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Well the weekend is getting closer.
Coffee is hot and very strong this morning. Bacon is extra crisp and eggs are extra fluffy. A donut for you Marge. All ya'll have a great day.


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Morning Charley.

You beat me to the punch, but I'll spike it anyways.

Looking forward to the weekend. Yet no climbing, all the rock will be weaping anyways. I'll be out in my WFR class enjoying the weather, whether it is sunny, rainy, snowy, windy, sleety, or freezing rain...


I can't get enough coffee today. I'll be programming... Yippie... (<<<----- cant you just smell that excitement!)


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programming... [nelson] Haaaaa Haaaaaaaa [/nelson]

last day this week of 6am coverage.. hurrahh

have fun at wooofer.. remember "The bleeding always stops..... eventually" - some rc.com emt


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7:30 Starts our bash session. All day behind a computer, and no internet!! Arraagh. Sometimes I hate myself.


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Morning guys. That bacon sounds extra fine.

Have a good day all!


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I've always wanted to take a WFR course. No real justification for it though. Even if I got certified, can you imagine lying on the ground, dieing of a snake bite or internal injuries from whatever misfortune has befallen you and wandering down the trail comes me? I sure as hell wouldn't want to see that.

Morning all. I'll take some of that bacon and some coffee please.


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yea chad.. your dark humor isnt exactly comforting either ;)
"AHH my leg is broken!" "ehh.. parking lot is like a mile that way.. you're fucked. hey is that a cam up there??(ignoring its attached to the rope he's tied into) Booty!" Sly


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jakedatc wrote:
yea chad.. your dark humor isnt exactly comforting either ;)
"AHH my leg is broken!" "ehh.. parking lot is like a mile that way.. you're fucked. hey is that a cam up there??(ignoring its attached to the rope he's tied into) Booty!" Sly

HEY!!!!!!Mad




I wouldn't ignore the rope, it will likely lead directly to the cam, Duh!!!

Besides, everyone knows that the appropriate wilderness aid for a broken leg in a remote location is amputation. That way the victim is carrying less dead weight when they hop out on their one good leg. I've always got my Leatherman and I remember how to tie a tourniquet.Cool


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which leads to 2 of my 3 favorite quotes..

"Don't worry this won't hurt me a bit" and the bleeding one ;)

mm amputation.. reminds me of the BSA's old lifeguarding protocol.. to rescue a struggling swimmer give them a nice punch to the head to knock them out and then drag them in. Crazy
so not only drowning but with a head injury as well

well i had an amusing as hell moment this morning.. 4 of the track girls found a way to fit all their shins in the cold whirlpool at once.. all wearing the little neoprene toe cozy's


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mm amputation.. reminds me of the BSA's old lifeguarding protocol.. to rescue a struggling swimmer give them a nice punch to the head to knock them out and then drag them in. Crazy
so not only drowning but with a head injury as well

Better a headache than feeding the carp at the bottom of a lake. Believe you me, if I'm ever trying to rescue you and you're fighting me and threatening my safety I'm sure as hell knocking your ass out. Either that or swimming back to shore alone. Laugh


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yea.. luckily red cross and YMCA protocols include some sort of flotation tube/bouy so you just fling them that and let them chill out or if they grab ya then suck, tuck and duck out of there :)

anyway. off to clinic


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Yeah, the BSA lifeguard icludes trainig for swimming in remote locations where a rescue buoy or pole may not be available. And the bit about cold-cocking someone has always been an absolute last resort measure.

Plus, you know how many time's I've taken one on the jaw nad m'I jsut fnie. drain bamage is nto a reel cunsern.


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Morning yinz.
It's a hard rain's a gonna fall.


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morning boys!!! I'm up early this am, getting my daughter off to band practice. I promised to make her a mocha latte this am. I'm amazed at how coffee can improve my daughter's morning mood!!!

Ski hill opens tomorrow, yeah skiing. I have my first job consultation with my boss tomorrow pm. don't know when my starting date is.

thanks for the bacon and donuts charley, you're a sweetyWink


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Morning, gang. More coffee for me, black, please. It's 8 am and I've already been up for 4 hours.

48 hour shift at work, then off to cover a multi-team rugby tourney on Sat/Sun. Seems the players have been known to get hurt from time to time and the organizers want medical staff, "just in case."

I will have some grits, too, if anyone is cooking.


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Bacon - Yay!!
Donuts - Yippeee!!
Ski-season - Yay!
20F Wind Chill in TX - Boooo!!!
Rugby - Yeah!!
Grits - Bleechhkk!!!

This place has officially gone from a boring, flat place to be.... to a boring, flat, fcuking freezing place to be!! My ears are falling off.... I hardly complain about the cold, but this is just wrong!! Hello, weatherman... I'm in Texas!Unsure


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But I don't want eggs and bacon! Could I please have Belgian waffles, yogurt and fruit salad? Or at least a special-order omelet?

Coffee would be good though. Parent-teacher conferences at 7:30 am are not meant for people who climb until 11 pm the night before...


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lena_chita wrote:
But I don't want eggs and bacon! Could I please have Belgian waffles, yogurt and fruit salad?...

NO! You'll have bacon and eggs and you'll like it! Why, when I was a kid, we had to walk uphill for 3 miles in the snow, barefoot, and then wait 6 hours for the damn chicken to pop out an egg. You should be grateful! Wink

Oh, and Kachoong??
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Grits - Bleechhkk!!!

