec 16, 2003, 3:14 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I need an adventure... How about a drive up to the top of Red Mountain Pass, don some A/T gear and hightail it up one of those steep summits (conditions permitting, of course!). Car to car, alpine style, figure about a 30-hour non-stop trip? Or maybe a winter summit of Sneffels? You wanted an adventure, flames! :P No problem! Except I don't ski....how about snow shoes and we do it more like 12 hours? That's exactly the kind'a adventure I'm talking about.... Oh and who ever made up this "Alpha male pissing contest" Thing is dead wrong. I know Geo's a stud....That's why I want to do this stuff WITH HIM!!! Always good to hang it out with someone who know's what hanging it out means... josh
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sharpie
Dec 16, 2003, 3:36 PM
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In reply to: Hell I MIGHT even get up at the crak of dawn Who's Dawn?
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Dec 16, 2003, 3:36 PM
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In reply to: Always good to hang it out with someone who know's what hanging it out means... Last time I did that was Mardi Gras, '01. Didn't get many beads, for some reason. Time before that, I was in Cleveland for the annual convention of Federation Union de Climbers en Medicinas (or, as we call it, FUC 'EM), a French-based international group of paramedics, nurses, and physicians involved with rock climbing, rescue, and the like. I was putting the moves on this little number from Bosnia, and she was swooning like so many palm trees under the force of a hurricane. I unleashed the beast just as the police were arriving, and got carted off to jail. Spent 8 hours playing blackjack with a 320 pound fella named Tiny, who had an affinity for smooth jazz, creme brulee, and was the victim of circumstances but most assuredly not guilty (or so he said, and I wasn't about to argue.) I'll leave the "hanging out" to you other fellows, and I'll happily slog my way up the driveway, if someone will get the belay, please.
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[quote:99f168af99="flamer"]I know Geo's a stud....That's why I want to do this stuff WITH HIM!!! Always good to hang it out with someone who know's what hanging it out means.[/quote:99f168af99] :oops: oh, geez, i apologize ... i wasn't aware my 1/4" button-head was showing! :oops:
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calamity_chk
Dec 16, 2003, 4:54 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: *sweet* can i watch or take pictures or something?!? alpha male marathon pissing contest, tonight at 8pm." somebody's gotta immortalize the moment. Wait, that kind of stuff can be admitted as evidence....right? nope, not evidence, just an addition to my *cough* portfolio ... i vote they do midnight mud wrestling or go ice climbing in their skivvies, hee hee.
In reply to: Oh and who ever made up this "Alpha male pissing contest" Thing is dead wrong. it was meee-eeee ... whatcha gonna do about it, huh? (pokes her tongue out and runs away squealing - imagine a little sister running from a brother who's about to give her a wedgie or something equally horrendous)
In reply to: I know Geo's a stud....That's why I want to do this stuff WITH HIM!!! flamer, dood .. we all know that geo's a stud .. i'm merely volunteering to document whatever manly sorts of stuff that studs do to their sherpas (snicker). hell, i'll even make copies for you and geo - it can be a keepsake of sorts for when you reach your own nirvana of studliness .. heehee.
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aaah, [i:47bbd29028]man-love [/i:47bbd29028]... :lol: :lol: :shock:
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Dec 16, 2003, 5:16 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I know Geo's a stud....That's why I want to do this stuff WITH HIM!!! Always good to hang it out with someone who know's what hanging it out means. :oops: oh, geez, i apologize ... i wasn't aware my 1/4" button-head was showing! :oops: Yes, it is. And even with my painfully inadequate vision, it's obviously a spinner.
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calamity_chk
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In reply to: aaah, man-love ... :lol: :lol: :shock: /me squeals with laughter.
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[quote:90b3f4b81f="shorty"][quote:90b3f4b81f="mtngeo"][quote:90b3f4b81f="flamer"]I know Geo's a stud....That's why I want to do this stuff WITH HIM!!! Always good to hang it out with someone who know's what hanging it out means.[/quote:90b3f4b81f] :oops: oh, geez, i apologize ... i wasn't aware my 1/4" button-head was showing! :oops:[/quote:90b3f4b81f] Yes, it is. And even with my painfully inadequate vision, it's obviously a spinner.[/quote:90b3f4b81f] shorty-- b-[b:90b3f4b81f]b-B-[size=18:90b3f4b81f]B[/size:90b3f4b81f][size=24:90b3f4b81f]-BITE ME![/size:90b3f4b81f][/b:90b3f4b81f] :wink: love, geo
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shorty
Dec 16, 2003, 8:02 PM
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In reply to: shorty-- b- b-B-B-BITE ME! :wink: love, geo Uh, NO. I make a conscious effort to avoid rusty 1/4" button head spinners at all cost.
