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calamity_chk
Jun 29, 2004, 11:34 PM
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um, hmm .. i was thinking about breaking the TOS if i could pick my own licker.
as for me licking, um, do i have to lick the person who breaches the TOS, or can i lick someone else (that i would prefer to lick) and let the punishment be that they know they missed a good licking ?
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angry
Jun 29, 2004, 11:41 PM
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You may pick your own liquor, you may not pick your own licker.
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macherry
Jun 29, 2004, 11:48 PM
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In reply to: um, hmm .. i was thinking about breaking the TOS if i could pick my own licker. as for me licking, um, do i have to lick the person who breaches the TOS, or can i lick someone else (that i would prefer to lick) and let the punishment be that they know they missed a good licking ?
hee hee hee that made me giggle!
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caughtinside
Jun 30, 2004, 12:26 AM
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Attention: I have spammed all forums, alerting RC.com that Mr. Fshizzle has sport climbed, and has even done so on a Red Rope.
That I have peed on.
Your house of cards is toppling. Good day.
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 12:37 AM
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Slander
Fshizzle has upgraded caughtinsides tarpit to muave
Only I am allowed to pee on my rope.
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caughtinside
Jun 30, 2004, 12:40 AM
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It's written, so it's libel.
Get a blue one! For me to pee on.
I don't take a c0ckpunching lightly.
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dirtineye
Jun 30, 2004, 12:45 AM
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I'm nominating this thread for most inspired and funniest thread of the year-- make that decade.
Unless that violates the TOS.
If amber sport climbs, can I be the one who checks her for balls, in order to determine her punishment? I can see that being a moderator under THIS TOS may indeed have it's perks.
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philbox
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Jun 30, 2004, 12:58 AM
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In reply to: A designated licker huh? On paper I like the idea but what if mountain_of_meat_chick78 mentions she looks good in a bikini and doesn't post pics? This is a clear violation of the TOS. At 256lbs and 78 years old I don't think she looks good in a bikini, yet the TOS has been violated. Ewwwww.
Of course my opinion matters not in this private forum as I am only an ordinary user in here but a suggestion if I may oh senior mod of this lick my sweaty TOS forum.
Would it not be a good idea to instantly ban anyone who does post up such fattitudeness bikini pics. Merely a suggestion and I await your guidance oh great one.
On another note I have a tear forming in the corner of my eye that Amber would include a quote of mine in her new sig, sniff, I`m getting all choked up now.
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djmeat
Jun 30, 2004, 1:03 AM
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In reply to: I'm nominating this thread for most inspired and funniest thread of the year-- make that decade.
I don't know man. There is some pretty funny stuff just waiting to be dug up.
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 1:46 AM
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DJmeat has been asshat tarpitted
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calamity_chk
Jun 30, 2004, 1:56 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I'm nominating this thread for most inspired and funniest thread of the year-- make that decade. I don't know man. There is some pretty funny stuff just waiting to be dug up.
oh - get pirate's conversations with himself. those were brilliant
ps - dirt, i appreciate your concern for wanting to make sure that i dont have balls - but my digression from aid to sport should indicate as much.
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dirtineye
Jun 30, 2004, 2:09 AM
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In reply to: ps - dirt, i appreciate your concern for wanting to make sure that i dont have balls - but my digression from aid to sport should indicate as much.
Oh no dear, I promise you, it would be no trouble at all. We need to be sure! Besides, I have heard that sport climbers have half the usual number of balls, to go along with their allotment of wits.
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philbox
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Jun 30, 2004, 2:16 AM
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Hmmm, some of the sport climbs I`ve seen at Girrawheen put up on cheese grater slabs with huge runouts would need pretty huge kahoonas to climb. Hats off to the leader who put these up on lead.
Oops sorry, talking about climbing in this forum is verbotten, my mistake. Will an abject apology to the great mastah suffice to keep me from being tarpitted. Bow scrape, lick boots in supplication. :wink:
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 2:46 AM
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Phil, long scary run-outs with bolts placed on lead IS trad, there just happen to be bolts. I could go into this deeper, but that would violate the TOS.
Amber, I hope you are full of shit. Being full of shit is allowed in the TOS. However, if you are sport climbing. Well I might have to take matters into my own hands. And don't try to run, I'm good on my feet, how bout you?
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calamity_chk
Jun 30, 2004, 5:24 AM
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run, run .. as fast as you can, you cant catch me, i'm the gingerbread man.
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djmeat
Jun 30, 2004, 2:20 PM
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That simply has to be against some rule....some place!!!!!
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 2:22 PM
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Sarcat has been plaid tarpitted for enlarging the wrong picture.
Caughtinside is the self proclaimed pisser of ropes
Amber, I know where you live....
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andy_lemon
Jun 30, 2004, 2:36 PM
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People at my work were like, "dude, what are you doing? looking at sites with dudes in bikinis?!?!" :lol:
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calamity_chk
Jun 30, 2004, 2:54 PM
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i'm HOT in a bikini and i've got pics to prove it - but i refuse to post them .. unless i can pick my own licker .. in which case i will only post the pics after i have been bound and beaten, err severely licked.
john - i'm about to go out of town (again) for five days. you might move faster than me, but i'm better and hide-and-go-seek. nyah.
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 2:55 PM
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Sarcats plaid tarpit has been removed
Commenting on my beer gut is against the TOS
andy_lemon, you are fired, feel free to look at all the pics you want.
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calamity_chk
Jun 30, 2004, 3:09 PM
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what?? why cant we talk about your fat, ugly beer gut??
censorship!
Freedom of Speech!
SOMEONE CALL EFF & THE ACLU - MY LIBERTIES HAVE BEEN VIOLATED !!
it's a conspiracy! i'm being oppressed!
help meeee, i'm melllllting.
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angry
Jun 30, 2004, 3:20 PM
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Amber has been double tarpitted for failing to respect my authoritay and for failing to get me someone to climb with today. She now has the Pink with yellow polka dot tarpit.
The rest of the site has been DUMBASS tarpitted because I cockblocked myself at 3am last night.
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missedyno
Jun 30, 2004, 3:38 PM
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i don't like the dumbass tarpit, may i appeal?
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