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litleclimberchick
Dec 15, 2005, 8:26 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Posting without saying anything = post whoring. :| :nono: Ah, leave ´er alone... posts posts posts
aww... thanks squier! :D
and btw deserteaglle, the fact that i didn't confess any of my sins is a statement in itself...
lcc
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jeffrogers
Dec 15, 2005, 10:01 PM
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I have done a lot of really terrible things so I am only going to mention the most impressive one.
One time when I was hitchin' through Reno Nevada I shot a man just to watch him die.
that is heavy stuff right.
Jeff
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nate_miller
Dec 15, 2005, 10:26 PM
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What sins.....? :roll:
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rendog
Dec 16, 2005, 12:35 AM
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does chronic masterbation count?
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squierbypetzl
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Dec 16, 2005, 1:30 AM
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In reply to: does chronic masterbation count?
Yes, but I´m sure they can make an exception, seeing as it´s so sad and all...
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rendog
Dec 16, 2005, 1:39 AM
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actually i was refering to all the lurkers in the SIngles forum.
but hey thanks for your sentiment anyway....it is rather sad isn't it?
my wort sin... that would have to go waaaaay back to when i was a stoopid teen. I'd set up a babysitting service, then I'd case the joint, and show up the next time the people went out and rob them.
I'm going to hell, I know it and I paid for it thanks to the justice system.
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justthemaid
Dec 16, 2005, 1:56 AM
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All you guys are scaring me now.
Well learned my lesson. Shouldn't ask questions if I might be freaked out by the answers.
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rendog
Dec 16, 2005, 5:58 AM
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In reply to: I'd say you've been stoopid more recently than that. You've got a loooong karmic debt to repay. Good luck.
WOW!!! holy sheep shit, a post I've made has made you come out of hiding eh. about that Karma thing skibs....right back at 'cha. I paid that debt off as soon as I was able to martha. just like i said i would.
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chalkfree
Dec 16, 2005, 6:43 AM
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I've been having impure thoughts about climbing a church.
And worse, about bolting it on rappel. I know I should just be a man and do it on lead, but it's sooo thin.
What's my penance?
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In reply to: In reply to: I'd say you've been stoopid more recently than that. You've got a loooong karmic debt to repay. Good luck. WOW!!! holy sheep s---, a post I've made has made you come out of hiding eh. about that Karma thing skibs....right back at 'cha. I paid that debt off as soon as I was able to martha. just like i said i would.
It's important to pay your debts promptly. :wink:
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deserteaglle
Dec 16, 2005, 3:06 PM
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Damn, I completely forgot about all the people I've shot just to see how they reacted...you wouldn't think that little kids would be the toughest of em' would ya?
And masturbation, holy shit I had to stop thinking of that as a sin a LOOOOONG time ago or I would have had to kill myself.
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deserteaglle
Dec 16, 2005, 3:09 PM
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And oh yeah, Skib, cry me a river man.
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boondock_saint
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Hello God,
I confess, I drank more than I should but less than I could. If you ever wanna party, call me.
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pinktricam
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I have a a small confession to make. Today while watching Kong I secretly wished for a little 'flash' of Naomi Watts while she was being flung all over the place in the big ape's grip. Father forgive me.
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rockguide
Dec 17, 2005, 2:47 AM
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In reply to: All you guys are scaring me now. Well learned my lesson. Shouldn't ask questions if I might be freaked out by the answers.
Its going to get worse before it starts getting better :lol:
Brian
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rendog
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In reply to: Working on my own, working on projects with Mike
good luck with that Martha. wish you nothing but the best in the new year in all your future endevours
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talons05
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I coveted my neighbor's ice tools. Then I danced.
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unabonger
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In reply to: One time I was out in the Mesquite in Texas. I captured the thing in the top picture and taught it how to speak. When I shaved it down, I found the thing in the bottom picture. http://www.great-river.com/pix/goofy1.jpg
whoa. I thought you said you shaved it?
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deserteaglle
Dec 17, 2005, 3:30 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: One time I was out in the Mesquite in Texas. I captured the thing in the top picture and taught it how to speak. When I shaved it down, I found the thing in the bottom picture. http://www.great-river.com/pix/goofy1.jpg whoa. I thought you said you shaved it?
You saw the before photo right? This is definitely an improvement.
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squierbypetzl
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Dec 19, 2005, 6:24 AM
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Is joking around during confession a mortal sin?
Father: Tell me your sins, my son.
SbP: I´ve fondled another man´s wife´s rack for hours upon end... I´ve played and squeezed and stroked every inch of her rack, and I loved every moment of it.
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(no offense 2 anyone)
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brent_e
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In reply to: In reply to: i took a hundred dollar bill out of a girls back pocket while making out with her, then used it to buy dinner Wow, you are so goin' to hell dude. here's mine. I constantly make fun of people canada and the country itself...it's nothing personal, I just gotta be against SOME country...canada seemed like a decent pick. I hooked up with an ex-girlfriends best friend right after I broke up with her. :oops: If you ever hear me say that Karma is a b---- it's because I'm still paying for this.
hey DE:
shut up you stupid america.
sorry about your ex's friend. Up your karma by saving a kitten, etc.
sins: i once killed a man who confessed to drinking a wine cooler. :twisted:
silly bugger....
Brent
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tnmountainman
Dec 20, 2005, 3:34 AM
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you guys are lunatics :lol:
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brent_e
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In reply to: you guys are lunatics :lol:
"the following story is true, and by that, i mean, false. It's lies, all lies, but entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer: not really."
Troy McLure (sp)
voiced by the late phil heartman.
god bless the simpsons and community!!!
:lol:
brent
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