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mustclimb69


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What is your favourite climbing sayings
My favs are below...

"Put your problems on hold...just climb"

"Get a hold of life and climb on."

"Check out my nut placement"

Cheers


lox


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The Christian Right is neither.


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Off Belay!.....just kidding


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Lead;
Follow;
or get the hell out of the way!


shortfatoldguy


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Haste makes tomato paste.


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Nice rack.

Trad climbers have to buy thier friends.

Sport Climbers have no nuts.


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Take only whippers, leave only craters.


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I have a big rack

How do you mark your nuts?

"I'm fisting it hard."
-dancingmadlybackwards


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"When in doubt, run it out"...


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If u don't have a crack
U will layback....



karma274


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the use of the word "yard" as a verb.


mountrobson


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What happens in the bivy stays in the bivy!


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"Grab the sloper!"
"nice rack"
"Those are some huge nuts!"
"really wedge your whole hand into the crack"
"use two fingers on the pocket"

hehe i love those...
mike


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SANDSTONE,....DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANITE!


onelung


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Nice Rack!
Only said to the deserving


vertical_planar


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Love a climber
They use protection


blueeyedclimber


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Got Chalk?



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Penalty slack!


kevlar


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" Hey...the nut is wedge deep in the hole...who has the nut tool? "

" I didn.t bring the rope...I thought it was your turn? "


gakin


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"Always handle your nuts with care!"

And one that I heard on an earlier string that I just love,

"One mistake, human pancake"

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Thanks for not climbing naked!


rockclimbingpyro


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screw using "climbing.....climb on" try using new thing such as "rocking...rock on" or tamping...tampon" try it with anything and i like the one bout climbers use protection... thats great.

-ben


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  "that guy has no friends and small nuts!"

fun thread!! haha

ROCK ON!!


marcsv


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how about "don't fall"

or "chalk tastes gooooooood"


ebrmusic


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sweet crack!

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