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crimping_bum
Feb 6, 2008, 2:31 AM
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They all have an ATC clipped to their harness which just sits there. Pretty hilarious is you ask me, although a few didn't look too far off from the real thing.
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no_email_entered
Feb 6, 2008, 2:59 AM
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i swear that Victoria is carabiner96.
no, its true, look at the shoes.
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Hennessey
Feb 6, 2008, 3:02 AM
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They all look way too manly. They are some ugly-ass chicks.
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byran
Feb 6, 2008, 3:05 AM
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Lisa has a pretty nice highstep, and I bet the all have a big reach. Too bad they're all so emaciated they can barely stand, let alone climb.
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carabiner96
Feb 6, 2008, 3:19 AM
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no_email_entered wrote: i swear that Victoria is carabiner96. no, its true, look at the shoes.
Yup, you got me. Looking scared shitless on that green route!
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no_email_entered
Feb 6, 2008, 3:53 AM
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That is so hawt!! Sssssssss...........
edited cuz' i spelled hot right----damn
(This post was edited by no_email_entered on Feb 6, 2008, 3:58 AM)
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throb
Feb 6, 2008, 4:34 AM
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camplicated
Feb 6, 2008, 4:42 AM
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Bianca has some rope management issues. I bet she's a sport climber. 
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el_layclimber
Feb 6, 2008, 5:30 AM
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Oh my god. First, I would like to say that this is way hot. I am going to print these out and keep a stack in the bathroom hidden under the sink.
I am a bit concerned about safety though. I am pretty sure many of those techniques are not certificated. We need some arrows here, stat.
My rundown-
Ambreal: The one-armed lock off takes some strength, but she has a thumb through the biner. Whatever she's on just got downgraded to A0.
Bianca: Is definitely going to die.
Chantal: needs core strength, that barn door is out of control.
Ebony: Sweet form, I'd give her a some free Acopas though.
Heather: Is obviously more interested in the beefcake on a .7 across the gym. She doesn't know he's gay.
Janet: Is going to die and kill the party next to her.
Jena: Again, wicked upper body strength, but her form is garbage bag. She is a poster child for the "pullups are for people who only climb .11a" bunch.
Kimberly: doo-doo form, looks bitchy.
Lisa: Nice high step. I am going to make her lead the 5.11 with the reachy crux I have been working.
Saleisha: Drama queen - RUN!!!
Sarah: Redneck, she prefers sport rappelling.
Victoria: Her BMI is perfect for sending 'China Beach' and ticking that off her 8a.nu card, but she totally regrets having that leaf of lettuce for breakfast, because she can feel it weighing her down.
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shimanilami
Feb 6, 2008, 3:18 PM
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Y'all didn't watch America's Next Top Model? Where have you been? I watched every episode. Jenna got robbed.
And Spandex never went out of style.
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andy64
Feb 6, 2008, 3:25 PM
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I have not and now never will watch. I'm not so sure I want to climb anymore either. Nasty!
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karlita
Feb 6, 2008, 3:53 PM
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Damn where can I get those shoes!
Look more comfortable than my current climbin' kicks!
And to think, all this time I thought muscle tone and strength were sexy ! What was I thinking?
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cracklover
Feb 6, 2008, 4:59 PM
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Does the original link work for anyone? I get an error.
GO
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reg
Feb 6, 2008, 5:31 PM
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worked for me
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CaptainPolution
Feb 7, 2008, 12:11 AM
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LOL  they are dangerous!
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USMClimb
Feb 7, 2008, 1:23 AM
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i dont know... saleisha has a killer no-hands rest heel hook/highstep.
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no_email_entered
Feb 7, 2008, 1:31 AM
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remember when modeling photos would make your stomech all butterflyish and you'd get excited hot and bothered?
this new shit leaves me limper than burritto in the rain.
except for that carabiner96 shot. thats still HAAAWWTT!!!111!
---and i spelld it rite that time...
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unrooted
Feb 7, 2008, 4:31 AM
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no_email_entered wrote: remember when modeling photos would make your stomech all butterflyish and you'd get excited hot and bothered? this new shit leaves me limper than burritto in the rain.
I guarantee this will work for you buddy:
http://www.malemod.com/top_models.php
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chalker7
Feb 7, 2008, 5:20 AM
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I hate to be that nit-picky photo geek (especially since I don't know dick about photography) but is it my eyes or do the qd's and the model's attire not agree on which way gravity wants them to go?
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unrooted
Feb 7, 2008, 4:43 PM
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chalker7 wrote: I hate to be that nit-picky photo geek (especially since I don't know dick about photography) but is it my eyes or do the qd's and the model's attire not agree on which way gravity wants them to go?
Just a guess, but I can bet they used a fan.
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snowboardercolo
Feb 7, 2008, 5:50 PM
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I would LOVE to see any of you get up any of the routes in those HEELS!
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patmay81
Feb 7, 2008, 8:55 PM
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I was thinking the same thing, a pair of madrock stilettos could allow for some sweet heel hooks!!!!
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fitzontherocks
Feb 7, 2008, 9:51 PM
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chalker7 wrote: I hate to be that nit-picky photo geek (especially since I don't know dick about photography) but is it my eyes or do the qd's and the model's attire not agree on which way gravity wants them to go?
You know, I was thinking "Hey, nobody's being a nit-picky photo/climbing geek yet and pointed out the draw's oriented the wrong way" or some crap like that. And there you go...
I take it this is the first fashion shoot you've seen? They're not exactly know for verisimilitude.
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