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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:20 PM
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As a visitor from another world, I would like to say thanks for all the wonderful memories! But there have been none.
As part of my report to the home planet, I have compiled a list.
Here then, is my list, of the 10 most disturbing things about your planet, Earth.
!! WARNING !! THERE ARE MANY DISTURBING IMAGES AND IDEAS IN THIS THREAD !!
#10
http://www.cloroxreadymop.com/...es/the_view_cast.gif
http://www.furisdead.com/worst/starjonesb.jpg
Disturbing is perhaps too tame a word to be used in conjunction with these images.
How do these harpy miscreants warrant anyone listening to them? No wonder divorce rates are so high.
These are the types of females that make a man fornicate cactus. I do not think the species has much chance for survival if males are forced to procreate with one of these.
Did you hear Star Jones was busted?
Yes. The looked up her dress and found fifty pounds of crack!
Men of earth....what have you done to your women to make them react like this?
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:30 PM
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http://www.jerrylewiscomedy.com/...phoneyphonecalls.gif
http://www.filmthreat.com/...560_clowncried1X.jpg
Jerry Lewis and his film The Day the Clown Cried
A remarkably disturbing man makes an even more disturbing film. The first effort to associate Naziism, fascism, the Holocasut and family entertainment.
Not to be outdone, that Jerry Lewis Wannbee, Roberto Begnini, made his own demented clown in a concentration camp comedy.
What fun those Nazis were!
FAULT: The French. They liked him. People in America righly had it figured that if they would only ignore him he would go away. Those beret loving poodle sniffing frogs had to give him a big head! Have you seen recnt pics? That head is really big, I am telling you !
I am not being cruel when I say Macy's was hoping to use it next Thanksgiving.....
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:42 PM
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# 8
CLOWNS !!
http://content.rollingstone.com/.../Images/00321303.jpg
http://www.clownz.com/images/fire-clown.jpg
What kind of disturbed and twisted human being paints his face to pretend he his happy? A sick and disturbed psychotic one.
I know I am not alone in this one folks. Clowns are evil. They scare the feck out of little children, farm animals and anyone with an ounce of common sense.
In reply to: Artist Lyrics: Dr.Demento Song Lyrics: Kinko The Clown Album Lyrics: [Buy] Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! Kinko's in his Kinko car, pockets full of change lots of dirty pictures and sticky candy canes. All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigaretts. -Hi boys and girls, my name is Kinko the clown!!! -Hi Kinko!!! -And I really love you boys and girls!!! Really, really.... -Awwww -But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot handing out stale tootsie rolls to you rugrats, so if anyone wants to come back to Kinko's trailer and massage his legs, he'd really really like it. Really, really..... Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! We go to Kinkos clubhouse, sometimes after school we play in Kinkos crawl space, there's never any room We have to sit on Kinkos lap there's never any chairs Kinko likes to tickle us and give us funny stares. -Gee I haven't had this much fun since Christmas when I got to play Santa Clause and all the boys and girls got to sit on Kinko's lap- -Mommy mommy! Kinko hurt me!- -But that was in Indianapolis and thanks to the liberal reciprocity laws here Kinko can be with you boys and girls today or anytime. Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbuy Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI But Kinko has some handcuffs on his eyes were full of tears said "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years!" Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown the parents wanna beat me up and run me outa town! Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town! -Bye boy's and girls!!!! -Bye Kinko! See you at the turn of the century! -Kinko really love you boys and girls!! Really, really....
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Mc Donald's.
Making that transparent drug addict freak Ronald a national Spokeman has done more harm to people's waistlines than corn syrup.
Honorable Mention: Bozo
http://www.msu.edu/~steeleph/Bozo.gif
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camhead
Mar 25, 2004, 9:43 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: !! WARNING !! THERE ARE MANY DISTURBING IMAGES AND IDEAS IN THIS THREAD !! TOS...remember!
shuddupayamouth and move my thread back to general, bittch.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:43 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: !! WARNING !! THERE ARE MANY DISTURBING IMAGES AND IDEAS IN THIS THREAD !! TOS...remember!
Get the joke!
I find Star Jones' image disturbing, but I do not think it is a violation.
hahahahahahaha
mod n00b
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styndall
Mar 25, 2004, 9:43 PM
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In reply to: These are the types of females that make a man fornicate cactus. I do not think the species has much chance for survival if males are forced to procreate with one of these.
Just so you know, fornicate is not a transitive verb. You want fornicate with cactus. err.... well... grammatically, anyway. I don't think anyone really want to fornicate with cactus.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:45 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: These are the types of females that make a man fornicate cactus. I do not think the species has much chance for survival if males are forced to procreate with one of these. Just so you know, fornicate is not a transitive verb. You want fornicate with cactus. err.... well... grammatically, anyway. I don't think anyone really want to fornicate with cactus.
