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dirtineye
Feb 14, 2005, 6:14 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: I climb to be the best. Period! There is no reason to do anything in life if your going to do it halfway. I will become known in this world. True I will give my condolences to those who do not know me personally, yet. I train harder better, and faster than anyone. It is all I do. Do not attempt something if you do not want to become the best at it. I WILL BE KNOWN, and not for this small pitty post on RC.com Stephen I'll tell you what. I will be 50 on my next birthday and I will give you $1,000 if you can follow me around for a day on my bouldering circuit--and do all my problems. If you can't, all you have to do is post on this forum that you are a shameless weakmo wannabe homo. Do we have a deal? Curt
How many problems is that?
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trguy
Feb 14, 2005, 6:17 AM
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So Stephen, the real question is has genetics played a role in your pursuit/arrival of god-like climbing status?
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coldclimb
Feb 14, 2005, 7:01 AM
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Hahahaha... I hope no one is taking this seriously.
I mean, come on man. You've never even SEEN me climb! The only reason you haven't heard my name all over the news is that I live out in the boonies in Alaska, where the mountains are monstrous, but there are no ABS comps. But it doesn't bother me, because I'm so obviously the best EVER! Ask any of my friends, or people I've climbed with. They'll confirm that it's true! You and your poser Kansas "R0K CLYMBUR" self should just stay quiet and blend into the crowd, so you're not made a laughingstock when they revoke all previous national championships and give them to me. It's going to happen, I already made them start working on it.
I mean, really. I even LOOK studly! And I'm like totally MAGIC when it comes to trad climbing, or anything else, really (yes, including THAT). Where's the cool pics of YOU??? Come on, you expect us to believe you without any PROOF??? Post up, SPRAYLORD! :lol:
http://www.morffed.com/...s/2005/digital02.jpg
Oh, and this picture is also fitting for this thread... :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.morffed.com/...deshow&image=climb01
Also, under NO circumstances should ANY of the above be taken seriously.
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akclimber
Feb 14, 2005, 9:32 AM
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I can't belive this tread got to 6 pages. OMG :oops: :oops: :oops:
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oldfart
Feb 14, 2005, 9:43 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: I climb to be the best. Period! There is no reason to do anything in life if your going to do it halfway. I will become known in this world. True I will give my condolences to those who do not know me personally, yet. I train harder better, and faster than anyone. It is all I do. Do not attempt something if you do not want to become the best at it. I WILL BE KNOWN, and not for this small pitty post on RC.com Stephen I'll tell you what. I will be 50 on my next birthday and I will give you $1,000 if you can follow me around for a day on my bouldering circuit--and do all my problems. If you can't, all you have to do is post on this forum that you are a shameless weakmo wannabe homo. Do we have a deal? Curt How many problems is that?
"I'm talking, and I can't shut up!"
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jcshaggy
Feb 14, 2005, 10:34 AM
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Inbreeding is alive and well.
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yomomma
Feb 14, 2005, 12:21 PM
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Kansasclimber:
Going to Nationals is a cough out. Go directly to Ceuse.
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feanor007
Feb 14, 2005, 1:52 PM
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is he serious?
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kansasclimber
Feb 14, 2005, 2:35 PM
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You see, all that do believe that I am very close to being the best and WILL be the best are thanked. As to coldclimb, it is written, blessed are those who do not see, but believe. My name is already being swept across the midwest, and no one really knows who i am. I will go to nationals, I will go to ceuse, then I will proclaim all of my glory at the world cup, and show everyone that being a climber doesnt matter, its being a good one that matters.
Stephen
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packclimber
Feb 14, 2005, 2:44 PM
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NO got you all beat I lived in North Dakota. Now that's flat.
