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shakylegs
Mar 24, 2004, 8:50 PM
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Leave my apartment this morning, there are fresh tracks in the snow, foot prints that go up the stairs, walk a bit around my door, and then walk back the way they came. No one rang the bell, or anything. So, I'm thinking to myself, "Holy crap, I've got a stalker! Cool! I always wanted me one of those."
And then, later on in the day, I remembered: I ordered take out last night.
I can't make this stuff up.
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drkodos
Mar 24, 2004, 8:52 PM
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Yet when I suggested this to you, you called me nasty things! :wink:
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climbinganne
Mar 24, 2004, 8:52 PM
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MSG will do that to you :wink:
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shakylegs
Mar 24, 2004, 8:54 PM
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Yes, but kodos, it's all in the presentation.
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drkodos
Mar 24, 2004, 9:10 PM
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Ironically enough, some of the best friendships I have forged have started with actual fisticuffs.
Let's one know and respect the boundaries of the other person......
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unabonger
Mar 24, 2004, 10:13 PM
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In reply to: Ironically enough, some of the best friendships I have forged have started with actual fisticuffs.
Those big jailhouse homos that beat you down weren't your friends, drdokos. They just liked the hair around your lips.
The GoateeBonger
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drkodos
Mar 24, 2004, 10:39 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: Ironically enough, some of the best friendships I have forged have started with actual fisticuffs. Those big jailhouse homos that beat you down weren't your friends, drdokos. They just liked the hair around your lips. The GoateeBonger
I seem to remember recognizing your smallness during the beatdown. It was a welcome break from all the regular sized ones. Sort of like a comedy break in a Shakespearian play.
Send in the clowns in the form of undeveloped genitalia!
So, kodosbunger, did I insult one of your gumby friends or something, or are all the other threads too mundane for you to grace us with the pearls of wisdom that drop from your keyboard like so many pigeon turds on a parked car's windshield?
Huh?
What rock have you been hiding under lately and are you located anywhere between Las Vegas, NV and Raleigh, NC?
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carnaged
Mar 24, 2004, 10:40 PM
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So where are the 51 other reasons prooving you're a complete moron?
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carnaged
Mar 24, 2004, 10:41 PM
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shakylegs
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Oh right, you've got well over 52 reasons.
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shakylegs
Mar 25, 2004, 1:36 AM
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carnaged, you keep getting the wording wrong: I'm an idiot, not a complete moron.
But heck, I'll start.
#1: Started smoking when I was 16. Had to quit many years later.
#2: Almost voted for Quebec to separate. Came to my senses in time.
#3: Got a degree in Soviet Studies. The Soviet Union fell apart 6 months later.
It's pretty much all downhill after that.
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carnaged
Mar 25, 2004, 2:11 AM
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Oh no need to show off your posts, I can just scroll throught all your reasons here. :roll:
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unabonger
Mar 25, 2004, 5:14 PM
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In reply to: In reply to: In reply to: Ironically enough, some of the best friendships I have forged have started with actual fisticuffs. Those big jailhouse homos that beat you down weren't your friends, drdokos. They just liked the hair around your lips. The GoateeBonger I seem to remember recognizing your smallness during the beatdown. It was a welcome break from all the regular sized ones. Sort of like a comedy break in a Shakespearian play. Send in the clowns in the form of undeveloped genitalia!
Undeveloped? No, malformed maybe. My **** might only be 2 inches long, but its matched in diameter by a coca cola can. Is that really undeveloped?
In reply to: So, kodosbunger, did I insult one of your gumby friends or something, or are all the other threads too mundane for you to grace us with the pearls of wisdom that drop from your keyboard like so many pigeon turds on a parked car's windshield? Huh? What rock have you been hiding under lately and are you located anywhere between Las Vegas, NV and Raleigh, NC?
Ha! I knew you'd miss me. I'm quick hit'n'runner here these days. And none of my friends are insulted. For some reason I find your constant stream of new topics difficult to engage in, so I'm just doin' a bit of backtrolling on you is all.
Location wise I'm still proximal to the Beltway. I prefer to think of it as "5 hours from the New" though.
The KodosBonger
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wildtrail
Mar 25, 2004, 5:17 PM
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In reply to: Leave my apartment this morning, there are fresh tracks in the snow, foot prints that go up the stairs, walk a bit around my door, and then walk back the way they came. No one rang the bell, or anything. So, I'm thinking to myself, "Holy crap, I've got a stalker! Cool! I always wanted me one of those." And then, later on in the day, I remembered: I ordered take out last night. I can't make this stuff up.
Don't feel bad. If your only on #52 for the year, that ain't so bad.
I'm upward around #211 or something.
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dirtineye
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Bieng an idiot is fun and rewarding. THe bigger an idiot you are, the more followers you will have, and the less explaining you will have to do. Nobody expects much from an idiot.
After all, look at how well BUSH has done.
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