A beanie is certainly easier to acquire than tact. And being a girl, who can appreciate a tactful man with or without a beanie, I certainly consider you a more desirable rock climber. There’s just one thing I don’t understand: what kind of “a good Ol’ time” would I be having with you, Bats, and sev’s mom? That sounds a bit too kinky for my taste. I think you might be getting overly (although possibly not unnecessarily) ambitious there.

I'm still confused as I'm quite familiar with both the Chomksyan philosophy, and the newer works of people such as Dr. Pinker. Perhaps you ought to elaborate on this part.

I'm not sure what you have against me, but you posit that my posts combined are nothing more than a clever ploy to get Bats into bed. This is ridiculous.

You are much easier to talk to than notapplicable, even if you don't understand certain things as much as you think you do.

I'd just like to ask you, as a favor, to please make use of the novel concept of paragraphs next time you decide to share your ideas on the information super highway.

chicks dig climber guys who ride motorcycles. the combination invokes a stronger attraction reaction than being a climber or rider alone. personally, i ride a nighttrain. chicks love harleys.

I would love to elaborate, but it would be quite out of place. If you want to talk theory why don't you invite me for coffee sometime, since I don't think many community members know or care about Mr. Pinker's theory of language acquisition or Mr. Chomsky's generative grammar. And I'm quite sure that neither Saussure nor Derrida will tickle their fancy. As much as they make for fantastic readings for dorks such as you and me, the average rock climber posting/ reading posts on RC.com will have very little interest in them. Now that we've cleared the table and stopped dropping big names to make ourselves seem smarter than we actually are, why don't we get back to the post and work on your problem.


DENIAL!


I do not posit to know anything. The only thing I know for certain is that I don't know anything.... But I do believe that you must have been bitchslapped lately, since you insist on emphasizing your irrelevant knowledge to compensate for your wounded manhood.


And kindly, lay off my paragraph structure and go pat a burning dog. I have nothing against you, but do be kinder to the people who share your passion.

Try not to laugh at me too hard but the following
has happened to me at least three times...

I was walking up the trail to the first flatiron
when I crossed paths with the most incredible
blond swiss goddess you could imagine. We
talked a bit and she was interested in climbing.

She says "I suuuure would like someone to teach
me how"...I responded in the almost exact way Jim Carry did in the movie dumb and dumber with the swedish sunbathing team that needed some "oil boys" and said

"Duhh...I dunno but I'm sure der is lotsa climbers
in town (pointing at boulder) dat could teach you how"

Three times you let this happen and you're actually smart enough to walk and spell?

Not to interrupt, but to summarize for everyone who doesn't take interest in communication studies and haven't read the likes of Mcluhan, Pinker, or LeBon, (I can name drop too), Sev is what is commonly known as a ARTSY.. and a hard core one at that.
There, now we can all get on with this wonderfully ridiculous thread..

ERTW

girls don't care about rock climbing and if they do it's because they climb because a boyfriend got them into it-plain and simple

I hope to find a climber that I can date, but one that's not so obsessed where he forgets that he has a girl.

spend the summer going on a climbing road trip with me living out of camp grounds taking showers as we find them (or not!)