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punkclimber52
Jul 4, 2004, 10:13 PM
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when the main rc.com page loads with an error message for a couple hours and you slip into a major depression.
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feral
Jul 4, 2004, 11:00 PM
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When you wander around work with one of those cheapo biners as a keychain hoping someone will give you a BD Quicksilver..
Oh wait that's "You know you're a dirtbagger when.."
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labster
Jul 5, 2004, 6:07 PM
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When: You keep asking The Yankee Candle Company to come out with the scent of White Gold chalk.
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climbingmusician
Jul 5, 2004, 9:21 PM
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when you wish that the light will stop working at the register at work so you can climb the register to change it.
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armyclimb5051
Jul 5, 2004, 10:01 PM
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your late to a first date with a girl you meet at a bar and when you finanlly show up you forgot your still wearing your slippers the first thing she says is what that #@% are those and you just shake your head and think she doesnt understand :(
youre late to a first date with a girl you meet climbing when you finally show up the chalk is still on your hands the first thing she says is OH find any good problems you instantly get on one knee and propose :P
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armyclimb5051
Jul 5, 2004, 10:44 PM
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your walking through the bad part of town and your hear a guy say "man that was some good crack" you walk up and say no shit dude look at my hands
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armyclimb5051
Jul 5, 2004, 11:16 PM
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when you go to your local boulder thats fifteen minutes from home at three in the morning on your way home from the bar and decided that climbing at night is not a good idea but you stay anyway to get your fix and your girlfriend thinks your cheating on her
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too_far_gone
Jul 6, 2004, 12:13 AM
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...you like the smell of you climbing shoes.
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kindredhawk
Jul 6, 2004, 1:42 AM
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*you buy gear before food
*you dump your gf cause she doesn't like climbing and get a gf who does
*your new gf dumps you cause youd rather climb than have sex
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crshbrn84
Jul 6, 2004, 1:45 AM
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when your boss tells you to stop climbing cubboards and chimneying in hallways
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armyclimb5051
Jul 6, 2004, 2:57 AM
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you stub your toe drunk on the fourth of july lose half your toe nail and a good portion of skin and still go climb for four hours the next day
you you keep checking rc.com to see what other people say on this topic to see if anything else said aplies to you
because that foour hours of climbing you did still isnt good enough you go buildering on the six foot tall rock wall to work on form with bloddy toe
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oldsalt
Jul 6, 2004, 3:10 AM
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You climb the faux rock pillars of the local Longhorn Steakhouse with your non-climbing friends watching in horror.
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yorb
Jul 6, 2004, 9:56 PM
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when your playing frisbee golf and you see a light pole and decide to climb it. then you see a nice building that makes you wish you brought your shoes,
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qpang
Jul 6, 2004, 10:09 PM
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-when you actually read this entire thread
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closertothedge
Jul 6, 2004, 10:52 PM
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you stay up till 3 in the morning sorting your gear for tomorrows trip. :roll:
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slablizard
Jul 7, 2004, 12:13 AM
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You buy the Yosemite book of Heinz Zack at lunch break, go home, start reading it and forget to eat lunch. (Did it today)
If someone in your family at the 4th of July dinner mentions that he/she has been in Yosemite, you start a 20 minutes speech on the history of climbing. Even if you know FOR SURE that nobody cares besides you.
You buy climbing gear (dope) without telling your wife.
You seriously think about how much it will cost placing a good sized granite boulder in your backyard instead of a stupid tree.
You try to guess if that guy in the car besides you is a climber looking at his forearms
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yorb
Jul 7, 2004, 12:19 AM
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on the 4th of july you climb onto the roof of a press box at a soccer field to get a good view of the fireworks. Then when you get caught and the guy is telling you "what if you fell blah blah blah and all that crap" your just thinking, he doesn't understand. (true story)
when you ponder going out at 2 in the morning to go buildering so it's less likely you'll get caught.
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freeclimberchris
Jul 7, 2004, 2:53 AM
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Now I'm not to keen on the waking up at 5 to go and climb but hey i live not so far away fo eight would do. But other than that I am addictied to climbing.
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fenix83
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Jul 7, 2004, 6:14 AM
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In reply to: Now I'm not to keen on the waking up at 5 to go and climb but hey i live not so far away fo eight would do. But other than that I am addictied to climbing.
I'm so addicted that I have been called at 1 in the morning, while I was thoroughly drunk, and told I had a 5am trip in the works, and it was the best news I could imagine getting! As long as its climbing, the time really doesn't matter.
-F
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rokstahr39
Jul 7, 2004, 8:47 AM
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In reply to: In reply to: Now I'm not to keen on the waking up at 5 to go and climb but hey i live not so far away fo eight would do. But other than that I am addictied to climbing. I'm so addicted that I have been called at 1 in the morning, while I was thoroughly drunk, and told I had a 5am trip in the works, and it was the best news I could imagine getting! As long as its climbing, the time really doesn't matter. -F
Waking up at 5? Man I wish I got to sleep in that late when we go climbing. Try 3am. Tha'ts early.
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solo
Jul 7, 2004, 10:49 AM
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... you get up at 2am, drive three hours to meet your partners, drive two more hours to get to the mountains, make a 2.5 hours approach and solo a 250m long route "because it would be too slow to climb in three" than wait for the others on the summit in wind and -10C, get cold and spend next three days in feaver... and still think it was a good season opener :D
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barefeetnochalk
Jul 7, 2004, 12:53 PM
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In reply to: when you ponder going out at 2 in the morning to go buildering so it's less likely you'll get caught.
When ya actually do...
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the_antoon
Jul 7, 2004, 1:28 PM
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When you will drive 3.5 hours to an area even though the forcast calls for thunderstorms....just in case they are wrong (last weekend)
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the_antoon
Jul 7, 2004, 1:46 PM
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In reply to: You masturbate over Tori Allen
damnit....
My name is antoon...I have a climbing problem
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