So noted.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 9:51 PM
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tusconalex, please look at the first clown image, clown.
way ahead of you buddy, as usual.
....more to come....
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 9:53 PM
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In reply to: tusconalex, please look at the first clown image, clown. way ahead of you buddy, as usual. ....more to come....
Ahh, didn't notice that one. Anyway, I find them entertaining, not disturbing.
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drkodos
Mar 25, 2004, 10:05 PM
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#7
Willard Scott
http://www.msnbc.com/...s/Global/scott_w.jpg
In reply to: The ebullient Willard Scott has made mornings much brighter for millions of “Today” viewers since he first appeared on the program in March 1980, reporting on the weather. He joined “Today” after having performed similar duties, beginning in 1968, at WRC-TV, the NBC Television Station in Washington, D.C.
Anyone this happy all the time has a serious psychosis. It is not normal to be having fun at every turn of the clock. I suspect Willard is really a robot from another planet that is competing with my planet and is really here spying on me!
The way he looks at me when he tells me about Sandra Boynton, the 103 year-old smoking shuffleboard lady as he moves all too lithely for a large man across the NBC studio floor prognasticating the future. He keeps looking at me! Make him stop it!
He is a charlatan! He is not reallypredicting the weather! He is reading all that from some kind of screen or something. I know he is, but I can't prove it.
Did you know he was the ORIGINAL Ronald McDonal? It is true!!
http://www.thejoyboys.com/pix/bozo5.jpg
From The Joy Boys
In reply to: Willard Scott as Ronald McDonald Added July 7! We now have the first three Ronald McDonald commercials in video format! In the early 1960s, in addition to his radio work, Willard Scott played Bozo the Clown on a local children's TV show. Children love clowns and hamburgers, so it was only natural for Bozo the Clown to make an appearance when the first McDonald's hamburger stand opened in Alexandria, Virginia. Willard tells the story in his book, The Joy Of Living: At the time, Bozo was the hottest children's show on the air. You could probably have sent Pluto the Dog or Dumbo the Elephant over and it would have been equally as successful. But I was there, and I was Bozo... There was something about the combination of hamburgers and Bozo that was irresistable to kids... That's why when Bozo went off the air a few years later, the local McDonald's people asked me to come up with a new character to take Bozo's place. So, I sat down and created Ronald McDonald. So Ronald McDonald was born, wearing a paper cup on his nose and a cardboard carry-out tray on his head. (Notice the milk shake, hamburger, and fries on top of the tray.) McDonald's corporate web site credits Willard as being the first Ronald McDonald. Unfortunately, McDonald's chose another actor when they took the character into a nationwide ad campaign. Willard started playing Ronald in 1963, while the Joy Boys were going strong on WRC. The first Ronald McDonald commercials were filmed that year, with Willard on camera, and Joy Boys partner Ed Walker doing the voice-over announcements. We have three of those commercials here, in audio clips with still frame images. Or, click here for video clips instead!
Click on their link above to hit their site and view their videos!
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djmeat
Mar 25, 2004, 10:21 PM
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I would like to nominate Dr. Gene ray of
www.timecube.com
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fame as the number 1 most distribing character on the planet!!!!!
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sharpender
Mar 25, 2004, 10:34 PM
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Ronald McDonald.
True story. One early actor in the character of Ronald was known to be a boozer. Following an appearance in a small town to remain unnamed (I wasn't there and don't recall but think desert) Ronald arrived at the airport in a shall we say not fully in his faculties state. He proceeded to set the metal detector off. Despite remove keys, coins, belt, et all the detecter still clanged. Ronald in his wonderous condition volunatarily decided to strip all adornment from his body. It is presumed in the story that he is not in the floppy shoed costume and caked makeup. The detector continued to clang. See Ronald was just proving that the good doctors in their wisdom had fixed whatever physical ailment Ronald had with metal. clowns are fun.
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robgordon
Mar 25, 2004, 11:18 PM
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everyone shut up and let kodos post his list, he is ON FIAHH!
get your own thread tards.
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tucsonalex
Mar 25, 2004, 11:29 PM
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Chill out rob, we're just keeping you entertained until kodos comes back to finish the list. That is if he ever plans on finishing the list, whatever happened to those awards he was giving out?
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drkodos
Mar 26, 2004, 12:08 AM
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#6
NAMBLA
Disturbing on the deepest levels of what I think it is to be a human being.
That this organization is real and really exists and no one does anything about it is shocking beyond the stars. On my planet, we would turn these sick fecks into batteries to power our Matrix.
Dennis Miller comments that they should all be castrated and change the name to:
North
American
My
Balls
Lack
Attachments
I concur.
These are sick fecks, and I won't even make a joke on this one.
