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drkodos
Mar 24, 2004, 11:44 PM
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I will lead Fear of Flying onsite for you to watch me poop my pants...
Enchanted Rock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
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timstich
Mar 25, 2004, 1:38 AM
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In reply to: I will lead Fear of Flying onsite for you to watch me poop my pants... Enchanted Rock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
Good choice. One of the worthy routes at that crag. Be sure to bring extra big gear. Do Shrike after that one. Ha ha ha! Actually, while you are at Buzzard's Roost, do Eat. A mighty fine outing, that 'un.
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tenn_dawg
Mar 25, 2004, 1:56 AM
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Kodos,
All this BS aside, my calender says that you were supposed to be arriving in the south yesterday. Where in the hell are you?
Get off the damn computer, get your drive on, and come friggin climbing. Climbing in the company of THIS kind of spray is about the only thing that could get my head out of the books and back on the rocks. Fecking entertainment for sure1
There's a couple of .11R routes at T-wall I've been too pussy to lead. I'd still like to climb em though. Feel like taking the rack? I've got 5 quickdraws and a gear sling. That's all we'll need right?
Oh, do you have a harness I can borrow? I haven't bought one yet...
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 2:02 AM
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In reply to: Kodos, All this BS aside, my calender says that you were supposed to be arriving in the south yesterday. Where in the hell are you? Get off the damn computer, get your drive on, and come friggin climbing. Climbing in the company of THIS kind of spray is about the only thing that could get my head out of the books and back on the rocks. Fecking entertainment for sure1 There's a couple of .11R routes at T-wall I've been too pus sy to lead. I'd still like to climb em though. Feel like taking the rack? I've got 5 quickdraws and a gear sling. That's all we'll need right? Oh, do you have a harness I can borrow? I haven't bought one yet...
I was here wanking with the Red Rock Rendezvous and then did some more climbing with an old friend Monday and Tuesday.
As for T walll, I will be there with certainty on the days mentioned, even if it rains! I'd rather get my fingers in some of that sweet T Wall crack than some face climbing nightmare, but I am sure you will be able to talk me into something fecked up if you can make it.
HARNESSES? Come on.....swami it babe.
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camhead
Mar 25, 2004, 2:06 AM
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In reply to: I will lead Fear of Flying onsite for you to watch me poop my pants... Enchanted Rock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm
Fear of Flying is frickin sweeeeeeet. check out this poser on it.
http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=10804
and Shrike? bwaaaaaahahahaha!!!! heh, like, it makes a good toprope, but......
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gumb
Mar 25, 2004, 2:09 AM
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Are those capris, or just pants rolled up like wanna-be-capris?
I bet you listen to Streisand to get "pumped".
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 2:09 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I will lead Fear of Flying onsite for you to watch me poop my pants... Enchanted Rock.......mmmmmmmmmmmm Fear of Flying is frickin sweeeeeeet. check out this poser on it. http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=10804 and Shrike? bwaaaaaahahahaha!!!! heh, like, it makes a good toprope, but......
I did a route similar to this yesterday here in Red Rock, but the fecker had HOLDS on it!
Damn that looks intimdating.....I can't wait!
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camhead
Mar 25, 2004, 2:13 AM
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that second little roof up there is the last place that you can place gear (#5 camalot). fweeeeeep.
and that poser totally listens to Streissand to get PUMPED.
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donie
Mar 25, 2004, 3:06 AM
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richyfag, dont forget yur big cams..........................
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timstich
Mar 25, 2004, 6:00 AM
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If you are camping out there at E-Rock, and you should, be sure to check out the Kingdom of Zilch boulders near the campsites. There's a nice route there called "Heat Stroke." All told though, if you have never been to this place and don't expect to come back often, you must do the Tripple Crack sanctuary. Grass, Middle, Becky's, and Owl Crack are all must dos. And they are right next to each other and in the shade at the base.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 6:33 AM
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In reply to: If you are camping out there at E-Rock, and you should, be sure to check out the Kingdom of Zilch boulders near the campsites. There's a nice route there called "Heat Stroke." All told though, if you have never been to this place and don't expect to come back often, you must do the Tripple Crack sanctuary. Grass, Middle, Becky's, and Owl Crack are all must dos. And they are right next to each other and in the shade at the base.
I appreciate the beta. If camhead and I can coordiante our schedules, I will have one day there on the way back to Vegas, so I really just want to hit the goods.
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dirtineye
Mar 25, 2004, 8:06 AM
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Drk, Twall is SH!T. You do not know a thing about southern sandstone.
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 4:43 PM
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In reply to: Tusconalex: I am glad you are entertained for that is what it is all about....your enjoyment. Now go wax your body again and keep it in prime shape for all those boyz that can't resist your ......charms. The biggest difference between me ansd you is you just sat there like a mouse when we met, but your bravado grows when you spew here because your testosterone only works when you are safely aways from others, eh?
