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wildtrail
Jul 19, 2002, 6:18 AM
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More potential names:
Honey, what is this?
Damn this itches! (let your mind play with that one)
Mother Goose and Grimm (because I love the cartoon)
Mother Goose and Grime (planning on that one soon for a dirty aid climb)
Sicilian Steve Simulator (Sicilian and a foul mouth [go], I'll wait for a route that really gets me swearing)
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sparky
Jul 20, 2002, 3:51 PM
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Beer me
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beyond_gravity
Jul 20, 2002, 4:59 PM
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Holey Shit
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beyond_gravity
Jul 20, 2002, 4:59 PM
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You Aint Nothing but a Hang dog
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parangole
Jul 23, 2002, 2:19 AM
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MEDICINAL SMOKE - 5.12C
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kagunkie
Jul 23, 2002, 2:49 AM
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On a recent adventure at the Delaware Water Gap we were working on a new pitch when some ravens started fighting at the top of the cliff. They made such a racket we couldnt help but notice there was a commotion going on at the top. A few minutes later we heard rock fall and were suprised by a barrage of softball sized rocks coming down right on us so we named the new route TRUNDLE BIRD.
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happymondays
Jul 23, 2002, 3:00 AM
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"A Critique of Pure Squeezin" - an offwidth!
As in "I Kant climb this ^%&(*(* route"
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martyr
Jul 23, 2002, 3:34 AM
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"My Urine Melts Rock like Acid"
in the Graham Mts. of southern az
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crackwhore
Jul 23, 2002, 4:10 AM
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JUMBO PUMPING HATE (VRG)
the DRILLING FIELDS (City of Rocks)
but by far the best of all...
ASTROMAN !!!
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arsenalcrater
Jul 23, 2002, 4:25 AM
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A rotten sandstone aid sketch...."Johnny on the Spot".
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jmlangford
Jul 23, 2002, 6:34 AM
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Mr. Hugh G. Rection at Pinnacles National Monument, CA.
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rendog
Jul 23, 2002, 1:46 PM
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a friend of mine just got back from squamish and gave a new name to a boulder problem... THE INSEMINATOR!!
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john_galt
Jul 23, 2002, 2:31 PM
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I live in Ohio so I don't get a chance to climb a lot. But I did do a bouldering problem called "Ounce and a Half" that I thought was a good name.
If I ever get my FA, I want to name it "Up."
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bolder
Jul 23, 2002, 9:41 PM
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two of my favorite's are at shelf. turbo-charged intercooled meat machine andback her up against the wall and kauk her.
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poorclimberboy
Jul 24, 2002, 12:14 AM
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some of my favorites are
romancing the stone in rumney
bushes from id quincy quarries
sputnik quincy quarries
slap the monkey bolton quarry
triskaidektaphobia rumney
flying hawaiian quincy quarries
nutcracker cathedral ledge
the fly rumney (5.14+!!!!)
stoned monkey bolton quarry
f-ing the dog rumney
reckless abandon eagle bluff
well there's more but I'm sick of thinking of em
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vertical_reality
Jul 24, 2002, 1:40 PM
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At the gym I go to there's a route called "Closer Then Our Mothers Knew"... it runs right beside a crack. I almost tore myself in half laughing.
Other names I thought of (at least never heard of)...
Hunt For Red Chocktober
Indiana Jones and the Route of Doom
Show Me You're Nuts
Stick It In The Crack
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cyberclimber
Jul 24, 2002, 2:18 PM
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I have to admit to skipping a few of these postings, so if they have been mentioned before, just count these as one more vote for them. All the ones I have in mind are found in the Witchita's near Lawton, OK.
Superpseudomasachisticexpialidosious (spelling?? don't have the guidebood with me ) Another favorite is: Fifi in a blender (nice visual image
Kerplunk (right off the water start)
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"Kill or be killed" Foster Falls TN. "Rage" Obed TN.
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superdiamonddave
Jul 24, 2002, 3:35 PM
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Some of these are real climbs and some are names of future routes.
Frying bacon naked
Monkeys with car keys
Hand galactic gargle blaster
Give pizza chants (give peace a chance)
Baptists on the rampage
Cheeses of Nazareth
Starless and Bible Black
Spankin' the baby
Frog stomp
Eat the bunny (we saw a decaying bunny)
Hams across America
Death comes ripping
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rockhopper
Jul 24, 2002, 4:04 PM
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Cool Route names, would have to be Survival, Shitface, Frustration Syndrome, all these are located at the Gunks, and there are just so many others.
But for my FA I would call it Flight of the Navigator or the Power of Flight. Something to that effect.
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time44teens
Aug 29, 2002, 1:33 AM
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my fav. was "catholic shcoolgirls in bosnia" ha
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arkansashippie
Aug 29, 2002, 1:47 AM
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my favorite is "lesbian outlaw". its a nice finger crack at haw creek falls.
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yezad
Aug 29, 2002, 2:01 AM
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Honestly where do people come up with some of these names? Whatever happened to simplicity? But I guess, the ones I've heard haven't been any better. "Milking the Cow" is probably the most memorable one. I'd love to name one "The Great Gig in the Sky." Climbing to Pink Floyd rocks...er, no pun intended.
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thomasribiere
Aug 29, 2002, 11:52 AM
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"Shit happens"
"Lick my wounds"
"Lubrificare il condotto"
so far as i can remember!
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davep
Aug 29, 2002, 12:10 PM
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From the sunny UK:
"Watch me wallaby wank, Frank"
"Screams of tight daughters"
"Tormented ejaculation"
"99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd"
"Malc Baxter stole my wife"
"Red and Yellow and Pink and Green, Purple and Orange and Blue"
"Łuck John Barton A.K.A. the armchair critic"
"Clive Coolhead realises the excitement of knowing you may be the author of your own death is more intense than orgasm"
"Bimbo The Exploding Lorry Drivers Gulch Eliminate"
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