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angry
Mar 24, 2004, 5:45 AM
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#1 The stupidest names are those who actually name a pro climber in their name. Sharmastyle, etc. It might as well be Idblowsharma334
#2 stupid names are people who name gear or location in the name. Camhead, moabbeth, and the ultimate stupid in this category okinawantricam, both gear and location = loser
#3 Those who try to work climb (or something like it) into their name. The largest category by far, most users can be upgraded to super stupid. This category also has the sheep lining up, ready to be just like each other. Climbsomething (sorry baby, don't hate me), rckclimber, rockscaler2... I could go on forever. This category lacks creativity, I'm not saying you suck, I'm just saying you suck.
#4 The cool kids. Those who make up a name having nothing whatsoever to do with climbing. A name curt, bobd1953 (still don't like him though), mreardon, ... plain old names. Good job guys.
#5 The ultra cool. These are the people that have worthless names, so lame and so pointless that they have to be cool. DJmeat, Fshizzle, Maculated, ....
Bow down biathches, you've just learned why I'm cooler than you one of the ways I can prove it.
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mountainchick82
Mar 24, 2004, 5:47 AM
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hey were does my name fit in? i wanna be bashed with the rest of em!
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okinawatricam
Mar 24, 2004, 5:54 AM
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Thanks for including me in your post, I don't know what I would do if I were not mentioned.
I have decided to name a route fshizzle here in OKinawa just so you can fall uinder the lame name category.
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donie
Mar 24, 2004, 5:57 AM
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whats up with your name snoop dogg? :twisted:
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djmeat
Mar 24, 2004, 6:40 AM
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So what you are saying is any name whether climbing related or not, is lame.
I'm confortable with that.
So my name is lame. good thing my posts aren't(debateable, I know).
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macherry
Mar 24, 2004, 6:47 AM
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ahem, fshizzle, it doesn't get anymore dumba$$ than that.
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knuckles
Mar 24, 2004, 8:05 AM
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I personally feel that there should be a seperate level of hell reserved for stupid flash-in-the-pan catchphrase names... fshizzle may as well be "where's the beef?" or a Monty Python quote... things that should just go away but hang on inexplicably, like my Dad still doing that "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay..." routine.
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alwaysforward
Mar 24, 2004, 8:11 AM
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fshizzle is so goth.
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drkodos
Mar 24, 2004, 8:27 AM
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In reply to: #5 The ultra cool. These are the people that have worthless names, so lame and so pointless that they have to be cool. DJmeat, Fshizzle, Maculated, ....
maculated is a real word. It means freckled, or to be covered in spots.
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wildtrail
Mar 24, 2004, 2:48 PM
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In reply to: hey were does my name fit in? i wanna be bashed with the rest of em!
Your name fits in with the women just fine. Another _______chick of some sort. There's a whole list of "chicks". Not to be mean, and you can slap me in the face for this, but you ladies have got to do something original.
*As my freinds "amber_chk, climbchick, and pinnaclechick punch me in the gut.*
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wildtrail
Mar 24, 2004, 2:54 PM
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Oh, and I'd like to say that "fshizzle" is ranks up there. But, that's just me. If find all that "gangsta" rap lingo retarded.
However, you are right. "fshizzle" beats the pants off "sharmaclimber" and the like.
I was thinking about changing mine from "wildtrail" to "iloveconradanker". Then I thought, "that's pretty stupid, Steve" and didn't. :D
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angry
Mar 24, 2004, 3:26 PM
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You need to understand why Fshizzle is so cool. A native Wyomingite, who doesn't listen to rap, doesn't talk gangsta, probably couldn't name 3 rappers....Fshizzle IS irony, that is funny.
Besides, fshizzle is a family name. I immigrated from a villiage in Ireland. Fsh for fishing and izz for ass and le for rogering. So my family is related to giving fish a good ass rogering. Don't make fun of my heritage.
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macherry
Mar 24, 2004, 3:28 PM
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In reply to: You need to understand why Fshizzle is so cool. A native Wyomingite, who doesn't listen to rap, doesn't talk gangsta, probably couldn't name 3 rappers....Fshizzle IS irony, that is funny. Besides, fshizzle is a family name. I immigrated from a villiage in Ireland. Fsh for fishing and izz for ass and le for rogering. So my family is related to giving fish a good ass rogering. Don't make fun of my heritage.
Yeah right :roll:
keep working on that excuse homeboy!
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j_ung
Mar 24, 2004, 3:33 PM
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Me next! Me next! Bust on my name!
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wildtrail
Mar 24, 2004, 3:35 PM
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In reply to: You need to understand why Fshizzle is so cool. A native Wyomingite, who doesn't listen to rap, doesn't talk gangsta, probably couldn't name 3 rappers....Fshizzle IS irony, that is funny. Besides, fshizzle is a family name. I immigrated from a villiage in Ireland. Fsh for fishing and izz for ass and le for rogering. So my family is related to giving fish a good ass rogering. Don't make fun of my heritage.
Okay, that's f*cking impressive!
I seriously just burst out in laughter so hard it have me an instant headache!
You have an art, my friend, and I will never doubt you again!
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camhead
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fshizzle, you be all talk. you be like dat wannabe gangsta on Springah dat be sayin he all dat, and playin like he all dat, but HE AIN'T NONE O DAT. I think it's time you be eatin a large dose o SHUT DA FUKK UP, BIZZITCH! Yo attitude is writin checks dat yo stylee can't cash, and you be takin a one way road to DUMBFUKKLAND wid no off ramps. You be provin dat you cool about as well as a one legged inbreed wid muscular distroffee tryin to toss a cast iron caber ovah a mack truck, yo. why don't you do dat which you do best, like toprope projectin' incredible handcrack?
sheeeit.
also, don't be dissin' on my username. "cam" wuz da tag of my good homie dat got capped in a driveby, know what I'm sayin'? respect, yo.
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angry
Mar 24, 2004, 4:15 PM
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I am just a humble fish raper, I know not this strange language you speak camhead. By the way, you rank as a #2. Not as bad as #1 but pretty lame. If you changed your name to Sharmasquickdraw, I could make a new category.
Projecting the incredibilzzle handcrizzle. Last time I climbed that was for booty, the time before was because gumby didn't bring enough rope. Yo, that cuts man, why you gots to be playa hatin like dat.
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rrrADAM
Mar 24, 2004, 4:26 PM
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Ummm I think "fshizzle" from a white guy has as much cool to it as did Vanilla Ice. Kinda like a Snoop Dog wanabe. :lol:
Names that "try to sound cool" are not cool dude. However, your profile pic is very cool, so it's a wash. :wink:
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camhead
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In reply to: Projecting the incredibilzzle handcrizzle. Last time I climbed that was for booty, the time before was because gumby didn't bring enough rope. Yo, that cuts man, why you gots to be playa hatin like dat.
dude, that was me, and I only bailed because the church youth group I was directing only gave me a 50m static line. so, like, I want my hex back.
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donie
Mar 24, 2004, 5:00 PM
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laid back, with my mind on m'money
and m'money on m'mind................................
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superdiamonddave
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I finally got my composure enough to type something. I have been laughing so freekin hard that my co-workers are starting to take an interest in what I'm doing. Damn, that's some funny sheeit. You guys are killing me. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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pinktricam
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Hooray!!! I have a stupid username (see catagory #2)...*SNIFF*I feel better now :lol: .
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tucsonalex
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Hmm, I guess I break even.
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pinktricam
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In reply to: Hmm, I guess I break even.
No, actually, you'd be the average of #2 (tuscon) and #4 (alex), which is #3. So, basically, your name sucks :wink:
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