Climb or Die
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usmc_2tothetop
Feb 14, 2005, 2:45 PM
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In reply to: I have proved to myself that I am invicible, I climb with the best, yet I still come up on top, I set new project in the gym, yet I send them before I leave that night. I have potential to be the best in the world. I wanted everyone to realize this. Because being good is all that matters. We should all have goals in climbing, and to saying having fun is yours; is a cough out. That means your not good. And to say you like trad climbing more than sport or bouldering means that you are not good enough to pull your rear off the ground of a V0, and your too old to see where the first bolt is on a route. This is directed to those who dont want to go anywhere in climbing. I say to them you are a plague on my sport, may God have mercy on your souls. Stephen
Oh so this is your sport............you dumb fuck. :lol:
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usmc_2tothetop
Feb 14, 2005, 2:48 PM
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In reply to: You see, all that do believe that I am very close to being the best and WILL be the best are thanked. As to coldclimb, it is written, blessed are those who do not see, but believe. My name is already being swept across the midwest, and no one really knows who i am. I will go to nationals, I will go to ceuse, then I will proclaim all of my glory at the world cup, and show everyone that being a climber doesnt matter, its being a good one that matters. Stephen
So when you "beat" everybody, what is climbing going to do for you then. I wish I could have you go out and climb with the late Alex Lowe. You might learn something.
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wingnut
Feb 14, 2005, 2:52 PM
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*claps*
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cchildre
Feb 14, 2005, 3:05 PM
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In reply to: I have proved to myself that I am invicible.
You haven't proven it to us! Let see it! A leap off of the diving board at the Narrows down in the Wichita Wildlife Refuge should suffice, survive the landing and I will believe.
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phlsphr
Feb 14, 2005, 3:20 PM
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In reply to: You see, all that do believe that I am very close to being the best and WILL be the best are thanked. Stephen
Do I sense a loss of confidence??? "Close to the best" is not "the best". "Will be the best" is quite the retreat from "I am the best".
To quote a someone with similar potential to be the best climber in the world (Mr.T), using language Kansas Climber seems to understand:
{Cough}I pitty da fool...
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j_ung
Feb 14, 2005, 3:33 PM
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In reply to: this will stop a " rouge elephant".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
This is not the best troll ever, but it sure has a few hidden gems, no?
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mistymountainhop
Feb 14, 2005, 3:37 PM
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Yeah, so im in this huge fight with this inbred possum. Then it just bites me like that. Im like "what kind of possum just jumps up and bites someone?" So i put it in a burlap bag and throw rocks at it. It stopped moving.
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angry
Feb 14, 2005, 3:39 PM
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So it was written, so shall it be done, you can't hang onto a crack of V1.
A good troll, but mostly masterbatory in nature. To truley excel in the troll business you need to add personal attacks and actually make people angry at you. I like your over-the-top style, but everyone knows you aren't serious.
The final judgement is only a T1.5, you tried too hard.
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mhagny
Feb 14, 2005, 3:45 PM
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I am even more lame than Stephen, and I can prove it -- I actually moved to Wichita for the the climbing!!! :shock:
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usmc_2tothetop
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In reply to: Yeah, so im in this huge fight with this inbred possum. Then it just bites me like that. Im like "what kind of possum just jumps up and bites someone?" So i put it in a burlap bag and throw rocks at it. It stopped moving.
Random humor is the best. oh man that was funny.
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angry
Feb 14, 2005, 3:49 PM
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Kansasclimber has been Brown-eye TARPITTED
Fshizzle has locked this thread
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kansasclimber
Feb 14, 2005, 3:58 PM
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I will be the best, you all shall see!
Stephen
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discolegsyndrome
Feb 14, 2005, 4:01 PM
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In reply to: dudeeee... doubting the nOOb being the best climber in the world??? :shock: :shock: :shock: thats breaking 8/10 of the rock climbing commandments...never forget THE NooB IS ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST EVVVER CLIMBER IN THE WORLD..and dont you forget that!
Yeah but this cheese fart said *he* was the best... dammit, you can't believe anything you read on the internet anymore.
Oh man.. I'm so confused...
Bah.. I'm going back to believing the n00b is the best..
Must be the ham sanwiches...
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lizard0fthetrail
Feb 14, 2005, 5:17 PM
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Ahem. To clarify, if Stephen believes he is the best, and wants to prove it, he would register for competitions, no? Here's the link for ABS ranking in Kansas.
http://www.rockcomps.com/rockcomps/comps/ranking_results.cfm?season=19&state=KS
And overall...
http://www.rockcomps.com/rockcomps/comps/ranking_results.cfm?season=19
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epic_ed
Feb 14, 2005, 5:56 PM
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epic_ed moved this thread from General to Community.
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