Them's fighting words, bubba.


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Oh, and Kachoong??
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Grits - Bleechhkk!!!

Them's fighting words, bubba.
I'd rather eat an eyeball salad! Tongue


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macherry wrote:
morning boys!!! I'm up early this am, getting my daughter off to band practice. I promised to make her a mocha latte this am. I'm amazed at how coffee can improve my daughter's morning mood!!!

Ski hill opens tomorrow, yeah skiing. I have my first job consultation with my boss tomorrow pm. don't know when my starting date is.

thanks for the bacon and donuts charley, you're a sweetyWink

Good Luck Macherry, with your new venture! :)
We've had some crappy crappy cold weather.
I was hoping for black ice...so I wake to rain. poop.
so no late start for me :(
real work /real day.
;)

I can only imagine how coffee can improve your daugters mood...
Coffee is...well...

heroin!

:D!! (hate the new smileys )


Laugh

~T


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it must be the combination of chocolate and coffee to calm the hormonal rages of a teenage girl. No comments "i having nothing to wear" or "I hate my hair/school/life, etc" this am

ah, peace


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yep...
it's a tap in her veins.

good stuff!!

I truly have that deep breath, and feel that high...when it finally hits my veins.

I'm a freak!!

~T


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Is grits a bit like porridge or am I thinking of totally the wrong thing?


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Buenos días gente...

Woke up in a great mood, 2 hours in the office and I am already grumpy as hell...

I'll take a HUGE black coffee (no sugar, no milk), bacon, eggs, grits... the works.

Marge, I actually stopped drinking coffee first thing in the morning because on those rare occasions that I couldn't have it, my temper was so bad it usually got me in trouble.

Have a good one everybody...

-F


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top of the morning folks


been a wee under the weather the past couple of days

as ~T mentioned, shyte weather; though, if she didn't need the truck...I could make a run up the mountain.

starving this morning...and fresh outta bacon


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reno wrote:

NO! You'll have bacon and eggs and you'll like it! Why, when I was a kid, we had to walk uphill for 3 miles in the snow, barefoot, and then wait 6 hours for the damn chicken to pop out an egg. You should be grateful! Wink

Just 3 miles? Phew! We had to walk for 6 miles one-way, and carry AK47s to make the farmers more eager to part with their chicken eggs.

Maybe THAT's why I don't want eggs?

Besides, I'm a mother now, *I* get to tell my kids what they are going to eat AND like it, too.


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jakedatc wrote:
reminds me of the BSA's old lifeguarding protocol.. to rescue a struggling swimmer give them a nice punch to the head to knock them out and then drag them in. Crazy
so not only drowning but with a head injury as well

In my SAR (Search and Rescue swimmer) school they taught us some nifty techniques, punching in the head was one. Pulling them under was another... That one was my fav.


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epoch wrote:
jakedatc wrote:
reminds me of the BSA's old lifeguarding protocol.. to rescue a struggling swimmer give them a nice punch to the head to knock them out and then drag them in. Crazy
so not only drowning but with a head injury as well

In my SAR (Search and Rescue swimmer) school they taught us some nifty techniques, punching in the head was one. Pulling them under was another... That one was my fav.

Similar tactics are used in the Corps' WSQ course


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Morning peeps. I'll take a coffee with some creamer..no likker just yet. It's been a decent morning..got some blog technical issues fixed, might be gettin' another client (more $$ to support myself) or three in the next week.

AND I'm going to PHX next weekend...climbing will be had. And a lot of other fun times.

Remind me not to need SAR any time ever! I'll take a punch in the head over being pulled under tho. Yikes.


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Trad grits is the same as Polenta :DUCKS: well it is! :takes blow to the head: Crazy corn meal in liquid cooked.. ooof

Yea.. it's amazing how dunking someone who's already having issues lets them know who's now in charge lol luckily i haven't had to make any major rescues as a lifeguard but i can imagine the fun conversations if someone was being a handful. "buddy you better chill out because i can tread water WAY longer than you so i can wait."

it was in the Guardian where Costners guy broke the guy's nose cuz he was fighting. And i totally see the uses for it.. i just think it's funny to think about.


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AND I'm going to PHX next weekend...climbing will be had. And a lot of other fun times.

No shit? Holler if you want to climb. I'm off 7th through 10th. Or even if you just want to get a green chile burger and a beer from Greaswood Flats.


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reno wrote:
maww wrote:
AND I'm going to PHX next weekend...climbing will be had. And a lot of other fun times.

No shit? Holler if you want to climb. I'm off 7th through 10th. Or even if you just want to get a green chile burger and a beer from Greaswood Flats.

Nice! Didn't know you were there. I am visiting a good friend and we'll be in Sedona from the Fri night til Sunday. We were thinking of climbing possibly on Sunday afternoon. I'll let you know if we figure something out for sure. Just meeting up would be cool too. I'll be in touch!


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Yawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

need some coffee. Not much sleep last night. Have a 20 page term paper due tomorrow. 25% of my grade for TWO classes. Same paper, same grade, two classes.

My crazy friends are making sucker bets. SUCKERS!!!!! Biatches will be buying $80 worth of beer. mmmmmmmm beer.


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