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shorty
Dec 16, 2003, 8:48 PM
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And this is NOT what I want my jaw locked on.
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dear shorty -- du-uu-uu-de: you [i:862131ea7a]define[/i:862131ea7a] suck. you are the avatar of all that [i:862131ea7a]is[/i:862131ea7a] suck. your command of suckitude is without equal. you have a coefficient of suck that is off the scale. your suckage is astounding, and, in fact, i've never known you to stray more than one standard deviation from the mean of suck. your factor of suck is of the first order. have a nice day, sucker! :lol: :lol: xoxoxox, geo
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Dec 16, 2003, 10:20 PM
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In reply to: dear shorty -- du-uu-uu-de: you define suck. you are the avatar of all that is suck. your command of suckitude is without equal. you have a coefficient of suck that is off the scale. your suckage is astounding, and, in fact, i've never known you to stray more than one standard deviation from the mean of suck. your factor of suck is of the first order. have a nice day, sucker! :lol: :lol: xoxoxox, geo Well, Id say by the tone of that vituperative vitriolic vociferous prognostication, that you feel as if Shorty knows something specific to you thats true. That would seem to me that you two must have shared tent space or some other form of candid engagement. Its settled. Geo and Shorty get to share a room. :D
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calamity_chk
Dec 16, 2003, 10:21 PM
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In reply to: you are the avatar of all that is suck. your command of suckitude is without equal. you have a coefficient of suck that is off the scale. your suckage is astounding, and, in fact, i've never known you to stray more than one standard deviation from the mean of suck. your factor of suck is of the first order. wow, geo. you really do swing both ways, huh. hehe, amber ps - does this mean that flamer will be quite the sucker when you're finished with him?? it sure would add a whole new dimension to his username.
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okay, you [b:38025e76ed]both[/b:38025e76ed] know that's [b:38025e76ed]not[/b:38025e76ed] what i meant. :shock:
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Dec 16, 2003, 11:06 PM
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In reply to: dear shorty -- du-uu-uu-de: you define suck. you are the avatar of all that is suck. your command of suckitude is without equal. you have a coefficient of suck that is off the scale. your suckage is astounding, and, in fact, i've never known you to stray more than one standard deviation from the mean of suck. your factor of suck is of the first order.geo Yes, I am the king of suck. No, make that Emperor Suck. I suck at climbing, ski racing, bicycling, softball, golf, work, eating, breathing, sleeping.... But I choose not to suck in the presence of rusty 1/4" button-head spinners. No-siree-bob. Uh-uh. No way. Nada. This ol' country boy leans towards safe pro, tight finger cracks in a dihedral, and bomber jug holds.In reply to: That would seem to me that you two must have shared tent space or some other form of candid engagement. It's settled. Geo and Shorty get to share a room. And that would be a definite no.
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el senor shorty -- okay, now .. where [i:989515aa44]was[/i:989515aa44] i? oh, [i:989515aa44]yeah[/i:989515aa44]! you are the living, breathing embodiment of suck. your level of suck is of biblical proportions; in fact you are the alpha and the omega of suck. if jerry lewis had an annual memorial day suckathon, you would be the poster-boy. that "giant sucking sound" south of the border that bush (the elder, not that retard we have now) administration officials spoke about almost ten years ago was actually [i:989515aa44]you[/i:989515aa44] during a visit to el potrero chico. (to be continued if necessary) :wink:
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In reply to: if jerry lewis had an annual memorial day suckathon, you would be the poster-boy. C'est moi -- the paragon of suck. Now please send your suckathon donations to shorty at this website. I'm trying to build an Indian Creek rack, and those Camalots are getting pricey. Oh yeah, and Geo, bite yourself.
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[quote:ddc848aa60="amber_chk"](chuckles) wow, geo. with an oral fixation like that, it's truly amazing that you dont smoke. saaay, do you like bananas? (insert childish giggling)[/quote:ddc848aa60] yes i [i:ddc848aa60]do[/i:ddc848aa60]! do you like, um ... banana [i:ddc848aa60]splits[/i:ddc848aa60]? 8)
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