They give homosexuality and bad name and make bestiality look like something from Leave it to Beaver.
In this post of comedy, a little severity is needed to break the monotony.
Folks, the sick psychos are for real. They are to young boys what a white sheet and a burning cross are to non-whites. They need to ferretted out and destroyed. In this day and age of PC rhetoric, they have found a new and wider crack in your society to pormulgate their sickness.
Instead of attacking me, your low grade morons, find a target worthy or your derision, such as these pig feckers.
But instead, you wanna make me the scourge of the web. While you pine away at what a lameass I am, they gain strength.
Keep fiddling while Rome burns......n00bs in the real world.
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drkodos
Mar 26, 2004, 12:32 AM
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ok. back to satire (sort of):
#5
Walt Disney
& Disney Inc.
http://i.timeinc.net/...ages/main_disney.jpg
An anti-semitic, Nazi propaganda film maker starts the largest and most influential image machine that takes over the minds of children and adults alike and makes them believe in revisionist white bread history.
In reply to: AP Walt Disney in 1941 Walt Disney The first multimedia empire was built on animation. Its happy toons masked the founder's darker soul By RICHARD SCHICKEL Intro: Big Wheels Turning 21st Century: The Future of Business Monday, Dec. 7, 1998 He created Mickey Mouse and produced the first full-length animated movie. He invented the theme park and originated the modern multimedia corporation. For better or worse, his innovations have shaped our world and the way we experience it. But the most significant thing Walt Disney made was a good name for himself. It was, of course, long ago converted into a brand name, constantly fussed over, ferociously defended, first by Disney, latterly by his corporate heirs and assigns. Serving as a beacon for parents seeking clean, decent entertainment for their children, the Disney logo — a stylized version of the founder's signature--more generally promises us that anything appearing beneath it will not veer too far from the safe, sound and above all cheerful American mainstream, which it defines as much as serves. That logo also now identifies an institution whose $22 billion in annual sales make it the world's largest media company. It purveys many products that would have been unimaginable to its founder, a few of which (the odd TV show, the occasional R movie) might even have been anathemas to him. Not that one sees him pondering long over such trifles, as his company fulfills the great commercial destiny this complex and darkly driven man always dreamed for it.
Now frozen like a popsicle, good ole Walt must be spinnin is the grave as Jewish Michael Eisner threatens to put bagels on the menu at the Tragic Kingdom.
I guess when all the jews and darkies are gone, they have plans to thaw him. Ever notice that when some things freeze they get even whiter?
http://adisneyworld.disney.go.com/...omo/promo_cirque.jpg
Disney is the enemy of independent thinking, folks. They bastardize, homogenize, corrupt and revise evry version of history they can buy. For that is what they do. They buy the rights to historic events and then spin them. They won the rights to Winnie-the-Pooh in a lawsuit against the family of A.A. Milne. Now Winnie is their largest $$$ maker. Did you know that? Did you know that the person that Christopher Riobbin is based upon died pennyless because Disney fecked his family?
Swell guys, Disney and crew.
Mickey Mouse was plagiarized from another artist.
The entire Disney empire is built on Faux.
And the people that like it are as Fuax as it is.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Mermaid/IMAG0000.JPG
Click here!! for a start to some good anti Disney stuff.
From the site:
In reply to: Parents who bought Disney's "The Little Mermaid" home video were a bit taken aback to see what looked like a pretty damn good rendition of a penis on the front cover. Rumors started circulating shortly after the release of the videocassette edition of "The Little Mermaid" that the uh.....Thingie had been deliberately drawn by a disgruntled Disney artist who was told he'd be laid off at the end of the prject and was under pressure to hurry it up. Disney was quick to say that the resemblance between the castle spire and a pretty damn good rendition of a penis but it was a coincidence. And that the guy really didn't really work for them, really. And nobody was unhappy or being fired. Everything is Happy in the Magic Kingdom! Which is of course what they'd say.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Mermaid/IMAG0001.JPG
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Mar 26, 2004, 4:34 AM
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You have to be joking. NAMBLA are for real? I thought it was just a South Park piss take. Thats is scary.
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drkodos
Mar 26, 2004, 4:52 AM
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In reply to: You have to be joking. NAMBLA are for real? I thought it was just a South Park piss take. Thats is scary.
yes they are real. I will not provide a link.
Google it and see for yourselves.
Truly disturbing and about as low as you humans can get.......
.....until you see the top 4 !!!
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wallwombat
Mar 26, 2004, 5:11 AM
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No. I'll take your word for it. I'm not googling that. Truly f%*ked up stuff.
Incidently, I too, find clowns incredibly disturbing. Here's three very disturbing examples:
http://www.waxvisual.com/wmd/idiots.jpg
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