This ^^^is awsome!

Ok so what I gather from this is that if I had used the word 'the' instead of 'your' in my hastily typed parody of your original post you would have understood that you were being an ass for no good reason.

Did it occur to you that english might not be her first language, how about illiteracy, or she may have been half way through a bottle when making that post and there is of course the possibility that the lightheaded delirium resulting from your moms mouth being full of her clit caused her to temporarily lose control of her keyboard.

Despite being a bit rambling Bat's post was easily interpretable but you couldnt let well enough alone. Now I have had to make 4 posts that I will never get back to try and find out why you thought it was necessary to whip you dick out and smack your self in the face with it in a public forum.

Thanks for that, thanks a friggin bunch.

We should abort this debate immediately

and turn to the original subject, which is the direct relation between the amount of gear, and the amount of female attention one will receive. I need to point out, however, that no amount of shiny Camalots can help if you are as slow as you seem to be.

You are correct that I am hopeless with the ladies. It could be the skinny white boy factor, the double digit IQ or the generally ugly nature of my mug but I dont think a vast tangle of gear is going to be sufficient bait.

What I would like to know is will it help my chances any if the sum total of my gear is a pair of shoes and chalk bag? Clearly a great deal of spray will be needed to insure that people dont just think I am an impoverished boulderer but does soloing garner the attention of the female sex? Do my chances increase if I carry life insurance and make it commonly known that anyone willing to marry me will be the beneficiary?

Thank you NOT...First thing in the morning I read these blogs before work and respond. I guess I should wake up before responding.

I am from Texas, I know that is another country. SEV, has nothing better to do, but be the logic police.

I do admitted my first statement was a bit confusing, but I think the second had more clarifications. Sev did not have to attacked it, but he did.

Most climber guys are nice, sweet, and kind like NOT, not a poser like SEV.

Once you start bringing money into the picture, you are leaving my field of expertise. I deal exclusively (and I've reiterated this a couple of times so far, pay attention) with how climbing relates to one's amount of attention from females. The original question was not "Do girls like guys with potentially large life insurance proceeds." I now have a better understanding of your severe handicap when it comes to written information, so I'm willing to let this one slide.

However, I can offer some unqualified advice. For some reason I seriously doubt that you are able to hold any sort of respectable job (I will cite your handicap, again). Therefore, I don't see how you can afford life insurance that will be of any significance to anyone who happens to be your beneficiary.

With that said, I would guess that it depends on the type of insurance you have. Whole life, universal, term, accidental death? There are many different kinds, you need to be more specific. There is most certainly a correlation between the quality of life insurance vs. the amount of female attention it garners (do you see a trend here?).

Okay...enough!!! Now back to the subject...AJE would do better with a girl with a common background like climbing. Do you agree with this statement, SEV?

And just one bit of TEXAS history...Texas was annexed through a hand-shake deal which under the laws of the Republic was not just. And TEXAS is the only state that can legally separate from the United States if it chooses so.

Thank you NOT...

First thing in the morning I read these blogs before work and respond. I guess I should wake up before responding.

But it won't.

Okay...enough!!! Now back to the subject...AJE would do better with a girl with a common background like climbing. Do you agree with this statement, SEV?

And just one bit of TEXAS history...Texas was annexed through a hand-shake deal which under the laws of the Republic was not just. And TEXAS is the only state that can legally separate from the United States if it chooses so.

see ya later!

Depending on the D.C. v. Heller ruling, Montana may be in the position to succeed from the union also and I think them crazy fuckers may just do it. How great would that be?!?

"On Feb. 19, the Washington Times published a letter by Secretary of State Brad Johnson, who used his official title. In the letter, he stated that, if the U.S. Supreme Court upheld current D.C. law and declared gun ownership a collective right, the ruling would violate the contract made between our state and the federal government at the time of statehood. While Johnson didn’t specifically use the word “secede,” he laid the groundwork for readers to draw that conclusion."


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i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

Some days I hate google. Others, I just hate myself for using it. Today it is both.


"Hey...nice asymptote."

"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain."

"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior."

"I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves."


being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

can i explore your mean value?

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

i = Ø when i am not with you

my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.

let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

you and i add up better than a riemann sum

i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

you've got more curves than a triple integral

i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

int[2x,x,10,13]?

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

ok, well this isn't a math pick up line per se..your mama's so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself

your mama's easier than finding a trivial solution.

I hear girls like you more when you get the ptftw.