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sev
Apr 21, 2008, 5:55 PM
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Bats wrote: Okay...enough!!! Now back to the subject...AJE would do better with a girl with a common background like climbing. Do you agree with this statement, SEV? And just one bit of TEXAS history...Texas was annexed through a hand-shake deal which under the laws of the Republic was not just. And TEXAS is the only state that can legally separate from the United States if it chooses so.
I do not agree with anything you say. The reason for this is that you have no idea what you're talking about, and while your ideas might seem like they somehow relate to each other, it is mostly nonsense.
Earlier in this discussion on the information super highway, I presented the Original Poster (referred to OP from here on out) with a fool-proof, 100% chance of success protocol. If the OP chooses to follow the protocol in great detail, he will succeed in acquiring a suitable female to mate and reproduce with. I thought that I had made my findings pretty clear, but apparently some people are having trouble grasping this very simple concept. It boils down to this:
A male climber's chance of bagging a female (climber or non, it makes absolutely no difference, as hard as that is to believe) is in direct proportion to the size of that climber's trad rack.
Sport climbing, bouldering, and even soloing (this is for you notapplicable) pale in comparison to trad climbing. Is this clear?
As far as I know, Texas is still one of the united states. I may be wrong, however, as this subject is not in my domain. Also you're stupid. And so is Hillary Clinton. Vote Obama.
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I went back and perused some comments that I have missed. Specifically this one:
taydude wrote: I think something important is being forgotten here. If you go climbing with a non-climber lady-friend it is essential to make loud cries of pain while being lowered. This shows her just how huge your package is. This technique is often used in climbing gyms where the screams can be heard by more people. This can help to attract other women in case this one doesn't work out. It also has the side effect of intimidating other males. It should be noted that this technique will NOT work on the seasoned female climber.
I do not have any evidence to support or discredit this claim, but in my personal opinion it seems brilliant. I honestly can't believe that someone of my intellect did not think of it first. Regardless, it is extremely promising and it definitely warrants further research. If taydude can provide us with more than just anecdotal evidence (perhaps a graph, or a data table), that would be great. I am interested to see what the data have to say.
Taydude, thank you for your contribution to this discussion on the information super highway. You are the shining beacon at the end of this dark tunnel through utter ignorance and stupidity. Assuming that the data agree with your hypothesis, I will immediately amend the original protocol to include this.
(This post was edited by sev on Apr 21, 2008, 6:14 PM)
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