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In reply to: because i would cause the ladies to become weak in the knees and swoon with burning, carnal, desire, and the rest of you long-haired, soft-in-the-middle, undisciplined civilians would have to go without yer precious poontang. :lol:
You talking about me again? Man you got some cajones, after making me witness that spectacle of bravery and manhood at the slopes the other day.....ski,,,,,,, wait,,,,, ski,,,,, wait......brother...../i thought we'd only get like 2 runs in. Broken ribs i understand, but jeebus......
We'll have to commiserate about the long hair nondisciplined topic more at the festival. Over some 18yo single malt most likely.
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yeah ... but mostly you love a man [i:b98efab438]out[/i:b98efab438] of uniform. 8)
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In reply to: You know, I love a man in uniform. In the back of a Jeep. With the sirens blaring............ :shock:
Let's see... :?
Uniform: Got one.
Jeep: Got one of them, too.
Sirens: Hey, I drive an ambulance for a living. (The dang thing's even got a stretcher in back, and a bar on the ceiling for "holding on," as it were... with a few feet of webbing, two locking biners, and some thought, we could even rig a trapeeze system.) :twisted:
I am IN LIKE FLYNN! :D :D :D :D
You other guys are jealous as hell, I can tell.
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I'm in Red rocks climbing with cologman(jeff) right now!! We did some super sick(and fun) routes today! Epinephrine tommorrow!! Oh and it's in the 60's...carry on.
josh
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In reply to: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, but do you have some handcuffs in that aaaaaaambulance of yourn?
Who needs handcuffs, just get out the ol'Love Hitch...
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/...ton/big/handcuff.jpg
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In reply to: Yeah, but do you have some handcuffs in that aaaaaaambulance of yourn?
That can be arranged. Remember the old saying about being careful what you wish for? ;)
In reply to: Who needs handcuffs, just get out the ol'Love Hitch...
LOL... Sharpie, remind me to buy you a beer in Ouray.
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One week...
Seven days...
One Hundred Sixty-Eight hours...
Ouray 2004...
Let's get it on.
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yeah ... and, with the mega sausage-fest that is the condo, [b:992a8fd0ec][i:992a8fd0ec]YOUR "A" [/i:992a8fd0ec][/b:992a8fd0ec] will never be the same either! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In reply to: yeah ... and, with the mega sausage-fest that is the condo, YOUR "A" will never be the same either! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
my "A" hasn't been the same since about page 24 of this thread....
r.r. :?
how's the finger skibby
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In reply to: One week... Seven days... One Hundred Sixty-Eight hours... Ouray 2004... Let's get it on.
Alright now Ladies…err, mmm…Lady and Gentleman, the official Ouray Countdown Clock: www.batte.org/ouray.htm
We are all arriving at different times so I set it for 12 midnight, Thursday night (which is when I'll probably roll in)!
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In reply to: In reply to: One week... Seven days... One Hundred Sixty-Eight hours... Ouray 2004... Let's get it on. Alright now Ladies…err, mmm…Lady and Gentleman, the official Ouray Countdown Clock: www.batte.org/ouray.htm We are all arriving at different times so I set it for 12 midnight, Thursday night (which is when I'll probably roll in)!
Thats perfect sharpie, the geriatrics will be sound asleep and the weaker partiers will have passed out long before you arricve leaving you a horde of easy pickens for you cabana boy selection process. Good luck Up Up and Ouray!
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i was ordered by mr. bag to get back to the right post....
top five...
aim high
r.r.
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i am sport climber, i am sport climber
i can't control my excitement....
i couldn't have done it without each and every one of you
r.r.
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Well,
Master Geo is the H.M.F.I.C and he earned the right th old fashioned way, he raped and pillaged and scammed his way to the top of the RC.Com dregs to make that happen. I just suggeasted you come back to make the final puscht for the OUray Ice festival most proximate to the next few days more fruitful.....
Im racking the 2nd beer, then the third on sun, then kegs and off to ouray.
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In reply to: Master Geo is the H.M.F.I.C
Is that right after gunnery sergeant?
r.r.
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that, my friend, is the Head MF In Charge. :wink:
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alls i know is [i:bb6849f16b]i'm sleeping on my back with a ball-gag in my mouth[/i:bb6849f16b]! :lol:
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timing ...
ain't it a b*tch?
all these guys all crammed into one condo ...
and i pick now to get a rip-roarin' outbreak of rectal gonorrhea AND herpes!
oh, well ... maybe :lol: time! :wink:
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In reply to: timing ... ain't it a b*tch? all these guys all crammed into one condo ... and i pick now to get a rip-roarin' outbreak of rectal gonorrhea AND herpes! oh, well ... maybe :lol: time! :wink:
Cool, we have a quarantine ward to put you and the rest of the sickly folks into for that very purpose. Plenty of Penicillin and Quinine to go around down there.
You can co mingle and share your woes, weeping sores, and decomposing body parts in freedom in the "nasty Zone", we wont even bother you........" it puts the brush in the bucket or it gets the hose again..."
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In reply to: alls i know is i'm sleeping on my back with a ball-gag in my mouth! :lol:
i thought this was all harmless, what's the word, spray... but as the time approaches i am growing increasingly scared. i'm not so sure about drinking anything but water or setting down my axes for fear i might be buggered by a mountain man OR left alone with skibby in the back seat / geriatric ward.
okay, i'm over it. 68 hours till my plane ride.
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yeah ... fortunately for [i:315172598b]me[/i:315172598b], i'm pretty sure [i:315172598b]i [/i:315172598b]won't be gettin' buggered!
damn this burning and itching! :wink:
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