I shave, not wax. Get your shi!t straight before you start spouting off! Had the weatherman known you were going to be at the RRR the forecast surely would have called for showers and I would have been prepared with my raingear thus being able to get closer to you than 10 feet. And besides, you already had a hostage, er captive audience at the rc.com table and I'm antisocial anyway. Since you love the sound of your own voice so much introducing yourself to me would been icing on the cake for you.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 5:31 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Tusconalex: I am glad you are entertained for that is what it is all about....your enjoyment. Now go wax your body again and keep it in prime shape for all those boyz that can't resist your ......charms. The biggest difference between me ansd you is you just sat there like a mouse when we met, but your bravado grows when you spew here because your testosterone only works when you are safely aways from others, eh? I shave, not wax. Get your shi!t straight before you start spouting off! Had the weatherman known you were going to be at the RRR the forecast surely would have called for showers and I would have been prepared with my raingear thus being able to get closer to you than 10 feet. And besides, you already had a hostage, er captive audience at the rc.com table and I'm antisocial anyway. Since you love the sound of your own voice so much introducing yourself to me would been icing on the cake for you.
Thanks for the nice words.
But alas, I am actually really deaf and cannot even hear my own voice (one of the reasons I speak loudly!)
At least you admit people actually interacted with me, unlike the rest of the fecks that choose to ignore, senor!
As for antisocial; I certainly did not stray too far into the fray myslef......too many communicable diseases!
http://www.rockclimbing.com/...p.cgi?Detailed=28455
Is that you? :wink:
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 5:49 PM
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Nope, not me. I was probably at my SPORT CLIMBING clinic with Adam Stack when that picture was taken.
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 6:19 PM
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Bzzt, try again.
Not me either. The schwag bags had more than enough free stuff for me, most of which I gave to friends of mine that didn't go.
All that spraying to gumbs and n00bs wear you out kodos?
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 6:23 PM
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yes it is tiring to talk sheet all day.
Lots of energy to concoct lies and fabricate tales.
And that wasn't even me and my son and daughter at that house. That whole shindig was rented just so I could pretend I live somewhere.
I am looking for a nice GE Whirlpool box to move into.
Don't make me post the "REAL' pictures of you in Vegas....hubba hubba :wink:
Gay porn is a violation if the TOS....... :!:
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 6:36 PM
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In reply to: Don't make me post the "REAL' pictures of you in Vegas....hubba hubba :wink: Gay porn is a violation if the TOS....... :!:
Watch it man, you're not my type. And didn't you have better things to do in Vegas then stalk me with your camera? I'm sure there had to be a gumb or n00b somewhere that didn't hear your speech about sticky rubber, free soloing or X rated trad routes.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 6:39 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Don't make me post the "REAL' pictures of you in Vegas....hubba hubba :wink: Gay porn is a violation if the TOS....... :!: Watch it man, you're not my type. And didn't you have better things to do in Vegas then stalk me with your camera? I'm sure there had to be a gumb or n00b somewhere that didn't hear your speech about sticky rubber, free soloing or X rated trad routes.
I am nobodies type..... :cry:
You left out the part about having to climb stoned.
Or with a watermelon hanging from your arse.
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donie
Mar 25, 2004, 6:40 PM
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you 2 are long lost lovers from medievil times...............
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camhead
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In reply to: If you are camping out there at E-Rock, and you should, be sure to check out the Kingdom of Zilch boulders near the campsites. There's a nice route there called "Heat Stroke." All told though, if you have never been to this place and don't expect to come back often, you must do the Tripple Crack sanctuary. Grass, Middle, Becky's, and Owl Crack are all must dos. And they are right next to each other and in the shade at the base.
Heat Stroke is fun, but not super classic. Triple Craxxx are was good for moderates, but they are ALWAYS saturated with people, and are close to the areas that the toproping Boy Scouts always infest. feh.
Although, my [spray]sick hard headpoint project[/spray] is right near there, so maybe we can hit it.
Still, I'm thinking for the tour (and correct me if you do not approve, tim) we can start at Buzzard's Roost, do Little Feat(1), Fear of Flying, Texas Crude(2), maybe Shrike(3), go around the corner to hit Eat(4) and the Wick(5), then jump across the canyon to hit Mirage(6) and Whimpy Crack(7) (word), run by South America boulder(8) for some moderates on the way to Ding Dongs & Taco Sauce(9) and maybe Standing Wave(10), and finally hit Scrambled Egg Sandwich(11) and False Determination(12) on our way to Top Choice(13), and then finally run by motorboat rock to dodge rappellers and check out Shocker(14).
that would be $$$.
stoked?
footnotes to route names:
1. 5.9 handcrack, short and sweet
2. 5.10b handcrack, painful
3. 5.12b sketchy layback with a sharp razor decapitator flake
4. 5.10a elegant series of fingercracks and slab moves
5. 5.10d r weird slab with sketchy fixed pitons
6. 5.9 wide hands
7. 5.11d two-move sketchy steep finger crack
8. 5.8 junior fear of flying wide layback
9. 5.11c/d wide hands roof crack to finger slabby
10. 5.11c arching fingertips undercling balancy and bouldery
11. 5.10b steep hand crack
12. 5.11b sandbagged roof crack to offwidth
13. 5.10c steep thin hands crack, CLASSIC, the best
14. 5.12a/b r/x bouldery dyno to a sketchfest fingertips lay/lieback
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tucsonalex
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In reply to: I am nobodies type..... :cry:
Hopefully that means there are no little drkodos juniors running around.
In reply to: You left out the part about having to climb stoned. Or with a watermelon hanging from your arse.
I have have been standing in line for food during that part. I'm sure I'll have a chance to hear it again sometime as you seem to be lacking new material and just repeat the same old stories from your glory days.
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andy_reagan
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Kodos, you sir, are a goddamn asset to this pathetic website.
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rrrADAM
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Did one of the n00bs or gumbs bust you in your lip, or is that Herpes ??? :lol:
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