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and look at the many things you can do with it:

http://static.zoovy.com/...usfreight/-/tarpblue


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that tarp would make an excellent cape...


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Superb! What else? And I don't want to hear about using it to flake out a rope or as a tent or tent footprint; obvious crap. Like, using it as a makeshift phonebooth while I change into my Superman outfit - then use it as a cape. Genius!


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It could be used as a parachute when jumping out of windows, avoiding ending up in one of Majid's "accident reports".


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Emergency parachute
Improvised sail
Catching people who dropped the rope while threading the anchors
Mazola wading pool
Elephant toga


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Mmm, reusable wrapper for my ham sammich. Can accomidate sammiches of many different sizes.

Is it lunchtime yet?


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It could be used as a parachute when jumping out of windows, avoiding ending up in one of Majid's "accident reports".

Come on Choss, you know as well as I that he wasn't jumping out the window... he was Climbing. To be more specific, Smoking that S&@t, then climbing. Proof positive once again... that Majid's posts make no sense.


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And this is a cam (though you'll be hard pressed to finish a pitch before dark):
http://www.citycg.com/cam.jpg


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It could be used as a parachute when jumping out of windows, avoiding ending up in one of Majid's "accident reports".

Come on Choss, you know as well as I that he wasn't jumping out the window... he was Climbing. To be more specific, Smoking that S&@t, then climbing. Proof positive once again... that Majid's posts make no sense.

Yeah but if he hadn't been smokin' that S&@t before smokin' that s%@t and had a tarp handy he wouldn't have had to boulder his way out the window. :roll:

:lol:


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who needs a crashpad??

your crew can hold a tarp Fireman stylee to catch you off that burly highball

bro.


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http://media.urbandictionary.com/...large/tarp-30198.jpg


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Use it to protect your engine from road debris while driving down a gravel road.


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well in a pinch if the Dallas cowboy chearleaders droped by in t shirts I guess you could use it as a makeshift slip and slide???


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well in a pinch if the Dallas cowboy chearleaders droped by in t shirts I guess you could use it as a makeshift slip and slide???


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I always have a 6' x 8' tarp around for many reasons :

belay shade / wind protection , ez setup with hiking poles

hammock

rolled up for cheezy camping pillow , put a shirt over it

seat cover , after sliding down 20' muddy ravine on my a$$ ( also good for taking mud wrestlers home ! )

rain water collection when backpacking

emergency space blanket

hauling snow for snow cave

parachute to pull me across the lake on my snowboard , not very effective but quite funny to watch me end up in a web of 7MM accessory cord !


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you could use it as a fork.

wait... could you?


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you could use it as a fork.

wait... could you?

Spork.




............... Roof. While your trailer's is getting re-done.


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- Contraceptive, she stands behind it while you do your thing. Plus it makes for easy cleanup!
- Ghetto bathtub
- Labor intensive fan
- Chimney
- Keep dead bodies from fouling up your car


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you could use it as a fork.

wait... could you?

Spork.




............... Roof. While your trailer's is getting re-done.


eeeyah Maine!


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You can put you weed in it...lots and lots of weed!

You can wrap your clothes in it after you crap them on a crazy highball.

Roll it up...Hang one end out the car window...piss in the end inside the car...no more stopping the car to piss...no more splashback.

Emergency cape incase you run into that rouge bull while out climbing...think bullfighting.

Generic version of Harry Potter invisibility cloak...invisibility not included...doh!

Mmm...it's blue...blue is a food group!


JB


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It could be used as a parachute when jumping out of windows, avoiding ending up in one of Majid's "accident reports".

Come on Choss, you know as well as I that he wasn't jumping out the window... he was Climbing. To be more specific, Smoking that S&@t, then climbing. Proof positive once again... that Majid's posts make no sense.

Yeah but if he hadn't been smokin' that S&@t before smokin' that s%@t and had a tarp handy he wouldn't have had to boulder his way out the window. :roll:

:lol:

clearly he hot boxed the tarp


clearly


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this is perhaps the worst possible post i have yet to see on here. i thought this site was supposed to be about rock climbin shit.....guess not


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It can be used for moving threads... from General to Community. :D


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this is perhaps the worst possible post i have yet to see on here. i thought this site was supposed to be about rock climbin s---.....guess not

Wanker
:roll: :roll: :boring: :boring: :boring:


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Put dots on it and play twister.

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