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jookyhead
Jan 16, 2004, 8:46 AM
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Well, it's late, but I have a semi-interesting story to share.
It was January 15 and Jookyhead's high school wrestling team had a meet against one of the best schools in the state. Now, every one expects Jookyhead's school (Stadium) to not even win a single match. The rival school, Foss, has state wrestlers in about every weight class. Pretty impressive. In an attempt to possibly win a match, the coach of Stadium decides to move down Stadiums very good and experienced 130 pounder to 125 for the night, as the Foss 130 is insanely good. Now, this would be all fine and dandy if yours truly hadn't been the original 125, who was now to be bumped up to 130. Shit.
Before the match, Jookyheads coach takes him aside for a talk...
"Just go out there tonight and... go out and.... just go and..."
"Not get my ass pinned int he first round coach?" I ask.
"...Yeah."
"Yeah, thanks coach."
As the match progresses, it becomes apparent that the predictions of Stadium recieving an ass whooping were quite right, and soon it is Jooky's turn to get his ass kicked.
I walk out to the middle of the mat and shake my opponents hand. We tie up and circle for a while, not really going anywhere, until eventually we both shoot at the same time and collide. Recovering quickly, he drops and snags my leg. I attempt to fight it by pushing his head to the mat, but soon enough I'm in the air. Shit. Wait, suddenly I'm going down headfirst. Shit. Wait... face first. Fuck!
As my face and the mat collide, the mat wins and sends my front tooth through my lip, breaking it in half. Ow. I quickly stand up and spit out my tooth and along with it comes a full mouthful of blood. Got quite a reaction from the crowd.
Five hours later, and five stitches later, here I am. But I'm tired now, so I'm going to bed.
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carnaged
Jan 16, 2004, 9:11 AM
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Owwwwwieeeeeeeee! :cry: That sounds terrible!
get better jookyhead!
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one900johnnyk
Jan 16, 2004, 11:38 AM
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i've watched too many disney movies or something.. i was completely expecting you to win... not get sent to the hospital within five seconds...
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nearly_there
Jan 16, 2004, 12:00 PM
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Congratulations! :D
Like me you can now have 1 fake tooth; mine (top jaw, middle, front) was shattered by my Judo teacher whilst we were training when i was younger.
We were sparing with wooden swords (Ken) and i got hit right in the mouth, i was shocked to say the least, :shock: to see the remains of my splintered and shattered tooth embeded in it.
It bled quite a bit but was surprisingly unpainful.
Anyway dude, fake teeth rule!!
Fight on!
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cerikpete
Jan 16, 2004, 1:52 PM
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I shattered my tooth by walking into a pole in the dark. :roll: My lip was fine though.
Good luck!
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dontfall
Jan 16, 2004, 1:58 PM
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Cool, I once had a line drive straight into the front teeth of my mouth.
You should have spit up the blood in the kids face but you would have gotten in alot of trouble. Don't mind me
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bumblie
Jan 16, 2004, 2:03 PM
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In reply to: I shattered my tooth by walking into a pole in the dark. :roll:
Why does this not suprise me???
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cerikpete
Jan 16, 2004, 2:09 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: I shattered my tooth by walking into a pole in the dark. :roll: Why does this not suprise me???
Why does this not surprise me?
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bumblie
Jan 16, 2004, 2:26 PM
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I bet nobody ever accused you of having a thick skin. :lol:
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cerikpete
Jan 16, 2004, 2:36 PM
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Not the skin, per se...
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nikegirl
Jan 16, 2004, 3:05 PM
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grimace*
YEOWCH!!
:!:
happy healing.
sleep well.
~T
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overlord
Jan 16, 2004, 3:45 PM
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bad.
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the_pirate
Jan 16, 2004, 4:11 PM
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I think we need to see a picture of this tooth and lip.
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madriver
Jan 16, 2004, 4:14 PM
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...OUCH!!!...Pirates right...pics...post up..so we can laugh and then post how bad we feel that you got hurt... :D
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madriver
Jan 16, 2004, 4:15 PM
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..P.S...
look into journalism...great story!!! :D
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onbelay_osu
Jan 16, 2004, 4:16 PM
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dude that sucks hope all heals well....
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tucsonalex
Jan 16, 2004, 4:17 PM
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Ouch, I'm in the fake tooth club too. I fell face first out of a tree when I was a wee lad and broke off half of one of my front teeth. The painful part was shattering my nose though.
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wigglestick
Jan 16, 2004, 4:19 PM
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That story sucked. I totally expected some type of Vision Quest action where you woop on Shute. And your coach is yelling "Jooky, you finished what you came here to do?" And then Journey starts playing in the background.
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jookyhead
Jan 16, 2004, 4:23 PM
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I'll try and put up some pics, but I may be able to do even better. We tape all our matches so we can analyze them later, so I should have the event on video.
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b_fost
Jan 22, 2004, 2:24 AM
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In reply to: i've watched too many disney movies or something.. i was completely expecting you to win... not get sent to the hospital within five seconds...
with a thread title like 'jooky goes to the ER? lol
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djmeat
Jan 22, 2004, 4:36 AM
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I also have have a fake tooth. Oh and 20 pins and 4 titanium plates in my face. my dental X-Rays look SO cool.
DJ meat your local T800.
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coldclimb
Jan 22, 2004, 8:28 AM
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wow, tons of people with fake teeth here. How many people don't have a fake tooth or two?
*raises hand*
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thomasribiere
Jan 22, 2004, 1:11 PM
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I have two fake boobs... oops, I'm not a drag queen!
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jono
Jan 23, 2004, 3:56 AM
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sucks man. i am lucky, no broken teeth but should have many times.
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cryder
Jan 23, 2004, 4:26 AM
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Hey Jooky - you ever wrestle against my little bro? Alex King? He wresltles for Steilicoom (AA), unlimited class, but also does some off season league stuff too... he was state champ in Roman Greko and Freestyle last year... just curious if your paths ever crossed.
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