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[quote:9c7ea64aab="shorty"]Oh yeah, and Geo, bite yourself.[/quote:9c7ea64aab]

perhaps i [i:9c7ea64aab]will[/i:9c7ea64aab] ...

because i [b:9c7ea64aab]can[/b:9c7ea64aab]. :roll:


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Ive got a rather interesting question on the release that the Ouray ice park forwarded:
Model Release

______8. I understand that my participation in the Activity may be photographed and promoted by the Festival, OIPI, OIF, and or the entity or person conducting the Seminar, and in consideration for permission to participate in the Activity, I hereby give permission to the Released Parties to use my likeness for any purpose whatsoever.

Um no? ...Any purpose whatsoever???? i dont F***ing think so.... Im not letting them "use" my image for just anything, i have my pride you know..... :evil:


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fret not. i doubt there's any likelyhood they'll use [i:8b2efd3616]your[/i:8b2efd3616] ugly mug for anything. :lol:


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Whew, thats a huge relief!!! I was afraid i'd end up (no pun intended) on some Traction controlled Astro Lube ad or worse, in a photo album shared by the inmates inthe Maricopa county correctional institute. :shock:


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(chuckles) wow, geo. with an oral fixation like that, it's truly amazing that you dont smoke. saaay, do you like bananas? (insert childish giggling)

yes i do!

do you like, um ... banana splits? 8)

i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream, yaaaaaaay.

hehehe


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if jerry lewis had an annual memorial day suckathon, you would be the poster-boy.

Speaking of poster boys...I came across this auction on ebay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3645236890&category=1299&rd=1

I probably don't need to say it, but this chick's got a sweet ass...Only $9.99 and no bids??? Geo, this one could be yours!


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pshaw, why pay $10 for a poster when you can get an inflatable sheep for only $24.95??

http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html

note, for serious enthusiasts, you can get them cheaper, you just have to know where to look. ;)


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Back to ice climbing:
this is sad to admit, but tonight, in the privacy of my own garage,
I started doing pull ups hanging in my ice tools.....
i need to get on the ice soon or i might tear my house down.....

On a lighter note, the beer smells fantastic as its burping the air lock...


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hey sandbag...

what are you talking about? That's all I have -- pull ups with my tools every third day at the fire station.

would some please enlight me (newbie) how to include a previous post in my post. I know I am dumb, but it may be this Commodore 64 the guy at Best Buy sold me. He said it was cutting edge

r.r.


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hey sandbag...

what are you talking about? That's all I have -- pull ups with my tools every third day at the fire station.

would some please enlight me (newbie) how to include a previous post in my post. I know I am dumb, but it may be this Commodore 64 the guy at Best Buy sold me. He said it was cutting edge

r.r.

To find out how it works, hit the 'quote' button on that person's post in the thread - the upper right hand button next to 'reply' in this little box, for example. You'll see the context very clearly and be able to modify it however you'd like before you post your thought.


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i have to be content with dry tooling in the shed. it's just not the same.
hey, ron, it's okay, man ... we've all been between girlfriends from time to time. :lol:
Served up well, and appropriately spiked by Geo.
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That's all I have -- pull ups with my tools every third day at the fire station.
Ron, ... Ron, ... Ron! We all have our challenges, but jeez, this isn't the Jerry Springer show. Maybe flamer would like to get in on the fire station action. After all, Ron is on a 3-day rotation and will have two days "off". :shock:


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Speaking of poster boys...I probably don't need to say it, but this chick's got a sweet ass...Only $9.99 and no bids??? Geo, this one could be yours!
Woo-hoo. Geo should "jump" on this one of Wolfgang. He probably can even have the poster laminated so that it doesn't deteriorate in a "moist" environment.

But realistically, this is a side view of Wolfie with his adam's apple clearly visible. It may not be the same as the bare back shot which originally caused Geo so much gender confusion.

But then again, Geo spent a lot of quality time with other marines.


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would some please enlight me (newbie) how to include a previous post in my post. I know I am dumb, but it may be this Commodore 64 the guy at Best Buy sold me. He said it was cutting edge

click "quote" instead of reply.


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Ron, ... Ron, ... Ron! We all have our challenges, but jeez, this isn't the Jerry Springer show. Maybe flamer would like to get in on the fire station action. After all, Ron is on a 3-day rotation and will have two days "off". :shock:
Shorty I have two kids...you've got it backwards... I have 1 day off and two days on.


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would some please enlight me (newbie) how to include a previous post in my post. I know I am dumb, but it may be this Commodore 64 the guy at Best Buy sold me. He said it was cutting edge

click "quote" instead of reply.

I do click "quote" but I can't seem to get that swell box canonizing all these cool posts.

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I do click "quote" but I can't seem to get that swell box canonizing all these cool posts.

Ron:

At the start of the part you want to quote, there needs to be the following line of code:
= wrote:

And at the end, there needs to be this line of code: [ / quote ]

Both without the spaces I inserted. Does that make sense?

So, if I'm quoting Geo who said (in a previous post) "I love tracy's sheep-dog..." then I'd type the first line of code and put "mtngeo" in:

= wrote:
I love Tracy's Sheep-dog..." [ / quote ]


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So, if I'm quoting Geo who said (in a previous post) "I love tracy's sheep-dog..." then I'd type the first line of code and put "mtngeo" in:

= wrote:
I love Tracy's Sheep-dog..." [ / quote ]

Thanks Reno... has tracy's sheep-dog paid for a spot in Ouray yet?


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Thanks Reno... has tracy's sheep-dog paid for a spot in Ouray yet?

I think Geo has it covered...


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Thanks Reno... has tracy's sheep-dog paid for a spot in Ouray yet?

I think Geo has it covered...

Like he says "It's not beastiality if you're on top"


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"It's not beastiality if you're on top"

That has got to be one of the greatest lines ever. I am going to use it as often as possible.


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reno, redpointron and elvislegs --

it's no secret that i've forever carried a torch for tracy's sheepdog thing. her name is torrey, by the way, and not only does she have big, blue eyes to die for, but [i:f2d0116542]ten nipples [/i:f2d0116542]to boot! she rolls over and pees herself when she sees me, and ... [i:f2d0116542]comes[/i:f2d0116542] when i call her. :roll:

okay, so she has a bit of a waddle when she walks and a bit of a wide behind, but hey -- what guy doesn't secretly like a little "junk in the trunk", right? don't [i:f2d0116542]make [/i:f2d0116542]me sing sir mix-alot!

please refrain from dragging my girl into your sick little diatribe. it's obvious you're all jealous. find yer own b*tches! :lol:

oh, and, taualum23 ... my original line is "as long as you're on top you're not gay", but feel free to customize it to suit your needs. :wink:


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So, if I'm quoting Geo who said (in a previous post) "I love tracy's sheep-dog..." then I'd type the first line of code and put "mtngeo" in:

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I love Tracy's Sheep-dog..." [ / quote ]

Thanks Reno... has tracy's sheep-dog paid for a spot in Ouray yet?

HEY! She's not a sheep-dog!!! But once you meet her, you'll wish you had your velcro gloves too, regardless of her species.

Did I just say that?


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... once you meet her, you'll wish you had your velcro gloves too, regardless of her species.

You just gave me a heck of an idea... :idea:

Hey, Geo? I've got a Christmas gift for you, now. :twisted:


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... got three pair already. :roll:


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I realize it's only been a week since I jumped on board this crazy ship, but I can only bet the frenzy that will be reached by 1/16 will be of Biblical proportions.

Velcro gloves, Sexy sheep Dogs...what David Lynch could do with this kind of stuff.

r.r.

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