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bobruef
Apr 13, 2006, 8:46 PM
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Tom Cruise says that he can cure a heroin addict in three days using Scientology.
Who does he think he is....
...Chuck Norris?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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caughtinside
Apr 13, 2006, 8:55 PM
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Did he really say that? Let's send him some smack heads!
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zozo
Apr 13, 2006, 8:58 PM
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Funny,
I can cure scientology with heroin in 3 days.
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scrapedape
Apr 13, 2006, 9:08 PM
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^^^ Winner.
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rockguide
Apr 13, 2006, 10:40 PM
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In reply to: Funny, I can cure scientology with heroin in 3 days.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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boondock_saint
Apr 13, 2006, 10:45 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
fuckin' priceless zozo
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chupa
Apr 13, 2006, 11:06 PM
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Whatever retards. Tom wins on this one. Everyone knows that scientology is a byproduct of heroin use. Therefore, all scientologists are heroin addicts. Giving a scientologist heroin is like giving a human water... except they rely on it more.
Hold on... maybe I'm the retard. Maybe they're all crackheads.
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caughtinside
Apr 13, 2006, 11:22 PM
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In reply to: Whatever retards.
Man, that had me cracking up for a couple minutes. the grade school humor just kills me sometimes.
That's one of those insults I just wish I could say with a straight face.
Whatever retards.
:lol:
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epoch
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Apr 13, 2006, 11:26 PM
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Isnt' scientology soemthign that Cruise made up anyways?
Feckin Add.dd.d....ddd.d.dd.d.d.dd.d....d.dd.ddd.d.dd.dicts.
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aaronbr86
Apr 14, 2006, 12:50 AM
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I have yet to meet a cured heroin addict.
-Aaron
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chupa
Apr 14, 2006, 1:15 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Whatever retards. Man, that had me cracking up for a couple minutes. the grade school humor just kills me sometimes. That's one of those insults I just wish I could say with a straight face. Whatever retards. :lol:
Hey... I'm just attempting to use humor that would reflect the maturity level of the average scientologist. Next time I can say something along the lines of "whatever mentally challenged individuals" if that might garner me more points with you! Anyway, I heard a scientologist on Adam Corolla this morning and I'm convinced. I'm going to go out tonight, smoke some crack, shoot up a little and head to the nearest Church of Scientology!!!!! Yeah! What do you think about that retards? TOM!!!!!! I"M COMING HOME!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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collegekid
Apr 14, 2006, 3:59 AM
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Now now, stop making fun of Tom Cruise. It's not his fault he's an idiot.
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reno
Apr 14, 2006, 6:49 AM
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In reply to: It's not his fault he's an idiot.
It's almost too funny to read this, considering the source.
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sevrdhed
Apr 14, 2006, 2:16 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: It's not his fault he's an idiot. It's almost too funny to read this, considering the source.
Ohhhhhhhh, SNAP!
:lol: :lol:
Steve
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blonde_loves_bolts
Apr 14, 2006, 7:52 PM
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"This summer Mission Impossible III will be released... and Katie Holmes won't be."
~The Showbiz Show
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climbingbetty22
Apr 14, 2006, 7:56 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: It's not his fault he's an idiot. It's almost too funny to read this, considering the source. Ohhhhhhhh, SNAP! :lol: :lol: Steve
LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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